Grasp Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 Some fat black security guard telling us "put the can down child" she was walking with like 10 black kids about 9 years old at like 12:00 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 no really thats how we roll in australia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smells Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 I GUY GETTIN DOME BY A HOOKER WHITE TRASH BITCH SMOKING CRACK I LIVE A BORING LIFE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleet Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 I saw George Bush. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest qwerty Posted October 4, 2006 Share Posted October 4, 2006 I bombed Bush's plan with my boy Marc, maybe you've heard of him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smells Posted October 4, 2006 Share Posted October 4, 2006 GAY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest qwerty Posted October 4, 2006 Share Posted October 4, 2006 And once i saw this kid runnin from the cops and doing a long ass arrow, want a flick? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smells Posted October 4, 2006 Share Posted October 4, 2006 GO BACK TO MYSPACE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest qwerty Posted October 4, 2006 Share Posted October 4, 2006 Hey, its bad enough you know where its from my dude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KRUM Posted October 6, 2006 Share Posted October 6, 2006 JOGGERS. damn... props. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonysoprano Posted October 6, 2006 Share Posted October 6, 2006 unbelievably i once, your not going to believe me but seriously this one time at bomb camp i saw people's guts flying through the air with my own eyes. i was in basra and dying for a worthy cause or so i thought etc but anywho blood and guts all over the shop = one very nasty scene Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flavicon Posted October 6, 2006 Share Posted October 6, 2006 A pair of balls. I don't know what creature it was from, but definitly some balls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
screaming hand logo Posted October 6, 2006 Share Posted October 6, 2006 this one time i was paintin and my boy was with me, we were walkin over this bridge and a bum came out from under the bridge he started talkin about graffiti an said there was graff under the bridge we went to check it out and there werent any walls and we were like what the fuck then he asked us if we wanted to see something cool and we said yeah so he led us to this thicket of bushes then showed us that behind them there was a female hobo takin a dump the hobo just kept looking at her and making strange noises while me and my boy bailed this one to me wins the reward Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest qwerty Posted October 7, 2006 Share Posted October 7, 2006 Ohman, i woulda whipped my shit out right then and there and beat it raw man. NO HOMO. Just felt the need to say that because i saw the word balls on the page and didnt want to be affilated in any way with testicals other than my own. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUFFAkilla Posted October 11, 2006 Share Posted October 11, 2006 A MAN BEATING HIS WIFE, a lot of dogs allot of drunks, a bumb pissing the bush Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted October 11, 2006 Share Posted October 11, 2006 I was out one night.. Ages ago... I was about to duck into to alley and catch some tags when I saw about five fools gang raping/banging some girl.. Don't know which 'cuz they saw me and a few of them came chasing after me... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted October 11, 2006 Share Posted October 11, 2006 A MAN BEATING HIS WIFE, a lot of dogs allot of drunks, a bumb pissing the bush Dogs... Been chased by a pack of dogs before... From the biggest to the smallest.. Where the fuck was that Dog Whisperer dude?? I remember some dudes would bring their dogs(usually a pitbull) to yards and let them chase you out.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SagaContinues Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 I think i saw a spotted alien, but i was trippin so it was probably like a dalmation? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest qwerty Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 Weird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paint_junke Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 So check it, my boys and I were walkiing to the yard through the backway of some warehouses and we're coming up to the back entrance of the yard when a chopper flies by and spots the light down at us....We get a shady feeling and decide to bail and on the way out we spot this middle-aged white lady giving this dude head outside his LTD by the side of a layup....Imagine the look on their faces when 4 dudes rolled up on them getting their groove on...:eek: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest qwerty Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 Well im sure glad your smart enough to realize to run when a fuckin' chopper hits you with the spotlight, cause you dont seem very bright otherwise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beansandrice Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 i dont go bombing to often, but this one time i was on my way home anddecided cross the street, and like two minutes later this drunk driver hits this car and flips a u to get away where he then hit another car and flipped his own car, which sent him sliding on his side across the side walk through a fence and finally stopped when it ran into a tree, but if i hadnt crossed the street i woulda got smashed! i was just standing there like what just happened, and the dudein the car was like screaming his drunk ass off! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest qwerty Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 Well, looks like you just cheated death didn't cha'? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-DissidenT- Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 and THEN what happend!? :eek: but yeah so i saw this ugly hobo bum giving head to this other hobo guy and i didnt see them at first so they got scared and left cus of me and then after an hour or so when i was going home i saw them again walking down the street next to each other... and she was all fat and nasty and all haggard and shit, i remember cus i saw her had like mad crazy face herpes and shit... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest qwerty Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 The gramitical errors on 12 oz. make me want to vomit myself. all of his post was once sentence, then i saw this gem. i remember cus i saw her had like mad crazy face herpes and shit... He had like mad crazy face herpes buddy? Wow! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madsencarl Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 i think the cake goes to the guy who said "yo check it" before he wrote his story, like he was about to do a rap or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asitseems Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 i seen a bum take a shit right next to where i was painting and he then wiped hiss ass with his hand. " If you're on the bowl without a roll, be a man and use your hand " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dontsleep34 Posted October 15, 2006 Share Posted October 15, 2006 I havent seen suicides or murders but in vancity i do see alot of shit me and two of my boys were hitting up a station on third street when a bum walks up the stairs and starts complaining about personal space at this station when its empty except for us Ive seen numerious car jackings, Ive seen an asain girl stumble out of a club who had appearently overdosed on heroine, I've sat bacvk and watched famous people in my area bomb, seen a prolific freight monicker writter in action (kodiac kid), lots of people doing it, ive seen cops eating donuts, drug deals. One of the scairyest things ive ever seen was my buddy bombing a renta-van and a guy came out chased him he booked it across a freeway and he got his foot hit by a driver doin 95. he did like a 900 and 2 complete flips and hit the ground. funny thing is he doesnt remember shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest qwerty Posted October 15, 2006 Share Posted October 15, 2006 Super Awesome! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T_R_O_N Posted October 15, 2006 Share Posted October 15, 2006 um one time i saw a bum breakin...i hopped in and we battled. We split the money we made, fun night XD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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