CHIEF-WIGGUM Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 I WAS IN LONDON ONE DAY NEAR THE LONDON EYE (THERES A LEGAL WALL THERE) AND I WAS 4 OF MY MATES FILLIN DUBS AND SUM CRAZY FUKED UP CHINESE MAN HOLDIND A POT HIMSELF LYK LALALA ME LOL (PORPAR CRAZY) N HE CAME OVER TO US SND S STILL SINGIN AND HE THREW A POT NOODLE AT MY MATE WE WERE LIKE WOT THE FUK R U DOIN N HE RAN AVAY GOING MEOW MEOWWWW AND THEN FELL RAWLEY WEN WE CHASED HIM HE STOPED AND STARTED DOING ALL THIS KUNG FU SHIT AND DUKKIN UP N DOWN AND TOUCHNG HIM SELF WE JUS WENT BAK TO THE WALL N WE NEVA SAW HIM AGEN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
\(SIN)/[again] Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 ^^^^^^ Ummm...... what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
josefstrat@yahoo.com Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 Somethin about him and his four friends playin with each other's balls, and an asian guy through his noodle in the mix...er...somethin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
josefstrat@yahoo.com Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 Somethin about him and his four friends playin each other's balls...then an asian guy through his noodle in the mix...er...thats all i got. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George Strait Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 New Years eve new millenium, I was pulling off a New Years Y2K whole car in an industry freight lay up when a car pulls up and it was a transvestite changing from his man clothes to his female clothes. Shit tripped me the fuck out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George Strait Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 I was painting alone in atlanta under a chill bridge, and up walks a bum, but he just chills and watches me. then i turn around to see if he's stilll there and he is, but he's got his dick in his hand and is beating off watching me paint. i tell him to get the fuck outta here with that shit and he's like "whyy man?" and i said "dude, are you joking? what the fuck, stop that shit" and he says "aw man...it feels good. ......." so i just said fuck it and finished my piece and left. what the fuck LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
protect ya neck Posted August 12, 2006 Share Posted August 12, 2006 New Years eve new millenium, I was pulling off a New Years Y2K whole car in an industry freight lay up when a car pulls up and it was a transvestite changing from his man clothes to his female clothes. Shit tripped me the fuck out. haha, thats some fucking gross, weird shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 definitely something you do not want to see... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10 Dollar Blowjobs Posted August 17, 2006 Share Posted August 17, 2006 i once saw a zombie eat my friends head off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
haze424 Posted August 17, 2006 Share Posted August 17, 2006 i live in like a farm town out side the city.and me and my buddy were walkin home from out little practice spot and theres this dude out in a field with his arm up a cows ass. at first we though he was like a vet or something but then we noticed he had his hand down in his overall's... creapy shit another time we were out dirt jumping (i bmx) and there was this dude watching us in his truck. so were like ok not a big deal. anyway 5 or so minutes later i pick up a can of paint to put up a stencil on the wall ride we got there. dude gets out of his truck with a salt gun and starts shootin at us and fuckin flippin out cause we have out jumps on his land and cause were were vandalizing his properrty... and for anybody who hasnt felt a load of rock salt shot at you from a 12 gague it hurts like a mother fucker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
..spitefulone Posted August 17, 2006 Share Posted August 17, 2006 one time i saw a gang of midgets wearing assless leather chaps paintin wholecars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocs landing Posted August 19, 2006 Share Posted August 19, 2006 A fiend beating beat by a dealer with a rubber chicken, then making him eat crushed chips & pretzels off the ground off the ground. what ppl won't do a crillz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Hyde Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 i seen a bum take a shit right next to where i was painting and he then wiped hiss ass with his hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marlboro Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 i love this thread! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 Me and Steve were at the bar the other night when this guy comes up and asks us if we knew where the bathroom was and Steve was like "..Nooo.." then the guy gave us this really wierd look... So Steve fuckin' stabbed him.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Hyde Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 Me and Steve were at the bar the other night when this guy comes up and asks us if we knew where the bathroom was and Steve was like "..Nooo.." then the guy gave us this really wierd look... So Steve fuckin' stabbed him.. .....FUCK STEVE...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LOTUS of Weaver Heights Posted August 26, 2006 Share Posted August 26, 2006 I wasn't throwin graff or nothin but once I was jsut cruisin around my neighborhood and walked out around the corner jsut in time to watch this old dude pull up and plow right through the front door of a BP. I went in and got a green tea... cashier looked pissed, the old dude was straight cenial and clueless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikepants991 Posted August 27, 2006 Share Posted August 27, 2006 a cop drover right past me while droppin some burners nd didnt even stop thas some odd shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted August 27, 2006 Share Posted August 27, 2006 the whole reason they join the police force is so they can chase graffiti artists, catch them, beat them up and be on the side of justice all at the same time... im probably gonna be a transit guard in a year or two... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted August 27, 2006 Share Posted August 27, 2006 just so i can beat up on people and take paint for myself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snoe487-2o1 Posted August 27, 2006 Share Posted August 27, 2006 top 5 1. a dog in an alley that was literally ripped in half. 2. two fiends fuckin on a stoop on main st at like 330 am. 3. a pig in his wheel shootin up a bag. 4. a pig beatin a fiend/bum (we threw 2 bricks, lol we were like 13 n wylin. on some ill shit idk wtf was wrong wit me.) 5. last week i followed these two little kids in my neighborhood for like 45 minutes watchin them light shit on fire, they were fuckin elementary school kids..how the fuck did they get out?....damn i didnt start bein able to snea kout until atleast 12 or 13. i hope those kids start bombin, imagine the destruction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest qwerty Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 DEAD THREAD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MekA_OnES? Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 one time i saw a gang of midgets wearing assless leather chaps paintin wholecars[/quote :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
¤Shark¤ Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 ummmm..i dunno..probably my friends head got torn off by some ninja chasing us, thenmy friend got up, put his head back on, and did some white devil mischief power at the ninja, and the ninja ran away like a scared little girl. I'm full on seriousl guys. Honest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest qwerty Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 Yo that was me! i didnt run becuase of his magic shit though, im just lactose intolerant and i had the shits from earlier. I Swear! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loaftie Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 skulls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zEr0 Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 i've seen dog fucking cat while bombing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest qwerty Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 ^Im not to sure why, but when i read this guys post, i read it out loud with a russian accent.. ^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean Claude VanDamn Posted October 1, 2006 Share Posted October 1, 2006 A MIDGET FUCKING A GOAT NEXT TO A DEAD BUM.AND A GUY THAT INVENTED FLYING CARS,WEARING NO CLOTHES WHILE IT WAS SNOWING. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest qwerty Posted October 1, 2006 Share Posted October 1, 2006 LAME MR. ALL CAPS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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