qsysue Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 I'm not a writer, just a photographer, but I've seen some sketchy stuff. And I don't even wander the streets in the middle of the night. I once witnessed a guy get hit over the head with a skateboard. Didn't actually see it, but I heard it--the sound of a skateboard truck cracking someone's skull is really loud. I thought it was a gunshot. My husband saw it (we were right across the street) and ran over to see what was going on. Someone else waved down a cop driving by. My husband tried telling the cop the dude who did it had just ran around the corner, but the cop didn't do anything, just wanted to take notes about it, so we took off. The guy went into a coma and died a couple days later. I used to live in an inner-city gang neighborhood. Our garage (detached from the house, in the alley) had no door, and one day I came home to find gang members rolling dice in it. Can you kindly go gamble somewhere else? I need to park my car here. Thanks guys. Also once found rock cocaine stashed in our garage. Wasn't unusual to have gang members hiding from cops in our yard. Drunk people shooting out street lights in the middle of the night. My teenage niece saw the cops searching our next door neighbor's car and pulling machine guns out of the trunk. I've seen cops surround a car with guns drawn, instructing the driver to slowly exit the vehicle. Twice. Smack dab in front of my front door. Never seen any hobo sex (and I'd really like to keep it that way) but I did see a homeless guy exposing himself on a crowded city street. Gotta love San Fran. And I've been mistaken for a prostitute a few times. "Wanna date? Wanna date?" Uh, no thanks. I got spit on once, by some random dude walking by me. I was 16 years old. Punk rock girls weren't very popular in the 80s. And just a sort of funny story--one time (in the gang neighborhood) I had to go pick up my husband somewhere at about midnight, and when I was leaving I accidentally locked my one year old daughter in the car with the keys. I was locked out of my house. We lived right on the corner where all the drug deals happened, so there were constantly cops parked in alleys and stuff, but of course this night there were none around. I tried breaking a back window, I was that desperate to get into the car. It's hard to break car window glass. (That little triangle window on the back door.) There was a gang member hiding in my neighbor's bushes watching this all go down. Finally I looked over at him and he said "Go get a coat hanger." Fortunately my neighbors were still up, and when the woman who lived there found out what I needed, she sent her gang member son out to help as well. So I had two gang members breaking into my car. They had it open in seconds. I ended up giving the guy in the bushes a ride across town as a thank you. He offered me gas money but I didn't take it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 ?... is he droppin a deuceski? and jerkin it?:eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
screaming hand logo Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 you and your husband sound like snitches welcome to 12oz you shall fit right in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obnoxious Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 I've seen ja and saber fight one time. Shit was crazy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qsysue Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 you and your husband sound like snitches welcome to 12oz you shall fit right in Sounds like there's been some drama around here? Some people crave drama. I'm not one of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 drama? no he's welcoming you, as you will fit in with the other snitches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sik-TwentyFo Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 i was coming back from writing at a chill spot and its like midnight; so im crossing the street to go back to my crib and i see a lil kid who was about 5 yrs old tops; nd he standing in the middle of the street with mad cars comin his way; i scooped the lil kid up and find his moms in the bodega and tell her her son was out in the street; she says "i kno" nd goes back to buying wateva she was buyin; shit really fucked wit me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaiser Sose Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 I love the smell of a baby tucked up into a wheel arche.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 i saw crab people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CYPRESSPILLZ Posted May 24, 2011 Share Posted May 24, 2011 Hearing the pitter of a little motor and turning around from doing a tag to see this motherfucka flying down the sidewalk screaming "DIARRHEA" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
igetupinyourcityalot Posted May 31, 2011 Share Posted May 31, 2011 around 3 am me and my homie saw like 4 dudes push another guy in a shopping cart into some bushes...straight up jackass style Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yuengling Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 hobo sex is TRAUMATIZING. couldnt fap that night.... ......without the picture i took of them. /nohobo :lol: nigga u trippin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyWay Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 Once I saw a train go by and one of the carriages had no side walls, just front and back walls and a roof so you could see right through and shit. And there was a bunch of dudes, with chairs and table and shit sitting round drinking on this moving train as it ran through the city. Not bombing, just some of the weird shit that occurs in San Jose, Costa Rica. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laughslast Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 Thats kind of a cool story man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OpenWatch Posted June 24, 2011 Share Posted June 24, 2011 Found a fight club. Seriously, dudes who just met up in this abandoned parking lot to fight each other in a circle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuicidexKing Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 I usually just hear junkies and bums crawling around the train yards when I go out. I'll be filling in a bomb or whatever and I'll hear tapping or moving on the other side of the train cart. We got chased once by one but shits never really hit the fan or anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a mutant rancor Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 An old man walking around in circles with no pants on and then chasing some girl down the street. hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rack101 Posted July 24, 2011 Share Posted July 24, 2011 met a ugly ass hooker with fucked up teeth, she wanted me to be her pimp , she said she was from las vegas once i told her i wanted a blowy, she rejected me for not having scrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneHood Posted July 25, 2011 Share Posted July 25, 2011 I wanted to explore the area so I walked behind some houses and I came up to a dead end where in front of me stood up a skunk (we made eye contact) but i slowly turned around and walked away.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blahh Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 ^ yo that is some WILD shit my dude!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomBS Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 Chillen with some people, walking down the street, we walked by a hobo circle jerk... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sktr Posted August 23, 2011 Share Posted August 23, 2011 WRITER IN WHEELCHAIRS!!!! WTF?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grapewriter Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 Lady with 1 leg rolling up on a wheelchair at train spot...ask us if we'd seen anybody with runnin around with a prostetic leg. Nope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N K Nine Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 i live where theres a ton of dot indians.... either way when there something wrong with the their car they wont safely pull over on the side.. they will instead let it sit idle in the traveling lane in the middle of the highway... im driving see some shit up ahead a pipe fell of this dudes truck so he stops in the middle of the road to get it mind you the speed limit is 75 mphs and average speed is about 90 for the fast lane people... near miss didnt think much of it. next week 7 series beemer didnt see till the last sec cuz i was drafting a suv... reaction time goes down quite a bit without vision.. look in my mirror as i just passed him... whamo the car was like a top spinnin out of control... never seen people suck so much at driving.. give a pedal bike nation cars and enjoy, just watch you neck.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a mutant rancor Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 So you were bombing and driving? did you tag your windscreen or steering wheel? niceeeeeeeee! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THEMELGIBSON Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N K Nine Posted August 28, 2011 Share Posted August 28, 2011 sorry not graff related>>> and another no graff one... driving down the road i avoid the dead squirrel in the road car behind me steers to hit it.... in review mirror everything inside rodent squirted a good thirty yards on to the sidding of some dudes house.... fuckin gross Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skatepark Posted September 6, 2011 Share Posted September 6, 2011 the best stuff happens in the am Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skatepark Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 One day I was riding at hawthorne skatepark in LA and all of a sudden these 3 hella black ass dudes come into the park smoking a blunt and being hella loud and niggrish yelling/rapping into the air the whole way in. one of them rolls into the main center bowl area on his skateboard and just throws about 100 rubber balls onto the floor which quickly cover the whole park. then one of the other black dude is like going up to every kid on a bike being like "nigga lemme ride yo bike" and every kid is like no, till one dude lets him, and then the black dude just hauls it to the biggest quarter pipe there and starts trying to do 540's... wtff? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berdsdahwerd Posted October 3, 2011 Share Posted October 3, 2011 skatebaording and graffiti, two different things Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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