DallasIsDead Posted September 1, 2004 Share Posted September 1, 2004 this just happened to me tonight. i was rackin cans at(sad to say) walmart... and all of a sudden this worker comes up and asked, "whats in your pants dude?" so i tell him the truth and say, "about 20 cans." he looked shocked, and asked to see how many we could fit on me and says he'll take me out the back way so i wouldn't get in trouble. i take off with almost 40 cans in my pants, shirt, and socks. and i see the dude out front waving to me and yells, "see you on the streets kid, have fun painting." come to find out, this dude racks cans daily from his job and also writes like crazy. EGON was his name. he's one cool cat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STRYDER Posted September 2, 2004 Share Posted September 2, 2004 thats some buzzy stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yeaaaah baby Posted September 2, 2004 Share Posted September 2, 2004 thats a savage story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunk Sober Posted September 2, 2004 Share Posted September 2, 2004 Originally posted by yeaaaah baby thats a savage story. yeah savage because kid is a fucking name dropper! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yeaaaah baby Posted September 2, 2004 Share Posted September 2, 2004 true. story coulda done with out that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunk Sober Posted September 3, 2004 Share Posted September 3, 2004 that was in no way directed at you yeaah baby...peace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yeaaaah baby Posted September 3, 2004 Share Posted September 3, 2004 i knew it wasnt directed at me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted September 3, 2004 Share Posted September 3, 2004 the craziest thing i have ever seen has to be the dude chasing me with the katana down the alley for writing on this dumpster one time i saw a 50 yr old chineese crack whore sucking dick in the middle of the street in nyc after i got off the fung wah bus i was tripping on about a half ounce of mushrooms that i had been eating on the bus that shit was fucking nuts! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InfamousOne Posted September 3, 2004 Share Posted September 3, 2004 damn u got lucky.. wheres this wal-mart located at?? i want some free cans too... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
escapeartist Posted September 3, 2004 Share Posted September 3, 2004 Originally posted by GoRuben! saw some jock and his girl fucking out of the corner of my eye, so i quietly walked right up to them, pulled out my camera and started taking flicks. they looked up and didn't know what to do. flicks flicks! lol:lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deafikator Posted September 4, 2004 Share Posted September 4, 2004 this one night we were out bombin, and i saw this hobo underneath a bench alsleep, i thought it would be funny if i did a tag on him so i looked and there was already a tag on him by a rival crew that my crew has been beefin with... so instead i just crossed out tha crew name and put my tag and my crew... funniest shit ive ever seen.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gnamla Posted September 4, 2004 Share Posted September 4, 2004 well... tonight was the first night i had to run from cops, nothing to special, im really drunk and i learned a lesson its not wise to bomb when excedingly fucked up ill edit this post later and post details Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
¤¤FoRGE²¤¤ Posted September 4, 2004 Share Posted September 4, 2004 ok look.....this is both funny and fucked up well i was doin a rooftop at 3 a.m when i started hearing a whispering sound.....hmm what is that...oh well....extended my butterfly knife gripping it in my left hand while painting with my right....i start hearing sirens come extremely close (within a block) and i paint faster and i hear em speeding towards me and i see red flashing lights so i use my instinct and jump of the roof landing on top of a fence bruising from my collar bone to my abs and ending up with 4 cuts each about half an inch deep because the top of the fence was barbed wire..(not the straight kind.....) i get up and run away and what do i see?....an ambulance. so to shorten it up....... i climb..i paint..... i hear sirens.......i ran...i hurt .... i cut...ambulance... i grab brick....i throw at ambulance...i run...i bleed...i cry like a pansy ....i laugh... i tell on 12oz.. you guys laugh cuz your dickheads Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunk Sober Posted September 4, 2004 Share Posted September 4, 2004 Originally posted by ¤¤FoRGE²¤¤ you guys laugh cuz your dickheads Im fucking laughing cuz that shit is sincerely funny! I hope your ok and all, but damn that is getting straight spooked. The best part is, you threw a brick at the ambulance! That's the champ move right there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BurgerKing Posted September 7, 2004 Share Posted September 7, 2004 Originally posted by ¤¤FoRGE²¤¤ ok look.....this is both funny and fucked up well i was doin a rooftop at 3 a.m when i started hearing a whispering sound.....hmm what is that...oh well....extended my butterfly knife gripping it in my left hand while painting with my right....i start hearing sirens come extremely close (within a block) and i paint faster and i hear em speeding towards me and i see red flashing lights so i use my instinct and jump of the roof landing on top of a fence bruising from my collar bone to my abs and ending up with 4 cuts each about half an inch deep because the top of the fence was barbed wire..(not the straight kind.....) i get up and run away and what do i see?....an ambulance. so to shorten it up....... i climb..i paint..... i hear sirens.......i ran...i hurt .... i cut...ambulance... i grab brick....i throw at ambulance...i run...i bleed...i cry like a pansy ....i laugh... i tell on 12oz.. you guys laugh cuz your dickheads you are probley one of the most sketchiest graff artists ive ever seen. First you carry a KNIFE on you to paint, second you jump onto a barb wire fence because you see sirens. Police and Ambulence make totally different sounds. Lay off the rails before you go bombing son. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vptonbing Posted September 7, 2004 Share Posted September 7, 2004 dude masterbating under the bridge, hahahaa. nasty shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c. clarence Posted September 8, 2004 Share Posted September 8, 2004 Originally posted by Drunk Sober out one late night in the haight and i start talking to a homeless hippie chick. She told me about people that live under the city streets. Definately the wierdest shit ive heard while out. yeah i heard some shit like this too... something about in there being really old sewers and train tunnels that are out of service and people live in em. i dont know how to get in or met anyone that lived there, but i bet theres some people doin it. there was a movie documentary that came out about the people living underground in NYC by the train lines and shit. its called Dark Days... i suggest yall peep it, its fuckin good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c. clarence Posted September 8, 2004 Share Posted September 8, 2004 oh yeah... carrying a weapon is pretty stupid while bombing. i guess it could come in handy, but if you get stopped by police that could be a felony for having a concealed weapon... at least if youre under 18. im not sure about adults. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onthelam Posted September 8, 2004 Share Posted September 8, 2004 ey c clarence hit me up stballa83@yahoo.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phileoner Posted September 8, 2004 Share Posted September 8, 2004 Originally posted by ¤¤FoRGE²¤¤ ok look.....this is both funny and fucked up well i was doin a rooftop at 3 a.m when i started hearing a whispering sound.....hmm what is that...oh well....extended my butterfly knife gripping it in my left hand while painting with my right....i start hearing sirens come extremely close (within a block) and i paint faster and i hear em speeding towards me and i see red flashing lights so i use my instinct and jump of the roof landing on top of a fence bruising from my collar bone to my abs and ending up with 4 cuts each about half an inch deep because the top of the fence was barbed wire..(not the straight kind.....) i get up and run away and what do i see?....an ambulance. so to shorten it up....... i climb..i paint..... i hear sirens.......i ran...i hurt .... i cut...ambulance... i grab brick....i throw at ambulance...i run...i bleed...i cry like a pansy ....i laugh... i tell on 12oz.. you guys laugh cuz your dickheads the funniest thing is that u culdve just stopped the ambulance n they culdve easily helped u lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2-0-sicks Posted September 8, 2004 Share Posted September 8, 2004 man the craziest shit i've seen in the last month was a crazy crack bitch taking her clothes off on market st. in san francsico, then getting decked in the face by some home dude. That shit was mad funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunk Sober Posted September 8, 2004 Share Posted September 8, 2004 Originally posted by c. clarence yeah i heard some shit like this too... something about in there being really old sewers and train tunnels that are out of service and people live in em. i dont know how to get in or met anyone that lived there, but i bet theres some people doin it. there was a movie documentary that came out about the people living underground in NYC by the train lines and shit. its called Dark Days... i suggest yall peep it, its fuckin good. after the quake in 1989, the city constructed giant underground rooms around 200 feet+ to put emergency generators. The generators were never put in, I guess the plan was scrapped. So these giant rooms sit empty. I heard there is one at California and Pine. Anyway, dude told me it's not cool to go down there because you will get TB. I'd still like to find one and look down at it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
war pigs Posted September 9, 2004 Share Posted September 9, 2004 walkin home from a bar in brooklyn at like 3:30 am kinda drunk catchin tags in the dead ass cold of january...i'm about to hit this doorway and there's a crack whore, squatting with her pants around her ankles, putting lotion on her ass... i'm like "excuse me"...catch the tag...and told her she looked good.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest -MOE LESTER- Posted September 10, 2004 Share Posted September 10, 2004 "walkin home from a bar in brooklyn at like 3:30 am kinda drunk catchin tags in the dead ass cold of january...i'm about to hit this doorway and there's a crack whore, squatting with her pants around her ankles, putting lotion on her ass... i'm like "excuse me"...catch the tag...and told her she looked good.." you shoulda asked for a blowjob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-------- Posted September 10, 2004 Share Posted September 10, 2004 one time I gave a bag of stale donutholes to a crazy asian hag who was howling in the street... :lol: she thanked me in some crazy inaudible rants... :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
powered by.. Posted September 12, 2004 Share Posted September 12, 2004 hah nyc is crazy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soul_art Posted September 14, 2004 Share Posted September 14, 2004 the craziest thing i've ever seen bombing was two gay dudes fucking on the train tracks "that shit ruined my night!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted September 14, 2004 Share Posted September 14, 2004 Originally posted by Soul_art the craziest thing i've ever seen bombing was two gay dudes fucking on the train tracks "that shit ruined my night!!" .....and then you joined in and woke up the next morning realizing what you had done. Despite sitting in the shower for an hour with the heat turned way up and the fact that you scrubbed your skin raw.......you couldn't wash away the fact you had gay sex.... lol...j/k man...giving you a hard time:lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest -MOE LESTER- Posted September 17, 2004 Share Posted September 17, 2004 Originally posted by Soul_art the craziest thing i've ever seen bombing was two gay dudes fucking on the train tracks "that shit ruined my night!!" i saw 2 gay guys havin butt sex under abridge in delores park in san francisco on july 4th...so we bombed those faggots with firecrackers, garbage, empty beer bottles and they stopped and walked away KILL FAGS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hsimpson Posted September 17, 2004 Share Posted September 17, 2004 (insert homophobic rant) A five year old kid walked up to me while I was painting in a tunnel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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