DOLR....LED Posted September 23, 2002 Share Posted September 23, 2002 there very fuck to watch and make fun of and have the do crazy shit for rocks... its hella funny watching them scratch themselfs to now end while looking for somthing that they dont even know there looking for...hahaha the movie star "bling bling" hahahahahah BFK crack heads never die............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaBar Posted September 23, 2002 Share Posted September 23, 2002 Bummer I don't have any cool crackhead stories. All mine involve locking them in a Seclusion Room and filling out hours of extra paperwork. I hate crack, it causes me extra work. Well, actually it's the paperwork I really hate. I guess I can thank the liberals for that. I think we ought to bring our mentally ill crackheads over to liberal legislators' houses and ring the doorbell. "Ding-dong" "Yes, can I help you?" "You made secluding this drug addict fucker too much trouble, so he's going to live at YOUR house, okay?" "Whaat? NO! Fuck no! Take him back!" "Can't. And he wants a rock. Got any?" "I don't use CRACK!" "Neither do I, but Billy Bob here needs a rock, or he's going to go crazy right here in your living room." "Okay, okay, here's a hundred bucks, now get his stinky ass out of my house." "Cool. This will just about cover my overtime. YO, BILLY. Here's twenty bucks. Get lost." "Yeee-Hah! Later, muthafuckas!" "Shit. Now that's what I call effective psychotherapy." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SMUGGLER RSH Posted September 23, 2002 Share Posted September 23, 2002 Re: Bummer Originally posted by KaBar I don't have any cool crackhead stories. All mine involve locking them in a Seclusion Room and filling out hours of extra paperwork. I hate crack, it causes me extra work. Well, actually it's the paperwork I really hate. I guess I can thank the liberals for that. I think we ought to bring our mentally ill crackheads over to liberal legislators' houses and ring the doorbell. "Ding-dong" "Yes, can I help you?" "You made secluding this drug addict fucker too much trouble, so he's going to live at YOUR house, okay?" "Whaat? NO! Fuck no! Take him back!" "Can't. And he wants a rock. Got any?" "I don't use CRACK!" "Neither do I, but Billy Bob here needs a rock, or he's going to go crazy right here in your living room." "Okay, okay, here's a hundred bucks, now get his stinky ass out of my house." "Cool. This will just about cover my overtime. YO, BILLY. Here's twenty bucks. Get lost." "Yeee-Hah! Later, muthafuckas!" "Shit. Now that's what I call effective psychotherapy." AHAHAHAHA that is some crazy psycho nurse solve all the governments problems idea....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FIST2CUFFS Posted September 23, 2002 Share Posted September 23, 2002 http://www.unreal.zp.ua/fuck.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted September 23, 2002 Share Posted September 23, 2002 Originally posted by FIST2CUFFS http://www.unreal.zp.ua/fuck.gif'> stop trying to get your fuckin posts up by being gay and putting that in every fuckin thread..... god whats this obsession with kids and wanting high post counts.... o yea well i told my drunken bum story in some talking to people on the bus thread awhile back and it was to long to retype Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAGSOE Posted September 23, 2002 Share Posted September 23, 2002 oh, the joys of watching someone ruin their life. i have crack head stories from tenderloin, mission, market, hollywood, sandiego, albuquerque, seattle, etc., those fuckers are great!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kettiecat Posted September 24, 2002 Share Posted September 24, 2002 hehehehe Originally posted by Dirty_habiT The other day this crackhead told me he needed for me to: give him some money >> so he could eat >> so he could take his medicine >> because he got bit on the testicles by a spider. I was like, how'd you buy "medicine" if you ain't got no money holmes? Seriously, when I'm downtown, I'll always have like a dollar and a couple of quarters just for the cause. The first couple of bums/crackheads that ask, get donations, the other's I tell, "sorry man, I already gave out all my money, try to be the first to catch me next time and you can have it." I'm laughing my ass off.....I can just picture groups of bums waiting for you like you were the Pope at communion.....you have to give the crackheads credit I mean "a spider bit my testicle" thats a new one too me :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SIVIK Posted November 7, 2002 Share Posted November 7, 2002 Some funny shit in here.We aint got crack heads in australia just junkie fuks.Simarlar shit happens but these guys are all on heroin. "A spider bit my testicales,i need money 4 medicine". Thats a straight up classic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted June 6, 2003 Share Posted June 6, 2003 "open and shut case Johnson.Now just sprinkle some crack on him and lets get outa here" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FLESHEATER Posted June 6, 2003 Share Posted June 6, 2003 Originally posted by El Mamerro I loved fucking with the crackheads in San Juan. Oh shit . Last week I caught this flick of a Crack head in Old San Juan standing in front of a Wayne Fc tag ..Ill post it in Brick slayers when I figure out which thread is appropriate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted June 6, 2003 Share Posted June 6, 2003 There are the worst ones near where i live, they are all well spoken but they look kinda like zombies and they switch... butters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted June 6, 2003 Share Posted June 6, 2003 Originally posted by spectr I love fucking with crackheads porbally the best shit i ever did to one and to a ex girl was i wanted to break up with my girl so i went out and found this crackhead and started talking to him and told him about how i was going to go over this girls house and she was going to buy me lots of crack if she could suck my dick and i would fuck her, then i offered to bring him along, ya shoulda seen his eyes light up at this chance, i brought him over her house had him wait on the front steps while i dumped her told him i had to go to the liquor store and that she was gonna do him first and told him that the crack was hidden in her bra and that he should go in and just whip his dick out.... well from what i heard later on it took her about 45 minutes to get this guy to leave he got completely naked and kept trying to grab her tits to get the crack the best part was she sold drugs so she couldnt call the cops cause if they searched the house she was fucked.... england has crazy crackheads compared to the states.. Thats the best thing i have ever heard, you smacked it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Born Loser Posted June 9, 2003 Share Posted June 9, 2003 I live in one of the most drug infested areas in north america:( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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