SystemFailure Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 Re: Worst Pickup Lines... "This is what I look like and who I am everyday." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 Re: Worst Pickup Lines... You smell fun /thread "I'm EON from the internet" runner up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qawee Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 Re: Worst Pickup Lines... My name is George I'm unemployed and I live with my parents Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 Re: Worst Pickup Lines... What's yer t@g? :lol: see private message beef thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 Re: Worst Pickup Lines... Ay girl... tryna get ya bath water drank? ay girl... i like those toes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 Re: Worst Pickup Lines... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 Re: Worst Pickup Lines... " can see into the future, and i can tell you beyond a doubt you're having sex tonight" "insert her response or inquiry" "Well I don't actually know that but I know I'm stronger than you" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kant $top wont $top Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 Re: Worst Pickup Lines... "do you have a mirror in your pants?....cus i see myself in them" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seriousone Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 Re: Worst Pickup Lines... My name is George I'm unemployed and I live with my parents The Summer Of George! "my love for you is like diarrhea. it runs forever" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotsauceinthedickholewastaken Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 Re: Worst Pickup Lines... You are very pretty, may I buy you a drink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soup Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 Re: Worst Pickup Lines... "It must be christmas because I asked santa to swag my motherfucking dick up and here you are." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
christo-f Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 Re: Worst Pickup Lines... "Get on you back and wet up or I'll knock you out and do you dry...., if front of your friends" I actually heard a guy say this once but my all time favourite is: "How's about given us a crack ya?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amnesia Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 Re: Worst Pickup Lines... how much does a polar bear weight? enough to break the ice. my name is _________ already posted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!RENOBOF Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 Re: Worst Pickup Lines... Smell my fingers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotsauceinthedickholewastaken Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 Re: Worst Pickup Lines... Girl, did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is mashed. (used in the best pick up thread as well) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silba Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 Re: Worst Pickup Lines... Ask me about my dick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaOnlyQue Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 Re: Worst Pickup Lines... Excuse me miss, what's your name? Can you come, hang with me? Possibly, can I take you out, to-night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 Re: Worst Pickup Lines... HEY BITCH GET IN MY CAR! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mdot Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 Re: Worst Pickup Lines... After you use any of these pick up lines and get rejected, say "Why you being so picky bitch, I wasn't" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toluene_causes_tumors Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 Re: Worst Pickup Lines... or "c'mon, lower your standards. i already did." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iwriteforkicks Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 Re: Worst Pickup Lines... "Hey girl, sit on my knee and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up!" "Nice legs, what time do they open?" "Shit look at you! and they told me all the bitches over there were ugly.." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enmity Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 Re: Worst Pickup Lines... "Get on you back and wet up or I'll knock you out and do you dry...., in front of your friends" this made me choke on my drink .. props given Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 Re: Worst Pickup Lines... ATTENTION GIRL I LIKE:::PLEASE FIX YOURSELF TO ME Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ink face Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 Re: Worst Pickup Lines... nice shoes... works like gangbbusters this. shoe comments get it done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HighGravityCane Posted December 19, 2010 Share Posted December 19, 2010 Re: Worst Pickup Lines... "I'm EON from the internet" "I would hop freights for you" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleazeside Heights Posted December 19, 2010 Share Posted December 19, 2010 Re: Worst Pickup Lines... Do you work for UPS? Because you were totally checking out my package. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dcay Posted December 19, 2010 Share Posted December 19, 2010 Re: Worst Pickup Lines... Wanna get a pizza and fuck? 'no'. Why? You don't like pizza? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seriousone Posted December 19, 2010 Share Posted December 19, 2010 Re: Worst Pickup Lines... "Are you as good as your mother?" :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
public617 Posted December 19, 2010 Share Posted December 19, 2010 Re: Worst Pickup Lines... "show me your cunt" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BullshitTantrum Posted December 19, 2010 Share Posted December 19, 2010 Re: Worst Pickup Lines... yaaaoooww shawty boo, sit on my face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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