Roke Reserve Posted October 20, 2010 Share Posted October 20, 2010 Re: hit on me 2010 (pick up lines) or hey girl your daddy let you date Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted October 20, 2010 Share Posted October 20, 2010 Re: hit on me 2010 (pick up lines) "hey girl, those are the whitest teeth ive ever come across" or motion a girl over with your index finger and when she comes up to you say: "i knew if i fingered you long enough, you'd come" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HELLA LOVE IT Posted October 20, 2010 Share Posted October 20, 2010 Re: hit on me 2010 (pick up lines) just follow this dude's lead... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElectricitySucks Posted October 20, 2010 Share Posted October 20, 2010 Re: hit on me 2010 (pick up lines) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzZJgsrODe4 4:08. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted October 20, 2010 Share Posted October 20, 2010 Re: hit on me 2010 (pick up lines) "my dick died...can i bury it in your ass?" -doug benson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armand hammer Posted October 20, 2010 Share Posted October 20, 2010 Re: hit on me 2010 (pick up lines) me:excuse me could you make me a map? girl:a map to where? me:a map to you're heart girl: :lol: thats so cheesy awww Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gramps Posted October 20, 2010 Share Posted October 20, 2010 Re: hit on me 2010 (pick up lines) come sit on my knee and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up. not a lot ever pops up for old gramps, im afraid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewis and Clark Posted October 20, 2010 Share Posted October 20, 2010 Re: hit on me 2010 (pick up lines) Great legs, what time do they open? Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nnout Posted October 20, 2010 Share Posted October 20, 2010 Re: hit on me 2010 (pick up lines) you.. "wanta order a pizza and fuck?" her.... "no" you ..."what you don't like pizza" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoopit Posted October 21, 2010 Share Posted October 21, 2010 Re: hit on me 2010 (pick up lines) Girl, I want to share my love with you........ then pull it out and spray my romance all over your belly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*PROTOCOL* Posted October 21, 2010 Share Posted October 21, 2010 Re: hit on me 2010 (pick up lines) idk if yall heard of those silly bands kids are wearing now adays but i started wearing one and all the hot chicks know about them and flip when they see em. like " omg you have a silly band?! what kind is yours?" definitley a good conversation starter. This is the gayest thing I have read all day. Wat r u liek 12 y o? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted October 21, 2010 Share Posted October 21, 2010 Re: hit on me 2010 (pick up lines) this thread is just terrible. good lord. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted October 21, 2010 Share Posted October 21, 2010 Re: hit on me 2010 (pick up lines) Hahahahaha last time I was in the ER I dranky own piss. True story Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 Re: hit on me 2010 (pick up lines) "Drop the barbie & get in the van!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Incognito Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 Re: hit on me 2010 (pick up lines) hey, you wanna dance? no? well then i guess a blowjob is out of the question Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 Re: hit on me 2010 (pick up lines) "hi" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
belmonts Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 Re: hit on me 2010 (pick up lines) i just give the bitches my ice grill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoopit Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 Re: hit on me 2010 (pick up lines) this thread is just terrible. good lord. acuatly it's kind of funny besides who the fuck would yous a ''pick up line'' any-fuckin-way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 Re: hit on me 2010 (pick up lines) "hey you" "hi" "no, not you" "oh, *looks around* well then who?" "ok, yea you :)" "giggle giggle" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soul Food Taqueria Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 Re: hit on me 2010 (pick up lines) you: is that a mirror in your pants? girl: lol wut you: oh, cause I wanna fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toiletseat Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 Re: hit on me 2010 (pick up lines) ever been to a place called molestme? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DopeAmbition Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 Re: hit on me 2010 (pick up lines) "Are you famous or something?" GUYS, that shit doesn't work. If I was famous I'd have paparazzi surrounding me but I don't. Find a new line. thanks-xo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*PROTOCOL* Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 Re: hit on me 2010 (pick up lines) Tits or GTFO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kraftone Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 Re: hit on me 2010 (pick up lines) HEY GIRL . . . LETS FUCK ... LIKE NOW ... CMON BITCH ,, CMOOOOOOOOON ,, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 Re: hit on me 2010 (pick up lines) ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight? Panties vanisher Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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