Roke Reserve Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 Re: Worst Pickup Lines... "i cant tell witch one of you eyes is more beautiful" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twizm Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 Re: Worst Pickup Lines... "hey baby, how do you like your eggs in the morning? Fertilized?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jugzer Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 Re: Worst Pickup Lines... nice shoes... works like gangbbusters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roke Reserve Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 Re: Worst Pickup Lines... you gatta cute face... lets fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mdot Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 Re: Worst Pickup Lines... You smell fun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 Re: Worst Pickup Lines... "do you come here often" how sad. i couldn't help but laugh right in his face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 Re: Worst Pickup Lines... "I'm EON from the internet" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laughslast Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 Re: Worst Pickup Lines... how much does a polar bear weigh? enough to break the ice. can i buy you a drink? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 Re: Worst Pickup Lines... "my dick just died can i bury it in your asshole?" stolen from doug benson. hasn't this thread already been done? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 Re: Worst Pickup Lines... "I'm EON from the internet" :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggerneck Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 Re: Worst Pickup Lines... "hey bitch, get over here and let me cock gag you!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swordfish meatloaf Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 Re: Worst Pickup Lines... ill fuck you in the ass til theres blood in your shoes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 Re: Worst Pickup Lines... I'll fuck you where you stink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toluene_causes_tumors Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 Re: Worst Pickup Lines... your parents must be retarded cuz you's special Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tuco Salamanca Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 Re: Worst Pickup Lines... Channel Zero: Middle School Humor Central Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoneBonerOner Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 Re: Worst Pickup Lines... if we were squirrels could i bust a nut in your hole Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 Re: Worst Pickup Lines... stolen from doug benson. hasn't this thread already been done? yeah it has i didn't feel like finding the old one. someone dig it up for a mergeola Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
..romero.. Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 Re: Worst Pickup Lines... i have no job,no money,no car and i still live with my mom and a dozen or so of her cats.would you like to go out sometime? im a nice guy.really... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 Re: Worst Pickup Lines... ayo ma, ayo ma, let me holla at you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoes Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 Re: Worst Pickup Lines... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boxcarrapist Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 Re: Worst Pickup Lines... Here's the other thread for pick up lines. I think there was another one before this too. http://www.12ozprophet.com/forum/showthread.php?t=93217&highlight=Best+pick+up+line Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 Re: Worst Pickup Lines... "Would you like to go hiking and sleep in an ice cave? I've done that a bunch of times." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 Re: Worst Pickup Lines... "TOGTFO" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siks6siks Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 Re: Worst Pickup Lines... how much does a polar bear weight? enough to break the ice. my name is _________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swordfish meatloaf Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 Re: Worst Pickup Lines... suck my cock like youre drowning and the balls got oxygen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeSent Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 Re: Worst Pickup Lines... seen this on a 12ozthread but thought it was hilarious " damn girl id like to tear you in half and have a three some" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 Re: Worst Pickup Lines... "do you write?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boxcarrapist Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 Re: Worst Pickup Lines... What's yer t@g? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barbara walters Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 Re: Worst Pickup Lines... Look, I know this is kinda weird and all,but I've been in here (club,lounge,party,etc...) for a minute, and I've been checkin out these females in here,but seriously,your the best lookin one,I just needed to compliment you on your looks,that's all....I didn't mean to bother u or nothin,just wanted to let u know that yur lookin real good.. Throw this paragraph on em' never fails............ Let the hating begin :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enmity Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 Re: Worst Pickup Lines... " how much ? " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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