SHIT. Posted December 19, 2010 Share Posted December 19, 2010 Re: Worst Pickup Lines... hey girl, i lost my anal virginity. can i get yours? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoopit Posted December 19, 2010 Share Posted December 19, 2010 Re: Worst Pickup Lines... ''Let me get some pussy, I know you got it, I can smell it from here'' ''you a cop,......... good get in'' ''you a female,.......... good how much'' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayWORD? Posted December 19, 2010 Share Posted December 19, 2010 Re: Worst Pickup Lines... are you walkin or workin? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anybody_wanna_peanut? Posted December 19, 2010 Share Posted December 19, 2010 Re: Worst Pickup Lines... you wanna wake up in my boxers? hey my names peanut, im not your your type. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted December 20, 2010 Share Posted December 20, 2010 Re: Worst Pickup Lines... AK-47 BITCH YOU KNOW I GOT THAT LONG GUN! SHUT UP BITCH AND RIDE THIS DICK! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomfoolery Posted December 20, 2010 Share Posted December 20, 2010 Re: Worst Pickup Lines... Oi Girly, spread 'em and that.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
50million Posted December 20, 2010 Share Posted December 20, 2010 Re: Worst Pickup Lines... i got this one last night: "So I taught the bar tender how to make this drink...wanna try it?" and put his glass up to my nose. i said no thanks and headed for the other end of the bar... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted December 20, 2010 Share Posted December 20, 2010 Re: Worst Pickup Lines... Left out, "got fairly woozy during the walk over. Woke up this morning and I can't sit on park benches" ETHERED Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted December 20, 2010 Share Posted December 20, 2010 Re: hit on me 2010 (pick up lines) thanks boxcarrapist for the mergerola Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seriousone Posted December 20, 2010 Share Posted December 20, 2010 Re: hit on me 2010 (pick up lines) don't mean to kick up a fuss, but gay !@#$%. It's 10 days till 2011 and my thread had reached 4 pages, it'd seem suitable for the new year. necessary to delete? anyway, whatever. It seems you dislike me I don't want to perpetuate things. ...to stay on topic, "save a horse...ride a cowboy" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Believe the hype Posted December 20, 2010 Share Posted December 20, 2010 Re: hit on me 2010 (pick up lines) "sorry love, i dont think you heard me, i said i've gotta knife" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted December 20, 2010 Share Posted December 20, 2010 Re: hit on me 2010 (pick up lines) don't mean to kick up a fuss, but gay !@#$%. It's 10 days till 2011 and my thread had reached 4 pages, it'd seem suitable for the new year. necessary to delete? anyway, whatever. It seems you dislike me I don't want to perpetuate things. ...to stay on topic, "save a horse...ride a cowboy" ok you need a few lessons. 1) do not start a new thread when we already have a thread on that topic, regardless of what year it may say in the title. it's bad form, or else we end up with 12,339 threads on etch bath and 45,872 threads about gifs. 2) even if a thread has reached a few pages, it doesn't make it awesome. i have things set differently than you do, so for me the thread reached 2 pages. page number means very little. 3) i did not delete the thread, i merged it with the old one, humungous difference 4) i'm totally indifferent to you. we're on a message board, i have no fucking idea who you are or what you're about. 5) the word 'gay' is fucking played out and stoopit. use a vocabulary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anybody_wanna_peanut? Posted December 20, 2010 Share Posted December 20, 2010 ATTENTION SERIOUSONE:::KILL YOURSELF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted December 20, 2010 Share Posted December 20, 2010 now THAT is a pickup line i can live with :p Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anybody_wanna_peanut? Posted December 20, 2010 Share Posted December 20, 2010 ATTENTION SYMBOLS:::SERIOUSONE NEEDZ PRAWPZ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted December 20, 2010 Share Posted December 20, 2010 ATTENTION SERIOUSONE::CHECK YOURSELF BEFORE YOU WRECK YOURSELF. ..you must spread propos before anybodypeanut gets it again aww geez. what's your sign baby? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Vergudo Posted December 21, 2010 Share Posted December 21, 2010 Re: hit on me 2010 (pick up lines) ok you need a few lessons. 1) do not start a new thread when we already have a thread on that topic, regardless of what year it may say in the title. it's bad form, or else we end up with 12,339 threads on etch bath and 45,872 threads about gifs. 2) even if a thread has reached a few pages, it doesn't make it awesome. i have things set differently than you do, so for me the thread reached 2 pages. page number means very little. 3) i did not delete the thread, i merged it with the old one, humungous difference 4) i'm totally indifferent to you. we're on a message board, i have no fucking idea who you are or what you're about. 5) the word 'gay' is fucking played out and stoopit. use a vocabulary LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asian Eater Posted December 21, 2010 Share Posted December 21, 2010 "Yo baby girl! Ever mess witaniggafromdatrap!??" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seriousone Posted December 21, 2010 Share Posted December 21, 2010 Re: hit on me 2010 (pick up lines) ok you need a few lessons. 5) the word 'gay' is fucking played out and stoopit. use a vocabulary lulwut? I am a keen advocate of an expansive vocabulary and use of correct grammar. but sumtimes i jus' wan2 say stuf liek, lik mah ballz plz, ya? I respect your authorotah !@#$%, so I will defuse this situation with grandmas; "no, I'm not a cop. What can I get for 50 bucks?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boxcarrapist Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 You gonna get raped. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 MORE LIKE YOU GONE GET BANNED. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 Hi I'm Mar, buy me a drink? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
methamphetamyne Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 My uncle aways say stuff like this. It's in Spanish but I'll still put it anyways. "Mija, mija, te ago venir con la lengua." It has never worked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 I'M KIND OF A BIG DEAL ALWAYS WORKS FOR ME. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elorock Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 Re: Worst Pickup Lines... "I'm EON from the internet" Haha...awesome. My old roommate used to make prank calls under the name "Blacky....from the internet." He actually some random gril to meet up just by saying "we met...at the bar". /Cool story br0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DivineMind Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 Is your Dad an alien? Cause your out of this world. were your parents farmers? Cause you sure do know how to raise a cock. hah just two i rememberd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted December 26, 2010 Share Posted December 26, 2010 IS THAT A MIRROR IN YOUR POCKET BECAUSE I CAN SEE MYSELF IN YOUR PANTS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUN TZU Posted December 28, 2010 Share Posted December 28, 2010 If you're wondering how a guy like me is ever gonna get a girl like you it's simple: I've got the balls and I'm a fuck load stronger than you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoes Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 This old gag: U: "Would you bang me for a million dollars?" Her: "OBV" U: "What about twenty?" Her: "Fuck you! You think I'm a whore or something?" U: "We've already established that, now we're just negotiating price." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tuco Salamanca Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 Re: Worst Pickup Lines... Does this smell like chloroform to you? ^^^Actually that is the best pick up line ever. It has never failed. had to bring this back.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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