public617 Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 if you cant get your girl to squirt youre not doing it right. [/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Internerd Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 Looks like you got some hobbit pussy homie. That's a small ass bed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 ^ that looks like you got fuckin' bum raped in the jail and then pissed your bed... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Internerd Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 or that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 There is something off with those tits... hmmmm I just cant put my finger on it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 if you cant get your girl to squirt youre not doing it right. this is one of the most moronic examples of machismo i've ever seen/read. it is girl dependent. thankfully. that shit is seriously gross. you want to fuck in a car, elevator, on a couch, sleeping bag while camping, etc etc? i sure do, and i don't want nasty jizz juice sprayed all over my shit. i don't want to have to wash my sheets and mattress liner every time i give my girl an orgasm, if i had to i would stop giving orgasms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
public617 Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 first of all thats some dorm room pussy, hence the hobbit bed and prison walls. Secondly there is a pretty easy fingering technique. Curl the two middle fingers hit the roof of the pussy an inch or two in and push down on her pubic bone with her other hand. Shits gonna start to sound dumb wet in a minute and theyll try to close their legs if theyre not used to it. Just keep on pushing for a few more seconds and bam, you got a nice little puddle to work with. She doesnt have to squirt everytime she cums, its just a nice trick to break out everyonce in a while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BullshitTantrum Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 pussy juice cocktail Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lick'n'run Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 ^ that looks like you got fuckin' bum raped in the jail and then pissed your bed... excellent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cornpone Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 I think it's where you pee in their butt and then when you vagina sexxx'em, they pee out the pee you peed in their butt... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
..romero.. Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 so are we just going to bump old threads from the early 2000's now? is this what ch0 has come to? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 Only in the videos, and I don't really buy it cause it shoots out like whoa and it always accompanies the fakest of orgasms. The girl is screaming at the top of her lungs and shooting gallons of love juice? I think not. But do we even know for sure if we're giving them orgasms? That question will ruin your love life if you think about it too hard... :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toiletseat Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 i once encountered a anus squirting blood it was bloodfart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Bag of Doughnuts Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 I'm glad I haven't encountered a squirter... I'd be worried about the smell of pussy punch never leaving my mattress.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sausage party Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 o its real homey. it is real. it only works if you pee in it first tho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 what happens if you shite in it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DownSyndrome Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12packprophet Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 It's all about the position. After years and years I finally got my wife to squirt, and it only happens when I hit it at a certain angle with her ass hanging off the bed. It might be a different angle for other chicks cause some of them have different setups than others, but that's the one that works for her. It's not a super soaker spray like in porn, and according to her it's not even that great of an orgasm. But it's definitely not coming from the piss hole. And it definitely doesn't smell like piss. So if your chick is "squirting" from her piss hole and it smells like piss then you're both doing it wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayWORD? Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 a year or two back, i fucked a squirter for a few months. she could get off without squirting too. DAO is right, positioning is key. for all you 16 year olds out there writing in with your expert opinions that its nothing like the vids, youre wrong. shit can get pretty wet, its not just a youjizz thing. best thing i can say is after a while the novelty wears off and youre stuck in a wet bed with sopping sheets next to a shivering woman with the faint smell of seattles pike place fish market wafting through your bedroom night after night. hardcore squirting is a lot like atming a bitch, its cool for a minute, but its not exactly a desirable wife trait. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Power Bill Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 When I do it to randoms I use my middle and ring finger and make a come here gesture JUST LIKE SPIDERMAN!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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