~KRYLON2~ Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 I wouldn't hate snow so much if it turned into beer when it melted. I boy can dream can't he Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 Have you tried the yellow snow? That's beer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 Gutter beer? Doesn't sound good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
backwaterbutthole Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 All the girls with big tits and butts traveling all over the world on Instagram are just escorts. They get pooped on by Saudis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 That might not be far from the truth. I know one who was an escort that did travel like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bed framed Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 Got laid last night...Wasn't too good so I'm a lil disappointed. It ended a dry spell so I guess that's a positive. She screamed louder than a pornstar and it made me laugh which in turn made it awkward for a moment. *shoulder shrug* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bed framed Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 On the subject of sex, I've wondered how much jizz I have ejaculated in my lifetime? I've had sex 100's of times (not with 100's of women.) and fapped 1000's of times. That has to be enough sperm to spawn an empire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aLBERThOFFMAN Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 Or drown one. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 Free beer is always good beer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted March 25, 2015 Share Posted March 25, 2015 today feels weird Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted March 25, 2015 Share Posted March 25, 2015 whats up, mass. you ever finish duckman? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted March 25, 2015 Share Posted March 25, 2015 yo, sometimes flicks dont show up (this has already been brought up, i realize. reiterating) & clicking on the mecro wholecar doesnt bring me to the article/flicks, just the front page again with a rotated news feed 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted March 25, 2015 Share Posted March 25, 2015 deciding on an avatar here is the digital equivalent of getting a rub-on tattoo. also permanent, if one is committed to it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted March 25, 2015 Share Posted March 25, 2015 http://www.webpronews.com/jar-jar-binks-dies-in-deleted-star-wars-scene-2013-11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted March 25, 2015 Share Posted March 25, 2015 Why does Grimace always smile? Shouldn't he be grimacing? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 Lots of great stuff Still always bummed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 yo, sometimes flicks dont show up (this has already been brought up, i realize. reiterating) & clicking on the mecro wholecar doesnt bring me to the article/flicks, just the front page again with a rotated news feed PM Raven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toiletseat Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 KARAOKE AND REPLACE EVERY WORD WITH DILDO 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 I'm beginning to suspect that this Cosby fellow may be a rapist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
backwaterbutthole Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 I know there a lot of desperate hoes hoping he is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boodah Posted March 28, 2015 Share Posted March 28, 2015 Why have I not taken my work shoes off yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 surely raven knows by now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted March 30, 2015 Share Posted March 30, 2015 whats up, mass. you ever finish duckman? Sup man, feel like we haven't talked in a minute. Haven't finished duckman. Been working the last few weekends. Def gonna get back into tho.. Actually i have tomorrow off so I'll watch some eps. I feel like I'm doing a lot of shit and getting nothing out of it on the grand scale. How've you been? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted March 30, 2015 Share Posted March 30, 2015 Brb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted March 30, 2015 Share Posted March 30, 2015 I feel like that bitch from that commercial "I'm working for an hourly wage. Went to high school, didn't do great.." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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