fat ralphy Posted August 16 Share Posted August 16 Kids born that way should be called Eskimo brothers. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nicklesndimes Posted August 16 Share Posted August 16 hear me out: what if that motherfucker back there actually wasn't real? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted August 17 Share Posted August 17 12 hours ago, morton said: I just noticed all those ass blasting trophies! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted August 17 Share Posted August 17 these dogs take bigger shits than I do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted August 17 Share Posted August 17 14 hours ago, morton said: Next to say jail, is there anywhere more depressing than a down market waiting room or break room? The outdoor area at one of those "industrial parks" would be pretty close! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted August 17 Share Posted August 17 I've had enough vodka. But I'll still have some more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nicklesndimes Posted August 19 Share Posted August 19 should i take a picture of these actual hell's angels members in line in front of me in this little cafe so i can impress 12oz. no thanks...i think i'll stay living. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted August 19 Share Posted August 19 I don't wanna be productive, but I really ought to be... 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted August 19 Share Posted August 19 3 hours ago, nicklesndimes said: should i take a picture of these actual hell's angels members in line in front of me in this little cafe so i can impress 12oz. no thanks...i think i'll stay living. You should ask if you can join. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nicklesndimes Posted August 19 Share Posted August 19 1 minute ago, LUGR said: You should ask if you can join. should have. i bet they aren't even as mean as they're portrayed in the media. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted August 19 Share Posted August 19 2 hours ago, nicklesndimes said: should have. i bet they aren't even as mean as they're portrayed in the media. I wonder if they allow vegetarians to join? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nicklesndimes Posted August 19 Share Posted August 19 Just now, LUGR said: I wonder if they allow vegetarians to join? perhaps. also, i bet if i'd have just asked to take a photo they'd have even maybe been chill about it or just explained that it's against "the rules". 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted August 19 Share Posted August 19 Or whooped your arse. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nicklesndimes Posted August 19 Share Posted August 19 they were mean lookin' dudes that's for sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted August 19 Share Posted August 19 I've hung out with plenty of outlaws. Set and setting matters. Some of them are legit just scary fucking people all the time. I think most of them are just regular dirtbags (like those who populate this forum and most of our collective homies) who ride motorcycles. 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted August 19 Share Posted August 19 2 hours ago, nicklesndimes said: they were mean lookin' dudes that's for sure. On 8/3/2022 at 7:46 PM, One Man Banned said: Definitely 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted August 19 Share Posted August 19 Check the rockers and other patches. The more there are, the more likely you're going to get your ass beat if you don't come correct. Recently discovered an after hours Latino motorcycle clubhouse with an interesting array of characters outside. Def would have been pic worthy. Me being me I briefly contemplated walking up like hey guys, what do I got to do to join this club? You have an application or a pamphlet maybe? But I was on another mission that I could not delay with possible nonsense. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted August 20 Share Posted August 20 Closest I've come to shitting my pants since ?? Gave a squeeze and felt it wasn't a fart, luckily I was nearby and over water immediately. Amazingly, my drawers remained clean. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted August 20 Share Posted August 20 I am killing a bit of time at a tourist trap Cafe, the type with more than one type of whipped cream for your waffles. There is a Mexican family enjoying club sandwiches and pancakes, the waitress just brought them an extra order or two of fries and warmed them to watch out for the hot plate. How the tables have turned, amigo, how they have turned. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted August 20 Share Posted August 20 It’s so fucking beautiful out 1 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted August 20 Share Posted August 20 14 hours ago, One Man Banned said: Closest I've come to shitting my pants since ?? Gave a squeeze and felt it wasn't a fart, luckily I was nearby and over water immediately. Amazingly, my drawers remained clean. Is this the “mission that I could not delay with possible nonsense.”? You should have asked the bikers to use their bathroom. They probably would have asked you to join after you blew up their bathroom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted August 20 Share Posted August 20 2 hours ago, SMdoubleXL said: It’s so fucking beautiful out go back to bed 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted August 20 Share Posted August 20 2 hours ago, morton said: I am killing a bit of time at a tourist trap Cafe, the type with more than one type of whipped cream for your waffles. There is a Mexican family enjoying club sandwiches and pancakes, the waitress just brought them an extra order or two of fries and warmed them to watch out for the hot plate. How the tables have turned, amigo, how they have turned. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted August 20 Share Posted August 20 2 hours ago, LUGR said: Is this the “mission that I could not delay with possible nonsense.”? You should have asked the bikers to use their bathroom. They probably would have asked you to join after you blew up their bathroom. No sir, the rails were calling 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted August 22 Share Posted August 22 With an oontz oontz here and an oontz oontz there, here an onntz there an oontz... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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