nicklesndimes Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 all great suggestions for the most part, and entertaining in the least. i will likely tell them off in person if i catch them in the act. and from now on(already cleaned it up once today if that makes it any clearer how much of a problem it is...) i think i am going to store it in a bucket and at the right time(if the problem is not resolved by then..) i will return it to them where it belongs.....poured out right on their front step. this shit really pisses me off so thank you for your time on the matter. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 I once cleaned up my dogs' shit out of the yard right before a huge rain storm hit (before I got it into a trash bag and into the trash can), the bucket filled with 1/2 shit 1/2 water was an absolutely awful toxic sludge--something like that could come in extra useful for decorating their car or front steps... 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 Ugggh @Fist 666I had a shitty dog owner neighbor who did that with a 5 gallon bucket and left it festering. Worst fucking smell I've ever experienced I wanted to beat the fuck outta that guy. I yelled at him too. I promise I'm not insane haha. I hate disgusting people. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 3 minutes ago, nicklesndimes said: all great suggestions for the most part, and entertaining in the least. i will likely tell them off in person if i catch them in the act. and from now on(already cleaned it up once today if that makes it any clearer how much of a problem it is...) i think i am going to store it in a bucket and at the right time(if the problem is not resolved by then..) i will return it to them where it belongs.....poured out right on their front step. this shit really pisses me off so thank you for your time on the matter. Honestly, neighbor beef is the worst type of beef. I'd try to avoid any unnecessary confrontation. You could always set one of these up: https://www.amazon.com/s?k=outdoor+surveilance+camera&ref=nb_sb_noss_2 relatively cheap. Then try to distribute an edit of the guy doing this on some "hey, does anybody know who this is" type of fake shit via a neighborhood group on FB, or on here: https://nextdoor.com/ Honestly, my neighbors in Denver on this level of irresponsibility. I watch them walk their dogs off leash through other peoples yards and never clean up and it disgusts me. Thing is, as stated before even though these people are shit, I'd try to take the high road by exposing him to everyone in the neighborhood (does anyone know who this is? lol) before turning it into anything bigger than it has to be. Maybe you could find this dude on FB and make sure he see's the footage as the revenge bucket fills up. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nicklesndimes Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 ^^very true. i don't want neighbor beef. i don't want to give them an excuse to trash my yard even more because of my retaliation either. so we'll see over time what the correct course of action will be. it just really gets to me, disrespectful people out here man. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 1 minute ago, nicklesndimes said: ^^very true. i don't want neighbor beef. i don't want to give them an excuse to trash my yard even more because of my retaliation either. so we'll see over time what the correct course of action will be. it just really gets to me, disrespectful people out here man. I know, I was under the impression myself leaving NYC and moving to a lakeside community meant I would mean escaping shit human beings. I was wrong. The truth is human beings, much like life are/is a huge pile of shit (pun intended) and sometimes you just have to make the most of it and be glad and appreciate what you've got. Besides, I'm betting the odds of you outsmarting the dude are better than the odds a confrontation would pay off. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted May 26, 2020 Share Posted May 26, 2020 3 hours ago, nicklesndimes said: ^^very true. i don't want neighbor beef. i don't want to give them an excuse to trash my yard even more because of my retaliation either. so we'll see over time what the correct course of action will be. it just really gets to me, disrespectful people out here man. Do you know who the person is? Bitter old woman, or you living across from Deebo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nicklesndimes Posted May 26, 2020 Share Posted May 26, 2020 1 minute ago, One Man Banned said: Do you know who the person is? Bitter old woman, or you living across from Deebo? young, stupid couple...don't really know how to conduct themselves socially in a shared living environment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nicklesndimes Posted May 26, 2020 Share Posted May 26, 2020 ...all about the convenience for them, don't really care about how it affects others. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted May 26, 2020 Share Posted May 26, 2020 Strikes me as the type who might move on if you politely or less politely tell them. If you're not going the direct route I suppose you could always get some cheap foot high border from a hardware store and put it around the edge. Think there's a related thread already but you could join forces with @Kalashnikovfor a shitty neighbors thread. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted May 26, 2020 Share Posted May 26, 2020 23 hours ago, where said: cook up some laxative scrambled eggs put them in your yard If the dog won’t stop shitting in your yard-I wouldn’t give it anything that is going make it shit more in your yard. @nicklesndimes 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nicklesndimes Posted May 26, 2020 Share Posted May 26, 2020 i'm not feeding the dogs anything. i just take all input seriously to heart as this has been a really frustrating time. although i did see something about using cayenne pepper in a spray bottle to deter dog traffic....seems kind of harmless and humane enough. might give it a shot. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nicklesndimes Posted May 26, 2020 Share Posted May 26, 2020 https://www.cuteness.com/article/prepare-natural-dog-repellent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted May 26, 2020 Share Posted May 26, 2020 sometimes i let a silent one slip and when my girl catches a whiff and asks if i farted i say i am the farter the way harvey dent admits to being batman 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted May 26, 2020 Share Posted May 26, 2020 Why do girlfriends ask if you've farted. I don't get it. Why are you asking questions you don't want to know the answers to? If I say "no", what did you get? If I say "yes", what did you get? I'm not assisting in guiding misdirected anger. Figure out your own investigation I don't talk to the police. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted May 26, 2020 Share Posted May 26, 2020 Especially ask when there’s only two of you in the room. Unless Talon. (Or other dog) if it’s NOT you *wink wink*(other option-dog) then shes gonna fell how bad she thinks it really smells. if you own up to it-she might not stab at your soul as much. ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted May 26, 2020 Share Posted May 26, 2020 5 hours ago, Dirty_habiT said: Why do girlfriends ask if you've farted. I don't get it. Why are you asking questions you don't want to know the answers to? If I say "no", what did you get? If I say "yes", what did you get? I'm not assisting in guiding misdirected anger. Figure out your own investigation I don't talk to the police. In my case I think she just wants to know who to blame it on, me or the dog. I'm lucky in that my girl finds bathroom humor amusing, I can pretty much be like Peter saying diarrhea w/ her and she'll be amused Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted May 26, 2020 Share Posted May 26, 2020 thread idea: port-a-juan dumps that inspire empathy for your fellow man (picture thread)... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nicklesndimes Posted May 27, 2020 Share Posted May 27, 2020 first sunburn of the year Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted May 28, 2020 Share Posted May 28, 2020 if you own a VW Golf GTI is there somewhere in the manual that specifies you gotta drive like an absolute asshole? motherfucker took the corner like a rally driver on wrong side of the road Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hua Guofang Posted May 28, 2020 Share Posted May 28, 2020 16 minutes ago, Schnitzel said: if you own a car is there somewhere in the manual that specifies you gotta drive like an absolute asshole? FIFY Was driving home doing 80 on an 80 road yesterday on a two lane road. Moved into the right hand lane to turn right. Dude (clearly a tradie in a V8 ute) came flying up behind me, doing at least 110 as I'm starting to slow for the corner (which is tight and I had oncoming traffic). Dude literally abused me for slowing to turn right and for not kamakazi-ing into oncoming cars. No idea what was going through his head and why he felt he was more entitled than me to use the road. Fucking hate tradies on the road. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted May 28, 2020 Share Posted May 28, 2020 What the fuck is a tradie? Y'all talk funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted May 28, 2020 Share Posted May 28, 2020 Trades person Like a chippie, or a sparky ( carpenter or electrician) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted May 28, 2020 Share Posted May 28, 2020 Ah. We use sparky, too. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel Schnauzer Posted May 28, 2020 Share Posted May 28, 2020 Finally received my stimulants check 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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