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Government is the cause of, and the wrong answer to all of life's problems.

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7 hours ago, Mercer said:

Government is the cause of, and the wrong answer to all of life's problems.

You say that until the Nazis/China start sinking ships and gassing people, the only thing that’s gonna stop a criminal with a government is a well governed citizenry. 

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2 minutes ago, where said:

You say that until the Nazis/China start sinking ships and gassing people, the only thing that’s gonna stop a criminal with a government is a well governed citizenry. 

It applies to their governments too.

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Anarchy island let's gooooo! Me and your wife run the menu. She does the healthy stuff and I do all the horrible desires your arteries plead for.

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39 minutes ago, Mercer said:

It applies to their governments too.

Your life partner will surely accept that line of reasoning when they wake you up to tell you a government broke in downstairs.

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15 minutes ago, pissdrunkwhat?! said:

Anarchy island 

 

16 minutes ago, pissdrunkwhat?! said:

 Me and your wife 

More like cuckold island 

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This reminds me, I need to post some food.

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@where my man can someone not appreciate the culinary skills of another person? 

 

I'm married my family would be on this anarchy island. It sounds like an anarchy island to you is a hedonist island.

 

It's also just a joke.

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In France, due to anti religious freedoms laws they can can fine a woman €135 for covering her face, or €165 for not wearing a face mask.

 

 

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When designing a plug for an electronic cord for any typical device a pass/fail for the design should include if it occupies more than one outlet on a standard surge protector or household outlet, if the answer is yes the design should fail and be reworked. 

 

 

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ok....so i have a neighbor that has lived across the alley from me since late last year. they just can't seem to get it through their head that i don't want their dog using my yard as a restroom. i try hard to maintain it, clean up the garbage that blows in, weed the gardens, other things.....

 

i have left a note multiple times, but it still seems like they just can't get common social behavior through their thick skulls & i am picking up after their dogs multiple times during the week. last year it got so bad that the landscaping couldn't even rake, just dog manure everywhere...

 

has anyone ever had this problem.? does anyone have any idea how to cope with a situation such as this?

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1 hour ago, nicklesndimes said:

ok....so i have a neighbor that has lived across the alley from me since late last year. they just can't seem to get it through their head that i don't want their dog using my yard as a restroom. i try hard to maintain it, clean up the garbage that blows in, weed the gardens, other things.....

 

i have left a note multiple times, but it still seems like they just can't get common social behavior through their thick skulls & i am picking up after their dogs multiple times during the week. last year it got so bad that the landscaping couldn't even rake, just dog manure everywhere...

 

has anyone ever had this problem.? does anyone have any idea how to cope with a situation such as this?

landmines?

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 SIDE NOTE: my puppy shitting me to tears today.

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30 minutes ago, Schnitzel said:

landmines?

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 SIDE NOTE: my puppy shitting me to tears today.

cook up some laxative scrambled eggs put them in your yard 

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all good ideas, yeah....but i also don't want to give them reason do it more just to spite me. will look into landmines and laxatives for sure.....never poison or hurt the dog or anything though that's just too cruel and unusual.

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Def don't take it out on the dogs, but do deliver the shit their dogs leave to their front step, their car hood, their car roof, their car door handles, etc... 

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yeah. i am pretty disgusted by the whole thing....their arrogance to continue trashing my yard. all good suggestions. tbh i did "return" some late last year/early this year to get my point across. just tired of peoples shit haha

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wee stop spray just means my puppy pisses in a different location each time.

sick of finding it when I'm in socks.

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I've had this problem a lot in my area. People put out these nice little signs and shit and I see shit in their yard right off the sidewalk.

 

Fuck. That.

 

I see a lot of dog walkers since I've been home and I always peek and see if they got bags. My windows are always open I have mad house plants.

 

So one day I'm in the garage working and I see this lady pass by, doesnt notice me. I peek out and see her little dog shit in the yard.

 

I hollared out "hey you gonna pick that up?" 

 

This bitch goes "pick up what she only peed"

 

I went over pointed at it and told her "pick it up now you disgusting cunt" she was shocked til I said it again.

 

She avoids the house now but doesnt carry bags still.

 

 

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9 hours ago, nicklesndimes said:

ok....so i have a neighbor that has lived across the alley from me since late last year. they just can't seem to get it through their head that i don't want their dog using my yard as a restroom. i try hard to maintain it, clean up the garbage that blows in, weed the gardens, other things.....

 

i have left a note multiple times, but it still seems like they just can't get common social behavior through their thick skulls & i am picking up after their dogs multiple times during the week. last year it got so bad that the landscaping couldn't even rake, just dog manure everywhere...

 

has anyone ever had this problem.? does anyone have any idea how to cope with a situation such as this?

I'd be throwing all that dog shit at their house. 

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11 hours ago, nicklesndimes said:

ok....so i have a neighbor that has lived across the alley from me since late last year. they just can't seem to get it through their head that i don't want their dog using my yard as a restroom. i try hard to maintain it, clean up the garbage that blows in, weed the gardens, other things.....

i have left a note multiple times, but it still seems like they just can't get common social behavior through their thick skulls & i am picking up after their dogs multiple times during the week. last year it got so bad that the landscaping couldn't even rake, just dog manure everywhere...

has anyone ever had this problem.? does anyone have any idea how to cope with a situation such as this?

Have you tried punching them in the face?  Really depends on you and where you live.  In NYC I've seen where a person says nothing.  But- they find the other person's car and deliver every shit on their car (and probably scratch the car and cut the tires if it continues).  I've definitely stepped out to someone in the past who was a repeat offender and told them off.  They tried to make excuses and I told them off for that too.  Fixed the problem w/ that person.  

 

I enjoy these threads that may require creative solutions to alter the behavior of some of our less intelligent peers.  Pic of alley/yards perhaps?  

 

To digress momentarily, you left a note.  Indirect.  Be direct/in person.  Many people need that.  When you see them taking their dog to your yard you have to step out and tell them- this is my yard, it's not your dog's personal toilet, you need to find somewhere else to walk your dog, don't bring your dog to shit in my yard again.  Whatever wording you want to use be clear and direct and look them dead in the eye.  The person should have some sense of shame, if they don't, this tells you more about what you're dealing with and other methods you may need to use.  Believe it or not, there are plenty of people who will let their dog shit anywhere when they think no one is looking, but if caught in their behavior would feel shame and stop it.

 

There are some who would tell you to call animal control and let them explain it to the owner.  Not my move personally but seems acceptable if you've already told the owner in person to stop.

 

If the person wanted to continue you could step out with a camera and take a pic while they're doing it, then post that pic outside your yard with whatever wording you wish.  Seen shit like that done before with a serial offender where neighbors eventually posted it to telephone poles so the whole neighborhood knew who the offender was, think the pic was from a security cam though.

 

You could step out there with a shovel while their dog shits, then scoop it and fling it into the owner's yard right in front of them.

 

You could drop a deuce of your own in their yard, or doorstep.  Have a good meal earlier.

 

And of course there's this:

 

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15 hours ago, where said:

cook up some laxative scrambled eggs put them in your yard 

Yea, poison an animal. Great suggestion.

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