Hua Guofang Posted April 22, 2018 Share Posted April 22, 2018 Burnt the oats I was roasting for a brown ale. house smells like scorch. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted May 14, 2018 Share Posted May 14, 2018 Shouldn't constitution be the opposite of prostitution? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel Schnauzer Posted May 15, 2018 Share Posted May 15, 2018 So I just copped a couple of items on here Will I get free stickers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted May 23, 2018 Share Posted May 23, 2018 when was this renamed? was thots a thing in 2004? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted May 23, 2018 Share Posted May 23, 2018 when was this renamed? was thots a thing in 2004? It wasn't That Ho Over There, it was just a fonetik way to spell it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted May 24, 2018 Share Posted May 24, 2018 saw an unattended shopping basket and added a few items to it 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel Schnauzer Posted May 29, 2018 Share Posted May 29, 2018 I need to get laid it’s been like three weeks and I’m not sure why. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel Schnauzer Posted June 9, 2018 Share Posted June 9, 2018 There is something about these cornfed women at Walmart that keeps me coming back. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 (edited) I want to see the most politically incorrect movie made. I have no title, but it would be something like (movie man voice): Produced and directed by Harvey Weinstein, starring Bill Cosby and Kevin Spacey, guest appearance by Woody Allen, soundtrack featuring Michael Jackson, Ike Turner, and R. Kelly. Edited June 14, 2018 by One Man Banned 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel Schnauzer Posted June 14, 2018 Share Posted June 14, 2018 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misteraven Posted June 14, 2018 Share Posted June 14, 2018 HAHA! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diggity Posted June 15, 2018 Share Posted June 15, 2018 I’m too young for my back to hurt this bad. Shit I don’t think I am too young for that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 Been around some peeps with small children recently. Respect to the parents, 24/7 job. Having said that, in my recent experiences, watching a grown adult completely flip and lose their shit at the hands of a 3-year-old is awesomely entertaining. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 I WANNA STRANGLE MY KIDS A LOT OF THE TIME, BUT I LOVE THEM MORE THAN ANYTHING... FUCK IM TIRED, BUT HERE I AM BROWSING 12oz. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 My buddy loves shit like the Indy 500, The NYC Marathon, The Tour de France. I'm concerned he may be a racist..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 Next it will be monster truck shows and demolition derbies lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+plus+ Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 Diggity I threw my back out when I was 16 and still can tweak it every now and then. Been working on my posture a lot recently and that helps but my core is still bitch made. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+plus+ Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 Any of y'all tried the no shampoo thing? People swear by it but I get so greasy I can't do it. Supposedly if you ride it out after a few weeks your hair will look good but I don't have a few weeks to look like a slimeball Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 Cubana Torta is fire but can be a little greasy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel Schnauzer Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 My boss got his Jetski fixed I’ve never been on one so I’m excited. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 Looking forward to getting the fuck out of work and getting some quesodillas at the local dive bar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 It would be cool to throw a hand full of concentrated fart directly into someones face. I wonder if there's any good books covering fart wafting techniques for beginners. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 1 hour ago, Mercer said: It would be cool to throw a hand full of concentrated fart directly into someones face. I wonder if there's any good books covering fart wafting techniques for beginners. Just cup your hand, fart into it, and quickly throw it to someone's nose- works, lol. I might also suggest opening a shower door or curtain and farting into your target's shower- the steam will do the rest for you. Finally, just fart in front of a fan pointed at your target, or fart and use the hair dryer to give them a hot stinky wind. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 And of course, there's always this 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 The Japanese have invented alternative methods: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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