SMdoubleXL Posted June 4, 2020 Share Posted June 4, 2020 our consultant/director at work called me fucking Rainman today myself and the other two knew I took it as a compliment. Haha I have a weird thing with numbers. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+plus+ Posted June 4, 2020 Share Posted June 4, 2020 I have food at home but none of it sounds good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted June 4, 2020 Share Posted June 4, 2020 35 minutes ago, SMdoubleXL said: our consultant/director at work called me fucking Rainman today myself and the other two knew I took it as a compliment. Haha I have a weird thing with numbers. Ohh...... I thought you were an excellent driver and bought your underwear at Kmart. Question is, does he fancy himself as your Tom Cruise? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted June 5, 2020 Share Posted June 5, 2020 3 hours ago, One Man Banned said: Ohh...... I thought you were an excellent driver and bought your underwear at Kmart. Question is, does he fancy himself as your Tom Cruise? Nah. because this is my pad but I’m not a bad driver. that would make him ToM Cruise. fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted June 5, 2020 Share Posted June 5, 2020 some fucking days I just can't wait for my bad lifestyle choices to lay me out... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted June 13, 2020 Share Posted June 13, 2020 Growing up into the frames of the racks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel Schnauzer Posted June 13, 2020 Share Posted June 13, 2020 New phone who dis? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted June 13, 2020 Share Posted June 13, 2020 (edited) 7 hours ago, Steel Schnauzer said: New phone who dis? Dis Wolf Whale. Who dat? Edited June 13, 2020 by lord_casek 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted June 15, 2020 Share Posted June 15, 2020 I like those rando tortilla and potato chips that folded over as they cooked to form the perfect scoop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted June 15, 2020 Share Posted June 15, 2020 that is one happy dog! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hua Guofang Posted June 15, 2020 Share Posted June 15, 2020 Waiting. Always waiting. Done with the waiting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted June 15, 2020 Share Posted June 15, 2020 sometimes I wonder if I speak a different language to the rest of the world or if I have a different understanding. I mean I write an email and it's perfectly clear in my head what I am trying to get across and the person at other end doesn't get it. Like maybe I'm speaking some warped version of english like Yoda but not as endearing! Could be why I get so many pre rolls for GR*mmarly..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel Schnauzer Posted June 15, 2020 Share Posted June 15, 2020 Why does my girl sleep so much? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel Schnauzer Posted June 16, 2020 Share Posted June 16, 2020 I have never had a pickled egg what do they taste like? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted June 17, 2020 Share Posted June 17, 2020 I wonder what it would be like if black and native folks actually got reparations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted June 17, 2020 Share Posted June 17, 2020 Also. very stoked to see that dumb ass corona virus thread slowly moving away from the top..... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hua Guofang Posted June 17, 2020 Share Posted June 17, 2020 9 minutes ago, NightmareOnElmStreet said: Also. very stoked to see that dumb ass corona virus thread slowly moving away from the top..... Sorry to be the rain on that parade but your numbers are about to spike again, by the look of it and that means come Autumn, things are likely to be grim. Those early counts of hundreds of thousands dead in 12 months are going to come true, if we don't discover some wonder-drug. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted June 18, 2020 Share Posted June 18, 2020 (edited) 20 hours ago, Hua Guofang said: Sorry to be the rain on that parade but your numbers are about to spike again, by the look of it and that means come Autumn, things are likely to be grim. Those early counts of hundreds of thousands dead in 12 months are going to come true, if we don't discover some wonder-drug. This may be the case. Doesn't change a thing from my pov though. The numbers are bogus everywhere you look. The actual percentage of people dying FROM the vid alone, across the planet, is slim to nothing compared to the whole population. What's it at, that is actually been proven, like 2%?? idfk Sure, it's kind of scary and fucked up but I still haven't seen or heard of a single person getting this glorified cold and dying. At least no one I can see through extensions of easily 2000+ people over my immediate internet links. The minute I do, and said person is in my age range of mid 30's, not sick, with no prior health issues, maybe I'll sheepishly go back to giving a few extra fucks. But currently. I have none outside of the extra hand sanitizer and a new found respect for not touching my fuckin face. I am SO EMBARRASED and shameful of my lame ass paranoid dick sucking of the msm. I think about it daily. On the one hand I am actually glad to have caught such a scare. The other hand I want to wipe my ass with. Edited June 18, 2020 by NightmareOnElmStreet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hua Guofang Posted June 18, 2020 Share Posted June 18, 2020 17 minutes ago, NightmareOnElmStreet said: This may be the case. Doesn't change a thing from my pov though. The numbers are bogus everywhere you look. The actual percentage of people dying FROM the vid alone, across the planet, is slim to nothing compared to the whole population. What's it at, that is actually been proven, like 2%?? idfk Sure, it's kind of scary and fucked up but I still haven't seen or heard of a single person getting this glorified cold and dying. At least no one I can see through extensions of easily 2000+ people over my immediate internet links. The minute I do, and said person is in my age range of mid 30's, not sick, with no prior health issues, maybe I'll sheepishly go back to giving a few extra fucks. But currently. I have none outside of the extra hand sanitizer and a new found respect for not touching my fuckin face. I am SO EMBARRASED and shameful of my lame ass paranoid dick sucking of the msm. I think about it daily. On the one hand I am actually glad to have caught such a scare. The other hand I want to wipe my ass with. You're focusing on the wrong thing, though. It's not the fatality rate that is the scary thing. It's the ability to make a lot of people sick at the same time. That would see the fatality rate climb much higher whilst people with unrelated problems also die because there is no space left in the hospitals. The US has largely avoided that outcome so far. Secondly, 'glorified cold is BS'. I know it's just hyperbole but colds kill something like 0,05% of affected people. This desease kills a fuck load more than that, and if everyone gets sick at the same time, it will be a fuck load higher. Added to that, when you're contagious with a cold, you are already feeling the symptoms and you can stay home. This virus makes you contagious before you know you have it so you spread before you know you should stay home. Either way, washing/sanitising hands, not touching your face and avoiding big crowds is the right response, so not sure where the issues is anyway, to be honest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted June 18, 2020 Share Posted June 18, 2020 that dog must fucking hate to keep shitting next to my side of the bed... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted June 18, 2020 Share Posted June 18, 2020 Ima tell yuh what @nicklesndimes- There are some real genuine human beings on this forum, speaking mostly of channel zero, that will somehow make such an impact on your life, that will restore some faith in humanity for you and it’s something you just carry with you because trust me-no one gives a fuck about channel zero ‘cept channel zero. but you won’t forget them I won’t, anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hua Guofang Posted June 18, 2020 Share Posted June 18, 2020 Make Channel Zero Great Again. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted June 22, 2020 Share Posted June 22, 2020 statues coming down. What's next? US currency? This is a great opportunity for crypto. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted June 22, 2020 Share Posted June 22, 2020 Buys shitcoins Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted June 22, 2020 Share Posted June 22, 2020 (edited) rather see a shark whale than a whale shark... that shit would be scary.. Edited June 22, 2020 by Schnitzel actually it mostlikely be a killer whale or Orca as they are commonly known..... 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted June 22, 2020 Share Posted June 22, 2020 Like that cool as chill whale shark vs a shark type whale, former dog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted June 22, 2020 Share Posted June 22, 2020 watching Predator and noticing Arnold doesn’t eat anything, but he still has mad energy in the tank to fight an alien that’s been eating whole people all week. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel Schnauzer Posted June 22, 2020 Share Posted June 22, 2020 My wisdom teeth don’t need to get removed hoorah. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted June 22, 2020 Share Posted June 22, 2020 IMG_7449.mp4 3 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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