SMdoubleXL Posted May 26, 2020 Share Posted May 26, 2020 23 hours ago, where said: cook up some laxative scrambled eggs put them in your yard If the dog won’t stop shitting in your yard-I wouldn’t give it anything that is going make it shit more in your yard. @nicklesndimes 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted May 26, 2020 Share Posted May 26, 2020 sometimes i let a silent one slip and when my girl catches a whiff and asks if i farted i say i am the farter the way harvey dent admits to being batman 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted May 26, 2020 Share Posted May 26, 2020 Why do girlfriends ask if you've farted. I don't get it. Why are you asking questions you don't want to know the answers to? If I say "no", what did you get? If I say "yes", what did you get? I'm not assisting in guiding misdirected anger. Figure out your own investigation I don't talk to the police. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted May 26, 2020 Share Posted May 26, 2020 Especially ask when there’s only two of you in the room. Unless Talon. (Or other dog) if it’s NOT you *wink wink*(other option-dog) then shes gonna fell how bad she thinks it really smells. if you own up to it-she might not stab at your soul as much. ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted May 26, 2020 Share Posted May 26, 2020 5 hours ago, Dirty_habiT said: Why do girlfriends ask if you've farted. I don't get it. Why are you asking questions you don't want to know the answers to? If I say "no", what did you get? If I say "yes", what did you get? I'm not assisting in guiding misdirected anger. Figure out your own investigation I don't talk to the police. In my case I think she just wants to know who to blame it on, me or the dog. I'm lucky in that my girl finds bathroom humor amusing, I can pretty much be like Peter saying diarrhea w/ her and she'll be amused Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted May 26, 2020 Share Posted May 26, 2020 thread idea: port-a-juan dumps that inspire empathy for your fellow man (picture thread)... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted May 28, 2020 Share Posted May 28, 2020 if you own a VW Golf GTI is there somewhere in the manual that specifies you gotta drive like an absolute asshole? motherfucker took the corner like a rally driver on wrong side of the road Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hua Guofang Posted May 28, 2020 Share Posted May 28, 2020 16 minutes ago, Schnitzel said: if you own a car is there somewhere in the manual that specifies you gotta drive like an absolute asshole? FIFY Was driving home doing 80 on an 80 road yesterday on a two lane road. Moved into the right hand lane to turn right. Dude (clearly a tradie in a V8 ute) came flying up behind me, doing at least 110 as I'm starting to slow for the corner (which is tight and I had oncoming traffic). Dude literally abused me for slowing to turn right and for not kamakazi-ing into oncoming cars. No idea what was going through his head and why he felt he was more entitled than me to use the road. Fucking hate tradies on the road. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted May 28, 2020 Share Posted May 28, 2020 What the fuck is a tradie? Y'all talk funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted May 28, 2020 Share Posted May 28, 2020 Trades person Like a chippie, or a sparky ( carpenter or electrician) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted May 28, 2020 Share Posted May 28, 2020 Ah. We use sparky, too. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel Schnauzer Posted May 28, 2020 Share Posted May 28, 2020 Finally received my stimulants check 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel Schnauzer Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 When your a sucker for love and tell your significant other about the oontz. 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hua Guofang Posted May 30, 2020 Share Posted May 30, 2020 It should not have taken me this long to figure out that Donald Trump is an accelerationist. @Mercer 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel Schnauzer Posted June 1, 2020 Share Posted June 1, 2020 Just finished playing hide the salami my sleep schedule is out of wack, 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted June 1, 2020 Share Posted June 1, 2020 I can't stop un-thinking "Racist Tangerine" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted June 1, 2020 Share Posted June 1, 2020 7 hours ago, Steel Schnauzer said: Just finished playing hide the salami my sleep schedule is out of wack, playing hide the salami keeps you out of wack... 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted June 1, 2020 Share Posted June 1, 2020 Making the bed is actually just covering it with blankets and the phraseology completely fucking sidesteps acknowledging the actual creation of the most important piece of furniture a person can own. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted June 3, 2020 Share Posted June 3, 2020 Everything is ass. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted June 3, 2020 Share Posted June 3, 2020 fucking zoom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted June 3, 2020 Share Posted June 3, 2020 say can I have some of your purple berries? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted June 3, 2020 Share Posted June 3, 2020 9000 1/8s is what our numbers are looking like so far. We begin harvest in a lil over two weeks. 9000 eighths 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted June 4, 2020 Share Posted June 4, 2020 5 hours ago, SMdoubleXL said: 9000 1/8s is what our numbers are looking like so far. We begin harvest in a lil over two weeks. 9000 eighths Is that a challenge? 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted June 4, 2020 Share Posted June 4, 2020 Landmines 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted June 4, 2020 Share Posted June 4, 2020 You got some good suggestions, don't think the pix change anything. Will ask if this is your personal property or an apartment complex? I had thought about this a few days ago and will say I don't think it was suggested to put up signs like no dogs or curb your dog or pick up after your pet. Personal opinion is still to go right up to her and say this needs to stop- pick up after your dog or take it elsewhere, period. Also, that wall needs to be tagged again. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted June 4, 2020 Share Posted June 4, 2020 @nicklesndimesthat could make some difference. If you're tasked with keeping that area clean or you frequently use that area all the previously stated/suggested stands. But it does give you the option to put the ball in your landlord's court and let them handle as they see fit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted June 4, 2020 Share Posted June 4, 2020 Another way to go would be pit of crocodiles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted June 4, 2020 Share Posted June 4, 2020 1 hour ago, nicklesndimes said: go full-on "moat around the property" with sharks snakes and crocs maybe eh? With scorpions below Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted June 4, 2020 Share Posted June 4, 2020 print out a large(r) pic of that dog shitting and create some type of lawn sign. Put them bitches on blast. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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