~KRYLON2~ Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 Looking forward to getting the fuck out of work and getting some quesodillas at the local dive bar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 It would be cool to throw a hand full of concentrated fart directly into someones face. I wonder if there's any good books covering fart wafting techniques for beginners. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 1 hour ago, Mercer said: It would be cool to throw a hand full of concentrated fart directly into someones face. I wonder if there's any good books covering fart wafting techniques for beginners. Just cup your hand, fart into it, and quickly throw it to someone's nose- works, lol. I might also suggest opening a shower door or curtain and farting into your target's shower- the steam will do the rest for you. Finally, just fart in front of a fan pointed at your target, or fart and use the hair dryer to give them a hot stinky wind. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 And of course, there's always this 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 The Japanese have invented alternative methods: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 From the makers of Dick In A Box comes Fart In A Box! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted August 4, 2018 Share Posted August 4, 2018 you can always upgrade to a Jart or fart in a jar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted August 4, 2018 Share Posted August 4, 2018 Leaving 3 or 4 sheets of tp on the roll is the same as leaving zero sheets. Fuck you. We live in a society. 2 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel Schnauzer Posted August 8, 2018 Share Posted August 8, 2018 At league thrusting balls in holes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted August 8, 2018 Share Posted August 8, 2018 When you're trying to creep and other people have lead feet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted August 8, 2018 Share Posted August 8, 2018 On 8/2/2018 at 2:37 PM, Mercer said: It would be cool to throw a hand full of concentrated fart directly into someones face. I wonder if there's any good books covering fart wafting techniques for beginners. Once you master basic technique you can move on to advanced, special technique: wafting what the dog did. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted August 8, 2018 Share Posted August 8, 2018 Don't forget the class crop dust technique. If done properly you can evacuate the whole office or movie theater. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted August 9, 2018 Share Posted August 9, 2018 Was driving next to an SUV from a local news station and was tempted to pull out my camera and start filming dude for no reason other than to let him see how it feels. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted August 10, 2018 Share Posted August 10, 2018 I got up way earlier then i should have. Probably should have done some thing productive like make breakfast or put a load of laundry in the washing machine. Ehhh fukitt I'm gonna have a cigarette instead. It's friday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel Schnauzer Posted August 11, 2018 Share Posted August 11, 2018 At home waiting on that phone call don’t care to go anywhere today but I might just have to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+plus+ Posted August 14, 2018 Share Posted August 14, 2018 My teeth hurt from sinus pressure? Any of yall deal with this shit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted August 14, 2018 Share Posted August 14, 2018 Not fully, but somewhat. Have found that there are numerous pressure points on the body that open up the sinuses when pressed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+plus+ Posted August 15, 2018 Share Posted August 15, 2018 I need to press them then. Wednesday is always better than tuesday. Tuesday is the "meat grinder" of the week Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted August 15, 2018 Share Posted August 15, 2018 I should have got more beer in Wisconsin. I still have room in my refrigerator. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted August 27, 2018 Share Posted August 27, 2018 This thing in the smart phone age where people come to work and use their playlist as the music at work, is cool when said person likes good music. Not so cool when only they think it's good, but it's not. Truthfully, I only care about this at bars & such where you're going to hang out. Also no good when the music does not match the setting. Don't play that shit you nod out to at the bar smh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joynhappiness Posted August 28, 2018 Share Posted August 28, 2018 It's my brother's birthday! I bought him 2 shirts and a wallet. I wonder when will he get married? LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted August 28, 2018 Share Posted August 28, 2018 have I peaked too early - all signs point to yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel Schnauzer Posted August 28, 2018 Share Posted August 28, 2018 Taco Bell Cantina was pretty rad. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mn1_fuckos Posted August 28, 2018 Share Posted August 28, 2018 (edited) On 8/27/2018 at 11:16 AM, One Man Banned said: This thing in the smart phone age where people come to work and use their playlist as the music at work, is cool when said person likes good music. Not so cool when only they think it's good, but it's not. Truthfully, I only care about this at bars & such where you're going to hang out. Also no good when the music does not match the setting. Don't play that shit you nod out to at the bar smh. We listen to the radio at work all day everyday for the last 4 years the same station playing the same ol songs and delayed about an hour some days and 3 hours on others but its the same playlist day in day out. (bohemian rhapsody 3 or 4 times a day) Some days I rather hear peoples garbage playlist haha Edited August 28, 2018 by mn1_fuckos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+plus+ Posted August 28, 2018 Share Posted August 28, 2018 I worked at that smokeshop for awhile and hands down the best part of the job was not having to filter out my music. Our main job was to make a better playlist and show each other new music. Our second job was to help customers. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 Music is my goto for enjoyment and entertainment, I've never really been into watching tv for anything. Music just seems to be a better combination for work, exercise, drawing, and reading. I can't really do any of the above watching tv Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+plus+ Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 Office Space life currently. Its great as far as work to benefits/pay ratio...but its a special type of stress. Idk how to describe it. You can't be yourself which is great but sometimes you really have to bite your tongue. Working at the smokeshop you could really let your inner mook out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel Schnauzer Posted August 30, 2018 Share Posted August 30, 2018 I’m getting my second phone tomorrow which I should’ve done today. This means I’ll be posting more. Mo phones Mo post 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 Condoms are for fucking pussies. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 (edited) Women have ovaries, but they don't have underies. Now guys, we got underies. Edited September 4, 2018 by One Man Banned 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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