Fuck Ya'll Posted June 2, 2004 Share Posted June 2, 2004 Inspired by Cinched Waist's "first kiss" thread. who were you with? who's video was it and where were you? how old were you? were you nervous? was it meaningful? first impression? who were you with? 2 of my girlfriends, my boyfriend, and my brother. who's video was it and where were you? It was my friend's dad's. It was called "Triangle". She stold it from her dad's stash who also had TONS of Playboys. We watched it at her house. how old were you? 12 were you nervous? More like nervous laughter. was it meaningful? I think it scarred my young virgin eyes. first impression? WHOA! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EyeforAnEYE Posted June 2, 2004 Share Posted June 2, 2004 who were you with? Me and my Hand who's video was it and where were you? It was my older brothers video, and I found it in his drawer with his socks how old were you? 12 were you nervous? Not at all was it meaningful? Yes, with a name like Three Muskatities, that shit was serious first impression? ohhhhhh ohhhhhhhhh ohhhhhhhhh ohhhhhhhh yeeeeeeeeeah *After looking up 3 Muskatities on line, 12oz's own T.T. Boy stars in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted June 2, 2004 Share Posted June 2, 2004 who were you with? my sister who's video was it and where were you? it was my dad's video and it was in his sock drawer how old were you? 12 were you nervous? hell no. we popped that shit in. was it meaningful? hahaha no. first impression? wow japanese guys have small penis' (it was a tracy lords video where she is gang banging like 4 girls and 4 guys. two of each were japanese and the other 2 each were swedish. they had sex in the bathroom and took some elephant figurine and stuck it up one of the japanese girl's ass. i was impressed at that age. i didnt know what the hell was going on.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted June 2, 2004 Share Posted June 2, 2004 who were you with? A bunch of guys. who's video was it and where were you? My old friend Chris’. It was his house we were at, too. I think we were drinking rum. I’m not joking when I say that it was Debbie Does Dallas. how old were you? 12. were you nervous? Nah, not at all! was it meaningful? Oh yeah, the candlestick scene was awesome! first impression? “Yo, Chris, lemme buy some of these off you!” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuck Ya'll Posted June 2, 2004 Author Share Posted June 2, 2004 Re: Re: First Porn Movie Originally posted by Devilush first impression? wow japanese guys have small penis' Hahahaha, oh man. My friend showed me this Japanese porn on his computer. He got it cause he liked the Asian chick with the big boobs, but the Japanese guy she was sucking off had absolutely the smallest penis I have ever seen. It was unreal. Now back to your regularly scheduled program. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 2, 2004 Share Posted June 2, 2004 good thread idea: Title Popsicle Suckers (or something like that) Who were you with Two friends from school who's video was it and where were you? a friend's Dad how old were you? grade 4? were you nervous? worried that the other firends minister father would come home. was it meaningful? not really. first impression? ok this porn continues to haunt me untill this day. Why? The soundtrack! Instead of the usual disposable jazz shit, the soundtrack was super classical by Maurice Ravel called 'Bolero'. I still hear it everywhere. here's a link to the song link Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest im not witty Posted June 2, 2004 Share Posted June 2, 2004 wow, i came in here all laughing ready to fill this out. but now i really cant remember at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRAMPS Posted June 2, 2004 Share Posted June 2, 2004 who were you with? a group of my friends who's video was it and where were you? this kid named mason, at his house how old were you? 11 were you nervous? a little...his mom was to come home at any time. was it meaningful? yes! it taught us that vacume sailswomen were major sluts! first impression? actual quote from porno "oh my god, i think im gonna have a spaaazm!" us: "WHAT??.......BAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!" to this day we quote that porno...... good times.:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted June 2, 2004 Share Posted June 2, 2004 who were you with? A couple of friends. who's video was it and where were you? Belonged to my best friend's older brother. how old were you? 11 were you nervous? I was more awestruck than nervous. was it meaningful? Yes. Due to my first impression. See next. first impression? I remember the world of possibilities that flooded my imagination... you can actually fuck in a huge variety of ways! Prior to that, I only thought of sex as missionary deal, maybe girl-on-top also cause that's all I'd seen in most R movies. Total eye opener when I saw a girl getting it one-leg-up doggystyle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EyeforAnEYE Posted June 2, 2004 Share Posted June 2, 2004 Originally posted by CRAMPS "oh my god, i think im gonna have a spaaazm!" :lol: :lol: that's the best line ever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubejinxed Posted June 2, 2004 Share Posted June 2, 2004 this year 2004 age 25 is the first time i have ever sat and watched a full length porno i saw part of one in college but lost interest and left the room. i prefer to do, than to watch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted June 2, 2004 Share Posted June 2, 2004 ^I don't think I've ever seen a porno in it's entirety. Me and a couple of friends attempted it once (with "Jenna's Revenge") while incredibly stoned, and it was hilarious as hell for about 45 minutes. But even then we couldn't finish it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatbastard Posted June 2, 2004 Share Posted June 2, 2004 title the anna nichole smith playboy video who were you with? Me and my older friend who's video was it and where were you? my friend has just shopplifted it from a department store how old were you? 12 were you nervous? oh yeah! but in an excited way was it meaningful? i learned a lot about the female body form that day. first impression? Oh my god lots of breats, we dont even need the pause button....awesome! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarahyoulose Posted June 2, 2004 Share Posted June 2, 2004 who were you with? at a party.. so my best friend and whole buncha people who's video was it and where were you? it was a stolen sattelite signal.. i was actually at my future boyfriends house.. we ended up going out right after the party how old were you? 17? late i know.. but i had no interest were you nervous? NO? i was 17.. i knew what sex was.. so i wasnt ashamed was it meaningful? nope.. didnt really get to watch the whole thing.. at all first impression? meh.. it looked like it hurt... and there was definately some schooling for positions... you know? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InDY_500 Posted June 2, 2004 Share Posted June 2, 2004 who were you with? A bunch of guys from school.... who's video was it and where were you? The parents room.... how old were you? 12... were you nervous? Nah, I had an idea about sex and what not..... was it meaningful? Nope, I've seen better.... first impression? Holy good god damn....Titties titties titties evrerywhere...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 2, 2004 Share Posted June 2, 2004 after watching my first porn I was convinced I had to get laid. I wasn't really sure why, or why I wanted to do it so badly, but I knew it was something I had to do as soon as possible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted June 2, 2004 Share Posted June 2, 2004 Re: Re: First Porn Movie who were you with? My friend Jeff who's video was it and where were you? I believe he stole it from his friends dad. This shit was oldschool. Like, BETA old school..... how old were you? 12 were you nervous? Not in the slightest. Giddily excited more like was it meaningful? Hahaha...I'm not entirely sure. It had this bizarre plot line in which I think the guy was an ambassador to Europe or something. He got his penis bitten off while some girl was providing fellacio while they were driving and got in to an accident. Then he got like some artificial penis. Or something. I have no idea. This was a long time ago. first impression? I like porn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted June 2, 2004 Share Posted June 2, 2004 who were you with? these two hot chicks. who's video was it and where were you? video camera, me, two chicks. i dunno who has the vid now how old were you? 22 were you nervous? yeah, but the coke helped was it meaningful? if you mean meaningful like "did you bust a nut?" uh, yeah. a few. first impression? wow! i'm gonna be on tv! WHOA! [/b] edit for the quote thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Im Broke Posted June 2, 2004 Share Posted June 2, 2004 who were you with? one of my boys who's video was it and where were you? my boys, we were in his computer room how old were you? 11? were you nervous? naw i heard about this shit, wanted to see it for my self was it meaningful? yea i guess, b/c i could go to school and be the only kid that had see a girl nude:lol: first impression? You can do that??:confused: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cracked Ass Posted June 2, 2004 Share Posted June 2, 2004 I don't really enjoy porn movies. The girls look all used up and overplay the faked pleasure. It's about as fun as watching dogs fucking, and I don't like dogs. It's not really porn but the first thing I saw along those lines was "Bloodsucking Freaks", at maybe 17. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ERIZENO Posted June 2, 2004 Share Posted June 2, 2004 who were you with? I was out skating with a group of older guys (14-16) we went to one of their houses, couldnt recall if i wanted to. who's video was it and where were you? i think it was one of their parents, but not for sure. how old were you? 12 were you nervous? no, but caught off guard was it meaningful? just the sense of shock. first impression? what the fuck .... it was "the devil and ms jones." and the scene with the guy cumming fire was needless to say a bit diffrent. also the devils army guys with penis heads for heads !!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EyeforAnEYE Posted June 2, 2004 Share Posted June 2, 2004 I saw a creepy porno once where this girl was in a room covered with huge foam penises and she was going to each one touching it and seemed a bit too overjoyed and then the foam penises started to cum, it was bizzare. And then the next scene she was getting fucked by this dude with a clown mask on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted June 2, 2004 Share Posted June 2, 2004 who were you with? My friend Brian who's video was it and where were you? It was Brians Dad's video called Taboo with Kay Parker how old were you? I think 13 or 14 were you nervous? Naw, it was cool was it meaningful? yeah, i though it looked cool. i couldn't wait to try it. first impression? I thought to myself "damn, that's creepy watching something like that with another guy." I knew it was either something you watched alone or with a girl or two. Then i started trying to formulate a plan on how to steal that video from Brians dad. Never happened Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CinchedWaist Posted June 2, 2004 Share Posted June 2, 2004 this question is a little tricky. the first time i ever watched one in its entirety was pretty recent. If you count Skinimax soft porn crap, thats where i got all my sex ed. (i went to a catholic grammar school, for chrissakes!) so if you count skinimax... who were you with? me, myself and I who's video was it and where were you? video? ha! we're talking cable soft porn here, pal. in my front room, with my parents asleep. how old were you? . 10...or younger. I was a very early bloomer. were you nervous? no, more like curious. was it meaningful? sure. it introduced me to sex. first impression? masturbation before my frist porn, though, me and my friend found her parents "joy of sex" book with all these positions. that was a little more intense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarcasm Posted June 2, 2004 Share Posted June 2, 2004 Originally posted by El Mamerro ^I don't think I've ever seen a porno in it's entirety. Me and a couple of friends attempted it once (with "Jenna's Revenge") while incredibly stoned, and it was hilarious as hell for about 45 minutes. But even then we couldn't finish it. couldn't finish it b/c u were 2 seconds away from spooging... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted June 2, 2004 Share Posted June 2, 2004 how the fuck do you remember that shit. the earliest i remember is in like 3rd grade i would hit sessions to skinamax porn..but i was shootin blanks. haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CinchedWaist Posted June 2, 2004 Share Posted June 2, 2004 ^^exactly. i don't remember the first time. i generalized. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 2, 2004 Share Posted June 2, 2004 Originally posted by CinchedWaist before my frist porn, though, me and my friend found her parents "joy of sex" book with all these positions. that was a little more intense. hahaha.. me too. those books were so funny because everyone in the was a long haired hippy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CinchedWaist Posted June 2, 2004 Share Posted June 2, 2004 haha, i know! i think even the girls had pit hair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 2, 2004 Share Posted June 2, 2004 awesome that's so funny that you remember that too. pretty much everyone looked like this: John & Yoko and there was some kinky shit in that book too... something called 'the goldfish' that involved tying people to matresses or something. gave this kid some naughty ideas for sure! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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