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Originally posted by 8onus

at this point in my life Jay-Z's "99 Problems(but a bitch aint one)" is my theme song.

 

Hell yeah thats what im sayin....Everything is fuckin up but aint no bitch in the mix........

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Originally posted by InDY_500

Hell yeah thats what im sayin....Everything is fuckin up but aint no bitch in the mix........

 

HAHA, word, in this world of "im an independant strong women" songs, the jigga man pulled an ace with a "bitch, i dont need you neither" song...gotta love it.

 

seriously that song is the most empowering song to me ever. cops, hoes, haters. no matter what my problem i pop in that song and i'm like" fuck y'all right back muufuckas!!"....in the car anyway.

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Faith No More-What A Day

 

A piece of mail

A letter head

A piece of hair

From a human head

 

They're sayin' to me

"I should've killed it"

"I should've killed it"

"I should've killed it before"

 

You're right, you're right

"Kill the body and the head will die"

They're laughin' at me

"I should've learned it"

"I should've learned it"

"I should've learned it before"

 

- What a day, what a day

If you can look it in the face

And hold your vomit

 

A wet sneeze and a "no left turn"

A row teeth and an encouraging word

Beneath a mile of skin

"I should've noticed it"

"I should've noticed it"

"I should've noticed it before"

 

What a day

What a day

What a day

Don't you touch it

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For the past few years, it's been Squarepusher, "A Journey to Reedham (7 AM Mix)".

 

But at this particular moment in life it would be Fennesz, "The Other Face".

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we sample from the shelves

tore a page out of this chapter

deface the essays in the book that you're reading

we are the leaches that stop the bleeding

deficit attention program

by any means necessary

blare sirens to the library

whisper instructions to the book-wormed glossary

 

is it heavier than air - tell us, is the black box lying?

 

aeronautics hacked

the spine of paragraphs

prepare to indent, a coma that read-

floating in a soundproof costume

here comes the monolith

brass knuckles for the hissie fit

an abbreviation for the landing of fleets

incoming

 

position the stitches - like miles of torpedoes

permission was hinted

lungs that hollered in a sleeper hold

 

is it heavier than air - am i supposed to die alone?

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girls of porn by mr bungle

 

Okay, all you pus-sucking

Mother fuckers out there

It's time to win a chance

To butt-bang your daughter's

Tight virgin cherry ass

To caller number six-six-six

 

The urge is too much to take

All I can think about

Is playing with myself

It's time to masturbate

I've got my Hustler

And I don't need nothin' else

 

Ginger, ginger

 

My hand gets tired

And my dick gets sore

But the girls of porn want more

 

So I flip through

The pages one more time

And I just let the jism fly

 

Yeah, yeah, yeah

 

A quarter for a peep show

A private booth or talking

To a naked whore

 

Tripple X video

Nine seven six

And I can whack it on the phone

 

Nobody's home, I'm alone

The devil in Miss Jones

Nobody's home, I'm alone

Aja and John Holmes

 

We got gushin' gonads, tingling tushes

Hairy balls and hairy bushes

S and M, whips and chains

Pregnant ladies with menstrual pains

 

We got hand jobs and nipple tweaks

Finger bangs and slappin' cheeks

We got rape, necro and both ways

And lots of hung studs for all you gays

 

We got incest and bestiality too

We got Sade and the sweetest taboo

We got girls who'll eat your pee and poo

And guys who'd love to fuck your shoe

 

There's she-males, lezbos, and shaved beav

And D-cup mamas with so much cleave

Senior citizens who love to watch

And sniff those skid marks from your crotch, yeah

 

Ain't got no woman next to me

I just got this magazine

And what's on the TV screen

But that's okay with me

 

My hand gets tired

And my dick gets sore

But the girls of porn want more

 

So I flip through

The pages one more time

And I just let the jism fly

 

Yeah, yeah, yeah

 

I was trained to fuck you, baby

I was trained to fuck you, baby

I was trained to fuck you, baby

I was trained to fuck you, baby

 

Yeah, yeah, yeah

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