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Originally posted by seeking

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

my cat threw up on the carpet once and instead of picking it up, i made a barracade around it with dining room chairs, couch cushins and rope.

then i made a sign that said CAT PUKE, and taped it to a piece of string, then taped that string to the ceiling, so it was at eye level.

My friend did the exact same thing! His friends cat ate a mouse and puked it back up.
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Originally posted by Jackson

Someone please explain in words of one syllable or less what the significance of KEMA(?) is? Have I missed something here?

 

it's a tag kind of thing but more cool.

 

(no more than 1 syllable in each word. got it?)

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Guest Pilau Hands

hahaha yes please do!

 

how many dull men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

 

 

 

 

 

 

one.

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this shit is more funny ever time i look at it.

 

haha. instead of throwing the roach away, or kicking it somewhere else, he went and wrote a note on paper, returned to the bathroom, and placed it near said -roach-

 

fucking genius.

 

:lol:

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Originally posted by Tesseract

hahaha beards, i think you should email that to our friends at the DMC

 

i'd just like to take this oppurtunity to apologise for your blackbook that you left with Mr. Jones in Syd....

it 's just that sometimes i think i own everything that is put in front of me...

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I'm terrified of cockroaches.

 

At my very first job, I found a dead roach on the floor. I was by myself, so I called mall security, and they called the janitor. I made the janitor come into the store and pick it up.

 

Yeah, it's that bad.

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Originally posted by T=E=A=S=E

this shit is more funny ever time i look at it.

 

haha. instead of throwing the roach away, or kicking it somewhere else, he went and wrote a note on paper, returned to the bathroom, and placed it near said -roach-

 

fucking genius.

 

:lol:

 

It's a good thing you explained it or else I never would gotten it.

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Guest beardo

youve got it completely wrong, tease. sorry bro.

 

anyhow, the sign lasted till the cleaning lady came last night. roach is gone too :p

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Originally posted by Crookedline

i'd just like to take this oppurtunity to apologise for your blackbook that you left with Mr. Jones in Syd....

it 's just that sometimes i think i own everything that is put in front of me...

 

are you talking to me?

all my blackbooks are belong to me

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Originally posted by Fuck Ya'll

I was by myself, so I called mall security, and they called the janitor. I made the janitor come into the store and pick it up.

that's pretty bad...haha

i understand though. i can't stand those fuckers either. and even worse than them are Silverfish. HAAAATE THESE BASTARDS

 

http://www.doyourownpestcontrol.com/silverfish.jpg'>

 

that's the ugliest fastest piece of shit, east of the pecos

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Guest beardo

you guys should tune into the national geographic channel. i just saw a show on 'taboo' eating habits. realize that some cultures eat roaches and the like for fun :dazed: oofhah

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Guest imported_El Mamerro

I don't know Pilau, I think silverfish are pretty rad.

 

They look like robots.

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