RumPuncher Posted May 25, 2004 Share Posted May 25, 2004 wow.... nothing really complements a meal like barfing and shitting your pants! http://www.mmmeatshops.com/en/images/productCat/products/245.jpg'> FUCK YOU chicken balls and chicken fried rice too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 25, 2004 Share Posted May 25, 2004 probably did. <meow> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted May 25, 2004 Share Posted May 25, 2004 90% of food poisonings have something to do with chicken...horrible, get well homie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 25, 2004 Share Posted May 25, 2004 yeah... lets just say I'm not eating there ever again. but I'm feeling much better now, and slimmer too! Fuck the SouthBeach diet.... rock the Puke-Out-Guts diet! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted May 25, 2004 Share Posted May 25, 2004 kung pao kitty! :lol: I got food poisoning from my favorite mexican restaurant once...but since I've been going there for a long ass time...I still go back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atrocks Posted May 25, 2004 Share Posted May 25, 2004 sounds pretty bad man...if u eat at iffy type places u should drink soem alcohol with the food just in case... i had a bad runin with carls jr. recently...been having the shits for a few days now....and its funny that in spite of all the roach coach type places i eat at ....the only ones i get sick from are the places like carls jr. and mcdonalds and shit..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoink Posted May 25, 2004 Share Posted May 25, 2004 haha! how much weight did you end up losing? I got it once in high school, I lost 10-12 pounds in four days or so, it was nooooot fun. that little episode has kept me away from ravioli ever since. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 25, 2004 Share Posted May 25, 2004 well I didnt really loose much weight, but I seriously flattened my stomach for a day. It's just a bad feeling bacause there's nothing left inside you, and like cilone said, you get dehydrated. I wasnt that bad, but I felt much slimmer around the middle. Especially after being beer bloated all weekend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted May 25, 2004 Share Posted May 25, 2004 yeah, im straight on chinatown after coughing up bok choy like i got hair balls while im puking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted May 25, 2004 Share Posted May 25, 2004 I am very surprised I didn't get any food poisoning this weekend after the extremely unsanitary conditions we were eating in while camping. One moment I am petting a stray puppy that looks diseased as hell with nearly no hair left, the next I'm eating ribs (which had actually fallen on the floor prior to cooking and still had sand, bits of leaf, and probably assorted insects stuck on it) with my unwashed hands. My stomach of steel is only surpassed by my brain's run-on sentence constructor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarahyoulose Posted May 25, 2004 Share Posted May 25, 2004 i got food poisoning from a custard filled donut i puked everthing up for like 2 days nuff said that i never eat Boston Creams ever or even filled donuts (minus krispy kremes) and if i see someone eating boston creams it makes me wanna hurl :yuck: :yuck: :yuck: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EyeforAnEYE Posted May 25, 2004 Share Posted May 25, 2004 yet another reason why I dont eat meat. I don't wanna get poisoned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted May 25, 2004 Share Posted May 25, 2004 My brother got food poisoning from KFC once. He tried building a ramp up to his bed and spent the night puking up and cursing George Costanza (Jason Alexander was the KFC spoekesman, remember).... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 25, 2004 Share Posted May 25, 2004 Damn You Costanza! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubejinxed Posted May 25, 2004 Share Posted May 25, 2004 Originally posted by <KEY3> wow.... nothing really complements a meal like barfing and shitting your pants! did you barf and shit at the same time? wow.. i bet the propulsion from one cancelled out the other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted May 25, 2004 Share Posted May 25, 2004 ^I've always imagined that that combination (as well as burping/farting) would create a serious air pressure problem and cause an implosion of the abdomen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 25, 2004 Share Posted May 25, 2004 yes ube... I imploded. Vacuum Effect. :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted May 25, 2004 Share Posted May 25, 2004 i had food poisoning once from chinese food. except it was from my campus' eatery. i'm now scared of eggplant. cant eat it anymore which is a shame since i used to like it a lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubejinxed Posted May 25, 2004 Share Posted May 25, 2004 Originally posted by El Mamerro ^I've always imagined that that combination (as well as burping/farting) would create a serious air pressure problem and cause an implosion of the abdomen. you know i was just looking up the origin (within the body) of a fart and a burp because i think they come from different places so it wouldn't cause an implosion since they would be expelling air from different places, but i came upon this great site and information. OFF TOPIC: http://www.heptune.com/farts.html Where does fart gas come from? The gas in our intestines comes from several sources: air we swallow, gas seeping into our intestines from our blood, gas produced by chemical reactions in our guts, and gas produced by bacteria living in our guts. The longer a fart is held in, the larger the proportion of inert nitrogen it contains, because the other gases tend to be absorbed into the bloodstream through the walls of the intestine. What makes farts stink? The odor of farts comes from small amounts of hydrogen sulfide gas and mercaptans in the mixture. These compounds contain sulfur. Nitrogen-rich compounds such as skatole and indole also add to the stench of farts. The more sulfur-rich your diet, the more sulfides and mercaptans will be produced by the bacteria in your guts, and the more your farts will stink. Foods such as cauliflower, eggs and meat are notorious for producing smelly farts, whereas beans produce large amounts of not particularly stinky farts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 25, 2004 Share Posted May 25, 2004 ^ which is odd because a vegatable has to really go bad before it gets toxic. chicken, fish or eggs can be just slightly bad and you'll go green. *:sick: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubejinxed Posted May 25, 2004 Share Posted May 25, 2004 i found that page very informative. i suggest reading it. it also confirms that silent farts ARE the deadly ones.... ahaha and warmer too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 25, 2004 Share Posted May 25, 2004 please believe I found out about the DEADLIEST fart. haha... ube brings the fart knoledge that would make a 3rd grade boy blush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted May 25, 2004 Share Posted May 25, 2004 Big ups for the Wisdom of Fartosity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timemachine Posted May 25, 2004 Share Posted May 25, 2004 hahah word to farts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 blaazed Posted May 25, 2004 Share Posted May 25, 2004 lately there has been signs all over my nieghborhood saying dont eat the chinese food at the chinese place it gave my husband food poisining...pretty funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted May 25, 2004 Share Posted May 25, 2004 http://www.kak.ru/images/archive/13-14/molodezhfest/REPORT/9.jpg'> "DING!!! LOOK AT ME I'M A FUCKING JACKASS" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarahyoulose Posted May 25, 2004 Share Posted May 25, 2004 Originally posted by CILONE/SK This reminds me of this scene from van wilder http://img33.photobucket.com/albums/v99/ciltwo/vanwilder2.jpg'> speaking of that movie i literally gagged when i saw that scene i had a little bit of barf in my mouth watching that fucking disgusting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUCK FUSH Posted May 25, 2004 Share Posted May 25, 2004 i got food poisoning once from left over chicken. i was stuck at a wrestling tournament for 12 hours. all i remember was tripping in between sweaty naps which id wake up from throw up and repeat trip,nap, puke. it fucking sucked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 25, 2004 Share Posted May 25, 2004 yeah.... I should have known better than to eat at a place with this out front. http://www.ruby-online.co.uk/blog/mrpong.jpg'> not my face obviously Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinyl junkie Posted May 25, 2004 Share Posted May 25, 2004 i had the worst food poisoning of my life a few months ago... me and this girl went to a much hyped burger joint for the first time, and ended up spending the next 4 days glued to her bed watching tv because neither of us wanted to be more than 30 feet away from a toilet at any time... that also meant 4 days in bed with a girl and no sex... fuck food poisoning... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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