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<span style='color:pink'>yesterday i got so fucking shitfaced. i passed out by 7:00. after work 5 of my buddies and myself went to the bar and dropped $386.00 on happy hour. my friends were telling everyone they knew at the bar that we were still celebrating my 21st birthday and we will be for a week, so everyone was buying me shots of jager and carbombs. came to at about 10 and went to some guys pool party, said "fuck this, parting is played out, the new thing to do is go home and sleep, that's all the rage now, sleep is where it's at" and went home and went to sleep, because it's the cool thing to do.</span>

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NYC SECT:

 

Soon enough... I'm talking in the next few months here (all funds are tied up for a while) I'm going to throw a knightbats beer-bq barmitzva/blowout (I'm not jewish but maybe someone is so I can have more B's in that sentence). No for sure date yet, but I'm aiming for Late August or mid-Septemberish as I hate any and all heat/humidity.

 

I've been meaning to meet a lot of you b/cats but I've been Sysiphus busy with projects, work and school... I've even blown a couple people off inadvertantly which I feel sorta dick-ish about.

Consider this a pre-emptive warning strike: I will be trying to pull a bunch of us together soon enough for all sorts of general debauchery.

 

http://www.hillcity-comics.com/graphic_novels/bat/nightwing_knight_in_bludhaven.jpg'>

 

P.S. IQUIT, can I be Knightwing instead? Agent26 was a Get Smart impulse I've since re-thought.

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Gatita and anyone interested in banging an olsen twin...

I've been on the waiting list for like 6 months, and I have heard back once that they delayed my decision again. However, my neighbor just got back from Columbia and the prelaw advisor over there said NYU is going to have a bunch of openings in the near future so I'm keeping my fingers crossed. But not getting my hopes up like I did for Columbia. The fucking bitches. Fuck yo budget cut. Anyway orientation for everywhere is august 19 so I'll know before then...

 

and why are you ignoring me on myspace? Hmmmm?

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ha. i wonder if thats really the flash. i gotta check it out later wen i dont have random ppl around. im worried i may get redirected to sum pr0n or sumthin inappropriate. and then im gonna check out this gatita-myspace noise going on.

 

anyone think i should get down with myspace?

 

and i agree about sleep. but lately my sleepings been fucked up. :o

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Originally posted by Milton

Well the thing is I rep Seattle, but in about 3 and a half weeks I'm gonna either be repping LA or if I'm extremely lucky NYC. So knightbats keep your fingers crossed that I get into NYU or Cornell...

 

Can I be the Knightbats Hustler Extrordinaire?

 

GOOD LUCK!!!!! If they were smart they will both want you! =)

 

I rep San Francisco and Houston, yeeehaw!

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not quite funny enough for a thread but kinda funny anyways. extra funny because ksk sent it to me and he's gettin married in 3 weeks.

 

 

 

 

Dear Tech Support,

 

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of new space and valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure.

 

In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during system initialisation, where it monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Drunken Boys Night 2.5 and Saturday Football 5.0 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected.

 

I cannot seem to keep wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run some of my other favorite applications. I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall does not work on this program.

 

Can you please help me !!!???

 

Thanks,

A TROUBLED USER

 

 

------------------------------------------------------------

Dear TROUBLED USER,

 

This is a very common problem men complain about, but is mostly due to a primary misconception. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by it's creator to run everything.

 

It is unlikely you would be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0. Hidden operating files within your system would cause Girlfriend 7.0 to emulate Wife 1.0 so nothing is gained. It is impossible to uninstall, delete, or purge the program files from the system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this.

 

Some have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up with more problems than the original system. Look in your manual under "Warnings- Alimony/Child support". I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and deal with the situation.

 

I suggest installing background application program C:YES DEAR to alleviate software augmentation. Having installed Wife 1.0 myself, I might also suggest you read the entire section regarding General Partnership Faults (GPFs). You must assume all responsibility for faults and problems that might occur, regardless of their cause. The best course of action will be to enter the command C:APOLOGISE. In any case avoid excessive use of C:YES DEAR because ultimately you may have to give the APOLOGISE command before the operating system will return to normal. The system will run smoothly as long as you take the blame for all the GPFs.

 

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but very high-maintenance. Consider buying additional software to improve the performance of Wife 1.0. I recommend Flowers 3.1 and Diamonds 2K. Do not, under any circumstances install Secretary with Short Skirt 3.3. This is not a supported application for Wife 1.0 and is likely to cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

 

Best of Luck,

Tech Support

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Originally posted by ksk

yo yo check this out . . .

 

ksks the krame sac killa

way fuckin bigga

than magilla gorilla

fuck the thrilla in manilla

i'm the illest blunt filla

 

kb's only golf-pro

so act like ya know

and keep tabs on ur ho

bro

cause if u ain't kb i'm gonna tap her fo' sho'

 

goin yard never buntin'

reppin philly always stuntin'

 

fuck with kb, don't be silly

my crew is big willy

winter time gets chilly

pass the motha fuckin philly . . .

 

just a little rhyme to try to earn my spot on the kb roster!!!

-ksk

 

 

hahaha. in order to fully appreciate the dopeness of ksk's e-cipher skills, you need to picture a dude in a suit working a high level sales team manager position working for fox entertainment earning 100K a year typing this at his desk at work. hahaha, a true playa.

 

 

 

gliko, dopeness. knightbats going all multimedia n shit.

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Originally posted by gatita

Heres another one, not as weird, but his image of that baby is freakin me out...

This was his message: hell low...

 

add me pls.. mowgli0friendly@hotmail.com

 

profile: http://www.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseactio...=20040728102012

 

:confused:

 

when weird myspace people hit on you, you need to post the msg here. than we all laugh. then you send him the link so he can feel dumb.

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Originally posted by Glik0

Oh and here's another thing.

 

thank for adding me on the KB account in myspace.

 

Fuckers, using two of my pictures, but nooooo dont fucking add me.

 

real ill.

 

shit. gooch gave me the info for the myspace account but i lost it. it's gooch's responsibility. someone else can take it over if they want. i really don't want to do it and i dont think gooch does either.

 

PS. knightbats needs to stand for something. lots of things.

 

such as:

 

killing ninjas in glass houses that bit a teams strategy.

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