CinchedWaist Posted July 21, 2004 Share Posted July 21, 2004 http://www-personal.umich.edu/~phyl/anthro/survey/tarsier.gif'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted July 21, 2004 Author Share Posted July 21, 2004 i want one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CinchedWaist Posted July 21, 2004 Share Posted July 21, 2004 no. their in the philippine jungles. let them be. rawr. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nekro Posted July 21, 2004 Share Posted July 21, 2004 Ultimate Christian Wrestling!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gatita Posted July 21, 2004 Share Posted July 21, 2004 [begin digging my own hole] Weird question.. uhh my friend wants to know.. how do you get rid of a hickey or at least make it fade [and dont say time, please]? [/end of digging hole] Thanks guys. :D :o :rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CinchedWaist Posted July 21, 2004 Share Posted July 21, 2004 i've heard visine works. but i think thats crap. cold spoons? make up and turtlenecks. too bad its summer. my mom would always find out anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gatita Posted July 21, 2004 Share Posted July 21, 2004 ^^ apparently my friend swears by this "ice it and rub the teeth of a comb" method. Im trying it. Lets hope this puppy works. I just might have to wear low pigtails for the next week. Haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nekro Posted July 21, 2004 Share Posted July 21, 2004 Just use some cover up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EyeforAnEYE Posted July 21, 2004 Share Posted July 21, 2004 I've heard massaging the hickey works, I don't know though. Wasn't there a thread about this here a few days ago? there was some helpful tips in there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted July 21, 2004 Share Posted July 21, 2004 Originally posted by iquit my girl practically lives with me so i dont get a lot of private time. i had to settle for real pussy. it sucked. who wants real sex when you can watch 2 girls suck off a guy and spit cum into each others mouths? with statements like that i am afraid i am gonna read a thread from you like "pics of my new fake pussy" with pics like this attached: http://www.forbiddenvibrations.com/images/5283.jpg'> http://www.pocketpokin.dicktreat.com/full/PlasticPussy_0002.jpg'> i am worried bro, i am worried! :lol: :lol: :lol: unless i am the guy in the video, REAL sex with a hot female (or two) will ALWAYS win! porn is good when i am in that "i dont want to be bothered cuddeling after" mood, or when i can't get real sex.....which has been the trend as of late. **sigh** :o :o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milton Posted July 21, 2004 Share Posted July 21, 2004 Crazy ass dreams have invaded my sleep. I am upset. Has anyone noticed that people in your dreams don't look like they actually look in life, but you know who it is? I usually can't beat people up in dreams, but this dude was talking shit so I left his face sideways and stole his girl... Cause I'm a PIIIIIIMP... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gatita Posted July 21, 2004 Share Posted July 21, 2004 I <3 Morrissey. That is all. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted July 21, 2004 Share Posted July 21, 2004 i didn't want to make a whole new thread so.... here's the question: bad sex or no sex? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CinchedWaist Posted July 21, 2004 Share Posted July 21, 2004 none + masturbation I think bad sex is worse for the girl than the guy, tho. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CinchedWaist Posted July 21, 2004 Share Posted July 21, 2004 nevermind. i think it can be equally bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milton Posted July 21, 2004 Share Posted July 21, 2004 Bad sex is teh suck... Usually I just stop the whole ordeal. Cause usually if it's that bad it's not gonna last long anyway. Yaknaw'msayin? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted July 21, 2004 Share Posted July 21, 2004 Originally posted by iquit "what is pizznurple?" :lol:</span> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted July 22, 2004 Author Share Posted July 22, 2004 i can enjoy sex with girls that are bad at it. just take control and get the job done. but bad blowjobs. that's just a fuckin nightmare. hey, can we get back to the 12oz jeopardy thing? i need five good categories. i guess they don't all have to be 12oz related. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted July 22, 2004 Share Posted July 22, 2004 NO. THEY DO. 12oz Trends was a good ones since there was 500 of them, like who started the whole firsts thing, etc. Some of us older 12oz member KBs with no lives could help with that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nekro Posted July 22, 2004 Share Posted July 22, 2004 Tease's shitty life. Mammero's Drinking Exploits Wonk Saggin. E Crews of 12oz What's eating seeking? 12oz Homegirls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 blaazed Posted July 22, 2004 Share Posted July 22, 2004 my mind is somewhere else.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gatita Posted July 22, 2004 Share Posted July 22, 2004 I think I should start a thread called "Gatita's 2 cents for this evening" or something along the lines.. anyway, on the bad sex tip, I had a booty call once with one of my friends. God damn.. it was horrible. The dude is older too, so I expected him to know wtf he was doing. I was wrong. First off I dont think he ever learned what 'foreplay' means, and within 5 minutes whipped out a condom. Secondly, he came in two seconds. Thirdly, he was even aware of how much he sucked, because after hes like... 'was that okay?? you look like youre not happy.' Im like 'noooo hehe just shut up.' Guys, if a girl says be quiet after a sexual encounter, it usually means you sucked, or shes orgasming and wants to lay there in paradise. But you probably would know the difference. Another tip; giving head. Guys, tell us how a girl can be bad? Because Ive never been able to figure out how a girl cant understand how to give a blowjob. Its not that fucking hard. If anything I feel bad for guys, the vagina is a complex organ. :D word. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milton Posted July 22, 2004 Share Posted July 22, 2004 TOO MUCH TEETH! No seriously, a lot of girls don't have any idea what they're doing, and it's not a specific thing, just their whole way of going about it is off. Like I was with a girl that completely hated doing it, so she'd just realize I wanted something in return and grab it and start bobbing. But not in a good way in a "hurry up and skeet skeet skeet so I can go to bed" way. Don't do that... Just to be fair, I know my share of chicks that don't know what "foreplay" means, the last girl I was kind of seeing used to be like "uhhh okay, we can start now." It made me feel kind of cheap, and I liked it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 blaazed Posted July 22, 2004 Share Posted July 22, 2004 Skeet skeet skeet skeet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gatita Posted July 22, 2004 Share Posted July 22, 2004 This shithead I dated for 6 months on and off [as in, we broke up and got back together 5 times about] used to actually say "okay, sex now?" [and he literally said it like that, damn English boys.. no offense uk kids, haha] Blaaaaaaah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted July 22, 2004 Author Share Posted July 22, 2004 bad blowjobs are too soft and tickly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gatita Posted July 22, 2004 Share Posted July 22, 2004 Depeche Mode's Exciter is one hell of an album. Yuh yuh yes. :D ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mindvapors Posted July 22, 2004 Share Posted July 22, 2004 Originally posted by iquit bad blowjobs are too soft and tickly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mindvapors Posted July 22, 2004 Share Posted July 22, 2004 oh, and girls, think: head=lollipop :dazed: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nekro Posted July 22, 2004 Share Posted July 22, 2004 Yes, and the bottom is the tastiest part of said lollipop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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