Guest Posted May 14, 2004 Share Posted May 14, 2004 ....... is best done in the shower! getting dirty and clean at the same time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUCK FUSH Posted May 14, 2004 Share Posted May 14, 2004 Originally posted by Devilush butt sex=good Wait a second...is tis actual proof of a lady liking it. i suggested it once and she laughed and thought i was joking...anyway the way i heard the urban legend was that the girl shat on her new couch. the dad comes home and askes what the stains are from and she blaims it on the dog, murpy, at which point the father shoots the dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earo 35 Posted May 14, 2004 Share Posted May 14, 2004 that reminds me of the southpark episode where timmy gets in that band, and when the kids have take ritalin..... penises.. vaginas.... buttsex!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nekro Posted May 14, 2004 Share Posted May 14, 2004 Stimulates the prostate/internal clitoral tissues, thats why people like it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InnerCityRebel Posted May 14, 2004 Share Posted May 14, 2004 Been there done that.I will only go after it if the girl brings it up.I much rather have a girl give me head instead though...:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gfreshsushi Posted May 14, 2004 Share Posted May 14, 2004 this is a quote that i just have to share from a conversation with my roommate last night: gfresh: "so how are things going with (insert girlfriend's name here)?" roommate: "i don't know, she's not as freaky as i'd like her to be. i just can't get comfortable knowing that if i pulled my dick out of her ass and it had shit all over it, she wouldn't lick it off." eew. my roommate is a freak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seppuku Posted May 15, 2004 Share Posted May 15, 2004 http://img42.photobucket.com/albums/v129/seanthelazyboy/cool_pic.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRAMPS Posted May 15, 2004 Author Share Posted May 15, 2004 haha^ i find that butt sex is more of a joke than anything.. friend: my girlfriend is being sutch a bitch to me. "ted":dude...stick it in her butt..show her who's boss. {insert slappy hand fight till both are tired} together: hahahahaha...hey...thats my girlfriend you talking about! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Im Broke Posted May 15, 2004 Share Posted May 15, 2004 dont got a condom... put it in her ass... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mullet Posted May 15, 2004 Share Posted May 15, 2004 When the red river is flowin take the dirt track Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
$360 Posted May 15, 2004 Share Posted May 15, 2004 most girls say its not on the menu. well, that was before i went to art school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
test pattern Posted May 15, 2004 Share Posted May 15, 2004 Originally posted by CRAMPS HAHAH^ goo! did you guys ever hear that urban myth about anal sex, where this couple are doing it at the girls house, and everything is going "smoothly" when the parents come home early durring the buttsex...the girl freaks out and tenses up "making her tight" and they pulls out suddenly which pulls her rectum outside causing an "ass tulip" and poo goes everywhere.. then the parents have to take her to the hospital to get her rectum put back inside her. as funny as it sounds...i wonder if that has ever happend? what you're thinking of is a prolapsed rectum. read up on it. it's some crazy shit (no pun intended). i don't think it can be caused by yanking the penis out quickly. if you manage to pull of dry anal and even get deep enough to pull out, then your girl is definitely rugged enough to handle it when daddy finds out about it. she'd probably kick his ass hands down. that shit has to hurt. usually, you can use lube or vagnial secretions, in which case a combination of this and sweat will make it a very easy, very wet slide after a couple of minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
test pattern Posted May 15, 2004 Share Posted May 15, 2004 Originally posted by mullet When the red river is flowin take the dirt track when the red river's flowin' don't be a pussy if you want sex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable Posted May 15, 2004 Share Posted May 15, 2004 http://home.clara.net/sadler.home/balti/misc/dirty-sanchez.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted May 15, 2004 Share Posted May 15, 2004 My fingers/room smell like butt and beer...Not good..At least there was a girl lying next to me this morning...:D Alcohol is the work of the Devil,....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trick Posted May 15, 2004 Share Posted May 15, 2004 you guys may enjoy but, (no pun intended) imagine our (the females) pain the first couple a times. imagine trying to push a skittle through your pee hole Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
test pattern Posted May 15, 2004 Share Posted May 15, 2004 Originally posted by Trick you guys may enjoy but, (no pun intended) imagine our (the females) pain the first couple a times. imagine trying to push a skittle through your pee hole do you partake in dry anal, ma'am? i know you have taken a shit fatter than the average penis plenty of times. density may be an issue, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Peanut Posted May 15, 2004 Share Posted May 15, 2004 Originally posted by Jackson Banging girls in the anal doesnt appeal really hah banging in the anal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trick Posted May 15, 2004 Share Posted May 15, 2004 my point was not that it's not fun or that it's bad only that at first it hurts. yeah there are big turds but ask any girl, it hurts the first coupkle of times. I'm not a constantly butt fucked person... hehehehe.....so it takes a little while to fully enjoy the rarity of anal sex. and to the person who said that they like it when girls are into it, we're....... we'll i can't say that because i can't speak for every girl but i want it when i'm horny and have been fucking regular for a while. you can't just butt fuck right away. it's like against the law or something. oh and rule number one NO LUBE = NO SHIT TUBE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted May 15, 2004 Share Posted May 15, 2004 Amazing,,Who would've thought...:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sludgenuts Posted May 15, 2004 Share Posted May 15, 2004 "i wouldnt fuck you w/ your husbands dick you fucking crazy ass bitch" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUCK FUSH Posted May 16, 2004 Share Posted May 16, 2004 Originally posted by Trick NO LUBE = NO SHIT TUBE. SHIT TUBE= poopdick??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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