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Originally posted by CRAMPS

these questions have been asked by many,and sometimes ansered by their parents....wich is funny..

 

Ha ha ha ha.

 

But seriously, it's something i want to do, purely because i've never done it before. My girl's kind of alluded to it a couple of times before, but chickened out at the last minute.

Even without having done it, i still kinda agree with gfreshsushi. Why order the special when you're happy with the regular?

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Originally posted by CILONE/SK

I also remeber another time when this girl was fucking her boyfriend at a party and they came out of the bedroom and there was shit on the bed. It seems she had some muscle spasm and couldn't stop herself from shitting all over the place.

 

HAHAH^ goo!

 

 

did you guys ever hear that urban myth about anal sex, where this couple are doing it at the girls house, and everything is going "smoothly" when the parents come home early durring the buttsex...the girl freaks out and tenses up "making her tight" and they pulls out suddenly which pulls her rectum outside causing an "ass tulip" and poo goes everywhere..

 

then the parents have to take her to the hospital to get her rectum put back inside her.

 

 

 

as funny as it sounds...i wonder if that has ever happend?

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Originally posted by CRAMPS

HAHAH^ goo!

 

 

did you guys ever hear that urban myth about anal sex, where this couple are doing it at the girls house, and everything is going "smoothly" when the parents come home early durring the buttsex...the girl freaks out and tenses up "making her tight" and they pulls out suddenly which pulls her rectum outside causing an "ass tulip" and poo goes everywhere..

 

then the parents have to take her to the hospital to get her rectum put back inside her.

 

 

 

as funny as it sounds...i wonder if that has ever happend?

 

Well usually you would use a lube of some sort, in which case even if she tightend up you should still be able to slide out.. but if not.. i mean no lube, i would imagine it being more along the lines of an internal carpet burn.

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what about the other urban myth where the dudes doing some girl in the butt and he takes his dick out in the middle or whatever and theres a piece of corn on the tip of his dick, so he gets all grossed out and starts puking all over her back. the girl, for whatever reason doesnt hear the puking noises and thinks hes cumming so she starts rubbing it in and shit. haha :lol: :lol: :lol:

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....... is best done in the shower!

 

getting dirty and clean at the same time!

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Originally posted by Devilush

butt sex=good

 

Wait a second...is tis actual proof of a lady liking it. i suggested it once and she laughed and thought i was joking...anyway the way i heard the urban legend was that the girl shat on her new couch. the dad comes home and askes what the stains are from and she blaims it on the dog, murpy, at which point the father shoots the dog.

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that reminds me of the southpark episode where timmy gets in that band, and when the kids have take ritalin..... penises.. vaginas.... buttsex!!!!

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Stimulates the prostate/internal clitoral tissues, thats why people like it.

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this is a quote that i just have to share from a conversation with my roommate last night:

 

gfresh: "so how are things going with (insert girlfriend's name here)?"

roommate: "i don't know, she's not as freaky as i'd like her to be. i just can't get comfortable knowing that if i pulled my dick out of her ass and it had shit all over it, she wouldn't lick it off."

 

eew. my roommate is a freak.

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haha^ i find that butt sex is more of a joke than anything..

 

 

friend: my girlfriend is being sutch a bitch to me.

"ted":dude...stick it in her butt..show her who's boss.

{insert slappy hand fight till both are tired}

 

together: hahahahaha...hey...thats my girlfriend you talking about!

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most girls say its not on the menu.

 

 

well, that was before i went to art school.

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Originally posted by CRAMPS

HAHAH^ goo!

 

 

did you guys ever hear that urban myth about anal sex, where this couple are doing it at the girls house, and everything is going "smoothly" when the parents come home early durring the buttsex...the girl freaks out and tenses up "making her tight" and they pulls out suddenly which pulls her rectum outside causing an "ass tulip" and poo goes everywhere..

 

then the parents have to take her to the hospital to get her rectum put back inside her.

 

 

 

as funny as it sounds...i wonder if that has ever happend?

what you're thinking of is a prolapsed rectum. read up on it. it's some crazy shit (no pun intended). i don't think it can be caused by yanking the penis out quickly. if you manage to pull of dry anal and even get deep enough to pull out, then your girl is definitely rugged enough to handle it when daddy finds out about it. she'd probably kick his ass hands down. that shit has to hurt. usually, you can use lube or vagnial secretions, in which case a combination of this and sweat will make it a very easy, very wet slide after a couple of minutes.

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Originally posted by mullet

When the red river is flowin

take the dirt track

when the red river's flowin'

don't be a pussy if you want sex

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My fingers/room smell like butt and beer...Not good..At least there was a girl lying next to me this morning...:D

 

Alcohol is the work of the Devil,.......

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you guys may enjoy but, (no pun intended) imagine our (the females) pain the first couple a times. imagine trying to push a skittle through your pee hole

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Originally posted by Trick

you guys may enjoy but, (no pun intended) imagine our (the females) pain the first couple a times. imagine trying to push a skittle through your pee hole

do you partake in dry anal, ma'am? i know you have taken a shit fatter than the average penis plenty of times. density may be an issue, though.

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my point was not that it's not fun or that it's bad only that at first it hurts. yeah there are big turds but ask any girl, it hurts the first coupkle of times. I'm not a constantly butt fucked person... hehehehe.....so it takes a little while to fully enjoy the rarity of anal sex. and to the person who said that they like it when girls are into it, we're....... we'll i can't say that because i can't speak for every girl but i want it when i'm horny and have been fucking regular for a while. you can't just butt fuck right away. it's like against the law or something. oh and rule number one

 

NO LUBE = NO SHIT TUBE.

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