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song at your funeral

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And take the last minute to let my body recede slowly back into the earth....



The only reason I look forward to dying

6 minutes? attention whore!


haha jk... real talk though, i think ecstasy of gold followed by a long, wet fart would be funny


i hope i see one of my favourite comedians tape a postmortem release special, shown live at his funeral... think about it - some dude looking sick in a hospital bed or whatnot, joking about how he knows how gross he must look by that point, looking down & "eugh"ing at himself, making all the people at said funeral laugh their ass off & reassuring them that there is no reason to be THAT sad because we all gotta go sometimes, etc & that he has had a fulfilling life, letting them leave on a happy note, after an epic legendary postmortem one-time screening at whoevers funeral


runonsentenceoner... but that shit would vast & wild & kool. just a thought where two worlds collided

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