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(True Story)

 

AROUND A MONTH AGO I'M IN A "VIDEO" STORE, WINDOW-SHOPPIN FOR A POCKET-PUSSY,

I FINALLY SEE THE ONE THAT LOOKS "GOOD", PRICE-WISE AND QUALITY IN MIND OF COURSE.

SO I SNEEK UP TO THE REGISTER AND PUT IT ON THE COUNTER,

CREEPY OLDER DUDE RINGS IT UP,

 

AND THEN IT HAPPENS,,,,,,,,,,

 

RIGHT HAND ON THE REGISTER,

AND WITH HIS LEFT HAND HE TAPS THE BOX 3 TIMES,

LOOKS ME IN THE EYES WITH HIS CREEPY EYES NOT FLINTCHING AND SAYS:

 

"THIS IS A GOOD MODEL"

 

NOW HOW IN THE EFF AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY ROCKS OFF WITH THIS PEICE OF RUBBER

THIS CREEPER APPARENTLY KNOWS TO PERFECTION,

AND FEELS HE NEEDS TO MENTOR ME IN MY MASTURBATING?

AND HAD TO LOOK ME IN THE EYE AND TAP MY SOON TO BE POCKET-PUSSY!!!

 

NO SALE DUE TO HIS "STORE" NOT ACCEPTING CREDIT-CARDS.

 

THERE's MY OUT.

*DEFINATELY LESS HORRIBLE THE 2 TIMES I HAD TO BUY ASIAN PORN FROM ASIAN WOMEN AT THE REGISTER.

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