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Randi Altschul

Randice-Lisa Altschul invented the world's first disposable cell phone.

 

Mary Anderson

Mary Anderson invented the windshield wiper. Anderson was issued a patent for the wipers in 1905.

 

Virginia Apgar

Apgar invented a newborn scoring system or "Apgar Score" for assessing the health of newborn infants.

 

Barbara Askins

Developed a totally new way of processing film.

 

Patricia Bath

The first African American woman doctor to receive a patent for a medical invention.

 

Miriam E. Benjamin

Ms. Benjamin was the second black woman inventor to receive a patent. She received a patent for an invention she called a "Gong and

Signal Chair for Hotels".

 

Patricia Billings

Patricia Billings invented a indestructible and fireproof building material called Geobond®.

 

Katherine Blodgett

Invented the non-reflecting glass.

 

Bessie Blount

Blount invented a device to help disabled people eat with less difficulty.

 

Sarah Boone

An improvement to the ironing board was invented by African American Sarah Boone on April 26, 1892.

 

Rachel Fuller Brown

Rachel Brown co-invented Nystatin, the world's first useful antifungal antibiotic.

 

Josephine Garis Cochran

In 1886, Josephine Cochran invented the first practical dishwasher.

 

Martha J. Coston

Martha Coston invented a pyrotechnic signaling system known as maritime signal flares.

 

Dianne Croteau

Invented Actar 911, the CPR mannequin.

 

Marie Curie

Marie Curie also known as Madame Curie discovered radium and furthered x-ray technology.

 

Marion Donovan

The convenient disposable diaper was invented by New Yorker Marion Donovan in 1950.

 

Gertrude Belle Elion

Elion invented the leukemia-fighting drug 6-mercaptopurine, drugs that facilitated kidney transplants and other drugs for the treatment of cancer and leukemia.

 

Edith Flanigen

Flanigen was the inventor of a petroleum refining method and is considered one of the most inventive chemists of all time.

 

Helen Free

Free was the inventor of the home diabetes test.

 

Sally Fox

Sally Fox invented naturally-colored cotton.

 

Frances Gabe

Gabe invented the "Self Cleaning House".

 

Lillian Gilbreth

Lillian Moller Gilbreth was an inventor, author, industrial engineer, industrial psychologist, and mother of twelve children.

 

Sarah E. Goode

Sarah Goode was the first African American women to receive a U.S. patent.

 

Bette Nesmith Graham

Graham invented liquid paper, also known as White-Out™.

 

Temple Grandin

Temple Grandin invented livestock-handling devices.

 

KK Gregory

KK Gregory is the ten-year old inventor of Wristies®.

 

Ruth Handler

The Barbie doll was invented in 1959 by Ruth Handler.

 

Elizabeth Lee Hazen

Elizabeth Hazen co-invented Nystatin, the world's first useful antifungal antibiotic.

 

Beulah Henry

All told, Henry made about 110 inventions and holds 49 patents.

 

Dorothy Crowfoot Hodgkin

Hodgkin used x-rays to find the structural layouts of atoms and to discover the overall molecular shape of over 100 molecules including: penicillin, vitamin B-12, vitamin D and insulin.

 

Krisztina Holly

Co-invented the telephony software called Visual Voice.

 

Erna Schneider Hoover

Hoover invented the computerized telephone switching system.

 

Grace Hopper

Grace Hopper was a computer inventor best known for the Mark computer series.

 

Mary Phelps Jacob

Mary Phelps Jacob invented the bra.

 

Amanda Theodosia Jones

Jones re-invented American food production by inventing vacuum packed canning.

 

Marjorie Stewart Joyner

Joyner invented a permanent wave machine that would allow a hairdo to stay set for days.

 

Anna Keichline

Architect, Anna Keichline created inventions for the home.

 

Mary Kies: Patenting Pioneer

Kies was the first women to receive a U.S. patent on May 15, 1809.

 

Gabriele Knecht

Patented the Forward Sleeve design for creating clothing.

 

Margaret Knight

Margaret Knight was an employee in a paper bag factory when she invented a new machine part to make square bottoms for paper bags. Knight can be considered the mother of the grocery bag, she founded the Eastern Paper Bag Company in 1870.

 

Stephanie Louise Kwolek

Kwolek invented a material five times stronger than steel called Kevlar.

 

Hedy Lamarr

Lamarr was a movie star and inventor.

 

Ada Lovelace

Wrote a scientific paper in 1843 that anticipated the development of computer software artificial intelligence and computer music.

 

Sybilla Masters - First American Woman Inventor

Masters was the first American female inventor in recorded history, but no doubt women have been inventing since the dawn of time without the deserved recognition.

 

Ann Moore

Invented the Snugli baby carrier.

 

Krysta Morlan

Krysta Morlan invented a device that relieves the irritation caused by wearing a cast - the cast cooler. (bit random!?)

 

Ellen Ochoa

Ochoa invented optical analysis systems and was the world's first Hispanic female astronaut.

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my roommate cock blocked me from fucking this stripper.

 

he then proceeded to call this dude i want dead and his ex girlfriend over to kick it

 

said dude and the ex once fucked him over, the dude setup my roommates ex to blow some other dude on the cool, this was heart breaker for my roommate - BUT THEY'RE ALL KICKING IT AT A BAR TONIGHT

 

 

i fucking jumped into the god damn twilight zone.

 

i want out.

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Yesterday, 11:19 PM tumblr_lmau7nH0qj1qjv0r8o1_500.png

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Randi Altschul Posted Today 12:07 AM

 

etc. etc. etc.

Randice-Lisa Altschul invented the world's first disposable cell phone.

 

Mary Anderson

Mary Anderson invented the windshield wiper. Anderson was issued a patent for the wipers in 1905.

 

Virginia Apgar

Apgar invented a newborn scoring system or "Apgar Score" for assessing the health of newborn infants.

 

 

took more than 10 seconds

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My first stolen car was a VW Fox,,

learned stick the same day....

Feisty fucking cars...So we blew it up...

Probably did the owner a favor.

 

Mercury sable. Left it flipped over, in the woods, and smoking after having a death race on a 2 mi. backroad.

 

Not a real death race, but good enough to be throwing lit blunts back and fourth from each car, and to flip a station wagon

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