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FREE BILL STICKERS!

ITS MY MONEY AND I NEED IT NOW!

APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FORHEAD!

 

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Actually I was thinking of something more along the lines of when I found the skull in the woods, the first thing I did was call the police. But then I got curious about it. I picked it up, and started wondering who this person was, and why he had deer horns. If I was the head of a country that lost a war, and I had to sign a peace treaty, just as I was signing, I'd glance over the treaty and then suddenly act surprised. "Wait a minute! I thought we won!" I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it. Sometimes I think you have to march right in and demand your rights, even if you don't know what your rights are, or who the person is you're talking to. Then on the way out, slam the door. Somebody told me how frightening it was how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around the campfire and nobody got scared, so this girl at the art museum asked me whom I liked better, Monet or Manet, I said, "I like mayonnaise." She just stared at me, so I said it again, louder. Then she left. I guess she went to try to find some mayonnaise for me.

 

Thanks Carl. Somebody needed to get this off their chest and you were the milk crate of his desire. But hey, that's your muffin and your muffin alone.

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In deed or in word it makes no diferrence to me how you sell your kids, for they're the only thing you truly make. Unless you're a woman of course, then you only borrow them from us for 9 months. Which reminds me, you left them plugged in last time, you could've burnt the house down! But you've always been one to pander to the critics haven't you, HAVEN'T YOU?! Well here's your crown your majesty, Queen of the harpies!

 

Aaaah and the savage beast is once again soothed. Greensleves brushes the dust from off the whimsicle yet petulent lip, the lip upon which the muffin crumbs sit.

 

Eeney meeney desameeny oolaloowah laminnie, eeney meeney desa meeney ollah loowah! Beep billy oten doten do dah baditten datten......pssssssss!

 

hehe, Cats!

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