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Do any of you think that people ask silly question about your life because they want something out of you? Whenever someone asks how I am, or what I've been up to, I always feel like they want a favor out of me or something. It actually scares me quite a bit, especially when they walk up to me and I wasn't on the way to their destination. Maybe I'm just paranoid.

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1100 rapes a day in Congo, study finds

 

May 11, 2011 - 12:46PM

About 1100 women are raped every day in the Democratic Republic of Congo (DRC),

making sexual violence against women 26 times more common than previously thought, a study says.

 

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Wedge

I can imagine what it's going to be man. -_____-

 

April 15A Christopher

Its gonna suck...im gonna be out saturday with the corey girl..so if your at speakgreasy you may see me reeeally drunk and caustic

 

April 15 Wedge

lol..can do. I'll be there.

I'm curious as to how jaimi will act towards me. IF she's there. All I wonder about. urgh..

 

April 15 Christopher

One word..

 

 

 

 

Threesome

Christopher

haha do iiit finish first and nut in her mouth. But really if corey is there with me it will be interesting or she may say lets gtfo and hit another bar

Haha high class dudes only

 

April 15 Wedge

lol..nut on her face and try to get some on both of them at once. "lol u mad bros?" Then run away.

 

April 15 Christopher

Best porno scene EVER

 

April 15 Wedge

right? Do the troll dad dance as you flee.

 

April 15Christopher

...trollbus.com

 

April 15 Wedge

MUAHAHAHAAH fuck yeah. That's what you get when you troll a mentally retarded guy who's fucking your girl. Wait...shit, double troll negative..oh shit..(sadness divided by zero)

 

April 15 Christopher

sarcasm is a well time honered weapon in public situations and you may have a good chance to whip out the fast pased comic nerd clerks whit sat

 

Wedge

I'd rather just not have to deal with it to be honest. BUT...there's a good chance she's going to pull the whole " ohhhhhh look at me" kiss kiss, suck dick.."I LOVE MY BOYFRIEND SO MUCH!!!" if I get even within 5 feet of them two. Or she'll ignore me. I'm hoping for the latter.

I had always hoped we could have a friendship after that. But if her past actions say anything about how she'd handle her shit. Bitch is gonna troll.

 

April 15 Christopher

or she may not even show

 

April 15 Wedge

Going to happen at some point. Better to do it now.

I guess...urgh

Well, on the plus side I can meet Corey if you guys show up.

 

April 15 Christopher

Shes a sweetheart.......cough

 

April 15 Wedge

lol...oh man. I don't even want to know what that means. @_@

 

April 15 Christopher

Youll see..

 

April 15 Wedge

oh shit

 

April 15Andre Christopher Clement

Shes more or less a ramones kinda girl..heavily medicated rather jaded in a true punk fashion..no hot topic bullshit

 

Wedge

I can handle that. She'll see I'm a 100 percent poser and hate my guts.

 

April 15 Christopher

Haha naw i doubt it..shed more than likely bring up emily and tell you embarassing stories about her

 

April 15 Wedge

lol oh man. Stories I don't want to hear I bet.

 

April 15 Christopher

Oh yea!!

 

April 15 Wedge

-___- she shows any pics i'm freaken outta there man.

 

April 15 Christopher

Hd wallpapers..

 

April 15 Wedge

lol..fucking 1080p HD pics and videos. @___@

 

April 15 Christopher

i can make that happen...and video too. Corey is almost as devious as me when it comes to creating akward situations

 

April 15 Wedge

oh man. Well, you got me with the tit thing last night. lol..I walked into that Tinyhell.

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I'm sad because there have never been any voodoo portrayal of zombies in the popular medias, at least none that I can recall. From what I understand, the powder a voodoo shaman/witch doctor/whateveryoucallem uses to zombify people puts them into a death-like trance/coma, and then kills their ego when they wake up. This makes the voodoo zombie an almost-perfect slave, as they lose their free will but none of their intelligence (apparently), so they will follow any order they would have comprehended before getting zombified. I say almost-perfect, as zombies don't seem to imprint on their witch doctor 'masters', and will follow any order given regardless of who gives it.

 

The closest to this I've seen to this (cinema zombies being treated like voodoo zombies) were in Fido and the 3rd RE film, and neither case worked out too well.

 

I can think of a way to have voodoo zombie apocalypse, but it's a bit convoluted (although most ideas for virus/cosmic radiation/parasite zombies are pretty convoluted too): Scientists isolate the formula used to create voodoo zombies and improve it, so that it takes effect minutes or seconds after being introduced into a human's system. A side effect is added, mutating the zombie's salivary glands to produce the same chemical compound. Order a zombie "Bite people, and tell the people you bite to bite more people". Ta-da, instant voodoo zombie apocalypse! At least until somebody tells the zombie mob "Stop biting people". Ah well.

 

 

Never seen this ? http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0096071/

 

Only voodoo zombie film I can recall .. remember seeing it as a kid and freaking me out.

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Christopher

My friend jrock is watching me type on my phone

 

May 5 Wedge

I do find out interesting things from james. Like about speak easy regulars and rape

James is a wealth of info on local users

 

May 5 Christopher

K im gonna log out.. SEnd me a private message

 

May 5M Wedge

k

 

May 5 Christopher

Fuuuu

 

May 5 Wedge

not working?

 

May 5 Christopher

Yea it works..but my private messages are all weird looking on my phone internet..

Have you looked at your pm's yet? Shit looks just like an android text convo

 

May 5 Wedge

Looks fine

 

May 5 Wedge

to me

 

Christopher

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boguss

 

May 5 Wedge

doesn't work on your phone?

just get mush huh?

 

May 5Christopher

K open your messages and leave chat open

 

May 5 Wedge

ok I have both windows open

 

May 5 Christopher

Open the one with us chatting in it tonight

 

May 5M Wedge

yep

got it now..I can see both as we chat

 

May 5 Christopher

Thats what the hell... It looks like hell on my end

Its the same but for me but on my phone theres no reply button at all in the pm

And i cant at symbol face anymore.. Only this o§o

.....

 

May 5 Wedge

lol

 

Christopher

Fb forcing people to by android phones... I saw that comin a long time ago..

 

May 5 Wedge

fuckers man. doesn't surprise me at all. They have been changnig more and more..all for the worse.

 

May 5 Christopher

The operah browser asked me to update after my phone turned back on..i give my and other phones another year before they are obselete

 

May Christopher

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May 5 Wedge

lol

 

May 5Christopher

Lol i did it... Thats all im ok with fb now

 

May 5 Wedge

really?

nice

 

May 5 Christopher

Haha seriously iv been spamming my friend eric h with penis ascii for the last 3 months

 

May 5Wedge

muahaha

 

 

 

 

gawdam....and yurpp im christopher... wedge only lurks ch0........pansy

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Gabby

hi

 

May 7 Christopher

 

 

May 7Gabby

sausage encrusted pancakes...ftw!

lol

what are ya doing

?

 

May 7 Christopher

..my kaybar ish broks..

 

May 7Gabby

kaybar?

lol

 

May 7 Christopher

lol

uhm kybor?

 

May 7Gabby

:-|

ok

 

May 7 Christopher

wow..gimmy 1 s

 

Gabby

you men are werid

ok

 

May 7 Christopher

lol noooo

 

May 7Gabby

to like the 4th power

 

Christopher

..

O_O

 

May 7Gabby

ya reckon?

 

 

May 7 Christopher

k my laptop keyboard is broken..the e a d q z x c dont work

 

May 7Gabby

o0o0o0 interesting!!!!!!

kick its ass seabass!

 

 

 

May 7Gabby

Oh, get a new lappie! omg I said lappie, somebody slap meeeeeeeeee

 

May 7 Christopher

Haha ok so..everybody is making me stay in sheboygan..i was gonna move back on th 10th

 

May 7Gabby

people can make you do things? that's cool!

*ponders what I'll make you do...*

you should at least come visit us all....go to EDC with us! yeaaaaaaah

 

May 7 Christopher

Oh my..i dont even..

 

May 7Gabby

so you're coming? ok cool!

I'll gather the troops for a welcome back to cali shindig no ca or cfk though!

May 7 Christopher

Haha yea trying..its been a really rough couple years

 

May 7Gabby

yea, cause you're not in Cali.

Durr.

 

May 7 Christopher

Thats for sure..people are insane out here

 

May 7Gabby

lol so you're staying out there or visiting or what?

your middle name should be Confusious!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Sabrina Christopher

I see ur awake

about an hour ago · Like · · See Friendship

Christopher yuuup its so quiet...nobody demanding stories

12 minutes ago · Like

Sabrina Lol you know u like

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Christopher lol...next time theres gonna be ninjas and car chases

3 minutes ago · Like

Sabrina Haha nice

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