The Nonsense thread

[~KRYLON2~]

[mdot]

[phiverninerz]

 

HAHA Clip Of The Week: Chinese Hurdler Doesn't Give A Fuck! "Fuck Your Hurdles"

http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video640.php?v=wshh2i28Yc36iVJeq5p8&set_size=1

 

haha fuck dem shitz:lol:

[CALIgula]

what are those nike feet things all about?

[rushawn wuan]

i want to know the same, i bet they are comfy

[anybody_wanna_peanut?]

666...just made this design for a skate shop lol

 

 

so i woke up drunk at like 7am looking for water...and i thought i found some. turns out its a bottle of piss. i realize this as im about half way thru it. puked for the next good hour. nonsense

[anybody_wanna_peanut?]

THE THING ABOUT THIS TRUCK IS THAT IF 911 NEVER HAPPENED THEN THIS DUDE WOULDNT HAVE SUCH A BABE MAGNET

 

 

 

 

 

 

GOONIES

[BELTOLEUM]

^

"One-Eyed Willy, head of the Goonie-Goo-Goos (Capo)

I'll put paper on ya head just like a su-su

Blowin haze in the air out the moon roof

While I'm racing, switchin gears in the new coupe"

 

- From only the best cam'ron

[YearzOne]

[sayWORD?]

precisely the reason you do not piss in bottles and leave them lying around.

 

[~KRYLON2~]

i feel bad for that dog

[sayWORD?]

^

"One-Eyed Willy, head of the Goonie-Goo-Goos (Capo)

I'll put paper on ya head just like a su-su

Blowin haze in the air out the moon roof

While I'm racing, switchin gears in the new coupe"

 

- From only the best cam'ron

 

thats jimmy jones you amateur.

cams not even on that track.

 

nice try though.

[BELTOLEUM]

Wow, damn i fucked that one up bad

[anybody_wanna_peanut?]

haa. sometimes you just gotta go man

[stoopit]

that fuckin foul, you sould be shamed of yoself...........but cha ain't.

[anybody_wanna_peanut?]

hahaha if i was ashamed i woouldnt be postin it up here

a pretty bad mistake...but surprisingly, it wasnt as bad as u would thing.. it was fuckin gnarly..but i thought it would be much worse...as if that makes it better

[El Vergudo]

[massgraff]

THE THING ABOUT THIS TRUCK IS THAT IF 911 NEVER HAPPENED THEN THIS DUDE WOULDNT HAVE SUCH A BABE MAGNET

 

THAT'S A BABE MAGNET?

[Dark_Knight]

[mdot]

420FL Game Rules:

 

One game will consist of 34 tokes.

Each team consists of 4 to 6 players.

Each game consists of 4 quarters.

 

Starting The Game-

 

The game is started by flipping a coin. If there is no coin, the visitors/away team goes first.

Game Length-

 

Each team has 4 downs per period and four periods per game, Each hit is called a “Down”. Therefore, each team will have 16 hits each game.

 

Gaining Yards-

 

Yardage is gained by the amount of seconds a player can hold in their hit. The stopwatch will begin once the referee sees a substantial

hit has been taken and gives the signal to “clear the bong” or “snap it” until the time when “in a controlled manner” the player exhales

his hit. The player must clear the bong or the there is NO GAIN. If the player coughs or chokes, then there is NO GAIN for that play. Teams

will alternate hits with a marker keeping the team’s field positions. Once a team moves the ball one hundred seconds or 100 yards, six

points are awarded for a touchdown.

 

IF A PLAYER PASSES OUT DURING A GAME, THE GAME IS OVER AND THE TEAM SHOULD SEEK

MEDICAL ATTENTION.

 

Extra Point-

 

The extra point is earned if a member of the scoring team can eye and measure on the scale, 1g (one gram) with a margin of error

of .9 to 1.1 grams. A two-point conversion can be achieved by a player eyeing and scaling an “eighth” with a margin error between

3.3 to 3.7 grams.( The extra point weight can be changed to a lower amount if the teams both agree before the game)

 

Field Goal-

 

Field goals are tried once each half by each team. To make a field goal, player must take a hit and hold it. While holding a hit, the player

must weigh out an “eighth” then let out the hit. If the player does not hold the hit or if the weight is off then the field goal is no good.

( The field goal weight can be changed to a lower amount if the teams both agree before the game)

 

Time Outs-

 

Time-outs are called by the defensive team. When a time-out is called, the person taking the hit must wait 30 seconds to clear and take

a stale hit. Each team has one time out per half.

 

Blitz-

 

Blitzes are called by the defensive team. When a blitz is called, the person taking the hit with hash or keif added by the defensive team.

 

http://the420fl.ning.com/

[YearzOne]

[Crocodile Tears]

 

this is probably the most huggable picture ive seen in a while, heart goes out to this pooch.

[anybody_wanna_peanut?]

dude....thats a total babe magnet..lol....its a joke mannnnnnn

 

[anybody_wanna_peanut?]

 

[anybody_wanna_peanut?]

sry about that size^^

 

[chemical ali]

[anybody_wanna_peanut?]

[mrshiteyes]

dog fort ueber alles

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