The Nonsense thread

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It's awesome to see two bros working out, not afraid to touch one another... because they are secure in their manhood and know they are just trying to accomplish a goal together and helping each other out. Nothing about sex here. This is what MATURE men do for each other. IMMATURE and INSECURE men are the ones giggling and thinking it's "gay" or whatever.

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[smashed tangerine]

The real Lil' B interview:

 

Complex: We had trouble getting in touch at first because you lost your phone. What happened?

 

Lil B: Baaaffftthsed Gahhhd. Hunnid thousand bitches. What's happpppening?!.

 

Complex: Are you shooting videos every day at this point?

 

Lil B: I shoot my load when a bitch sucks my dick (because I look like Morgan Freeman on a hot dog).

 

Complex: How old are you? I know you were pretty young when The Pack popped off.

 

Lil B: I have the mental age of 3, but physically, I'm... I'm... I dunno how to count nigga, I therefore don't know my age, I said I have the mental age of 3 (although, bizarrely, I am able to speak rather well). Prrrrrppppp vroom vroom, .

 

Complex: Are you still working out of the Berkeley area?

 

Lil B: Yeah, I still work at Barclay's bank, San Francisco, California. It's still a gay area. I’ll be trying to expand by the end of this year or next year or the following year or the year after that... maybe 6 years after the year after. I make that move on a bitch, put my head down south.

 

Complex: Where do you see yourself most likely?

 

Lil B: I usually see myself in a mirror; when I go out shopping in the mall. I buy loads of those queer looking checkered hipster-hopper shirts, you know those ones? Like they should be viewed with 3D glasses. Bas3D God waz Hapninnnnnnnnnnnnnn?! Swag, swag, swag, hunnid plus hunnid equals two hunnid bitches on my dick. But I still be wearing the same pair of Vans, make myself seem all poor and trashy looking.... represent the struggle of the black mayn, kinda like my struggle with a black mayn who pounded me like a dog, but I went straight to the dog pound mayyyyn, I got a hunnid thousand bitches. Bazzzzzed Guard!

 

Complex: Yeah, everybody’s real cool out here. You go to a show and dudes don’t even wanna get into it.

 

Lil B: Yeah. [Laughs.] New York, motherfuckers fuck with you, they won’t fuck with you. That’s crazy, you feel me? I can’t hide it. Yeah. [Laughs.] Yeah. [Laughs.] Yeah. [Laughs.] Yeah. [Laughs.]

 

Complex: What’s your setting like in Berkeley? I’ve gotten a mixed vibe from you. Sometimes you project this ’hood image, but then there’s video of you out at suburban soccer games and shit.

 

Lil B: Right, right, right. [Laughs.] I like the gay areas because people are very perverse, and I’m literally in touch with the gay people. I’m around their hoods and I can touch their underwear steeples. I feel like I’m blessed to drink piss from a gay, I can walk around the streets with no security or anything. I get approached a lot—and when I do, it’s by a flock of doves. We got the ’hoods and the areas that have more finances put into them.

 

Complex: Was your upbringing more on the ’hood side or the more affluent side?

 

Lil B: I can’t say it was the ’hood’hood ’hood’hood ’hood’hood ’hood’hood ’hood’hood ’hood ’hood’ hood ’hood’hood ’hood’hood ’hood’hood ’hood’hood ’hood because there’s worse places with way more crime rates and drugs. Berkeley is not the ’hood how other places are, but there’s people that stay there that still don’t take shit. I wasn’t in the ’hood ’hood, ’hood ’hood’ hood ’hood’hood ’hood’hood ’hood’hood ’hood’hood ’hood’hood ’hood but I still did everything.

 

Complex: So were you driving a stolen Lexus like you said in “Rich Bitch”?

 

Lil B: Exactly. When I was growing up, man, I didn’t know myself. I was striving for respect. Trying to be cool for the girls. I wasn’t the biggest dude and I’m a nice gay. When I was younger, I was thinking of guys. I could get respect so people wouldn’t bum me. I was down for whatever. I ended up going to juvenile hall, facing an ass for the first time.

 

Complex: What was that for?

 

Lil B: You know, I’m kind of myself.... speaking about it.

 

Complex: Well, we’re talking about what you’re doing now. I’m just trying to get a feel for your past. So was that drug-related or—

 

Lil B: Burglary, man. [Laughs.]...... [Laughs more.].... [Laughs while clutching stomach.].... [Laughs while resting on knees, emitting no sound.] A lot of burglaries. Breaking and entering. Just a lot of shameful stuff, but I wouldn’t pray for anybody. That’s why I’m so positive now and really promote my core message, which is a lot of burglaries, learning breaking and entering. I’m rehabilitated.

 

Complex: You stress this positive attitude but then you have joints like “Robber’s Anthem.” What are you doing there? It seems like you’re celebrating that, but you’re telling me that you’re ashamed of it.

Lil B: Oh shit. You pulled me up on a contradiction.... contra''dick''tion... Oh damn Based God... hunnid thousand bitches on my contradicktion (WOOT) (WOOT). So yeah, you pulled me up on some contradiction shit, wow... I feel fucking ridiculous now.... ri''dick''culous.... hunnid thousand swags on my dick, oh Dick Tracy, it's so ridickulous. bitches suck my dick cos I got great expectations because I look like Charles Dickens. Yeah, the thing is, I'm not consistent with my music, so I do whatever my fans tell me to do. And my more serious material seems amazing when listened to by a bunch of subnormal fuckwits when compared with that 'swagging my dick because I look like somebody' shit. It's such a shame my fans didn't say ''Become friendly with Soulja Boy, then upload videos on YouTube every two days, depicting you wearing silly clothing'' if they said that, I woulda done it....

 

Complex: So you’re tapping into the fact that at the time you did rob people because you probably felt like you were doing some gangsta shit?

 

Lil B: Right, because a lot of people ask for that from me. There was a time when I was putting out hella positive music and really being hella honest. Like, crying on a book. So positive I would cry for the positive music, but a lot of my core fans around were like, “Mklipfup” So I got a lot of music because it’s all different. I’m not just one side. I wanna show you the good, the bad, and the ugly. Well do ya, do ya feel lucky Based God? .... 'cos I got a hunnid fahwsund bitches on my dick because I look like Clint Eastwood. A lot of these artists got a Styles P album.

 

Complex: What happened with The Pack? You’re clearly doing the solo thing now, but was there a falling-out or are you still cool with those guys?

 

Lil B: I’m in The Pack for sure. We’re still wearing our thongs. We got The Pack album, Wolfpack Party, dropping. I’m still rocking with them, but I gotta make sure the world knows that I’m a force, because I feel like I wanna work in a mega mart and I'm a thug.

 

Complex: Do you still have a relationship with Too $hort?

 

Lil B: Yeah, I just seen $hort last night, man. Shout out to Tony for the mayo and giving me 50 cents to buy a patch for my Vans. I just met me for the first time. I was chopping up some onions, it made me cry... crying over my hunnid thousand onion peelings I made. Swag, swag, swa. They was out here in the day, listening to Sisqo. I seen Too $hort up there. Me and $hort ain’t talk for a minute. We talked, exchanged numbers. He’s the same old man. $hort, that’s pops. He got a NES game and they definitely, definitely respect him.

 

Complex: Yeah, I was listening to some of your stuff with one of my boys. He’s a big Too $hort fan and he didn’t even know about you, but he was like, “He’s kind of like a new Too $hort.” I don’t know if you’re trying to own that label, but you’re from the same area and you talk about girls a lot. Is that influence there?

 

Lil B: Hell yeah, man. That’s definitely a respectable title ''not giving a fuck'' I'll use that for my autobiography. There’s many sides to me and that’s one... or one hunnid thousand bitches on my dick because I look like Matchstick, lighting a cigarette with a matlock. I definitely take Too $hort’s 3' dick. And I love people, trust me, I love people and I respect the hell out of people’s opinions, butttttttt (yes, there's a 'but') I love people's opinions so much... that.... I hate them and their opinions... if you get.... what I'm sayin'? I know it's some contradictory shit but... I never come out with oxymoronic shit though, that was an intentional mistake, i ain't gonna front, it's an open secret. Ya feel me? You gotta fuck. It’s hard... but my dick isn't when I'm impotent... viag' swagra, viag' swagra. You get a lot of WWE Backlash on TV.

 

Complex: Until recently, you haven’t been known for much outside of the “Vans” song. How have the past few years been, only having the success of that song? What did that record do for your life, for your career?

 

Lil B: God blessed me with a trendsetter, especially for my generation. People dressing people are into now. We fought dressing and acting. We was fighting for 15 and 16 hunnid bitches for our dicks, and had people swaggin' for it.

 

Complex: Yeah, I do remember you guys had the whole skate shoe, tight jeans thing going kind of early.

 

Lil B: Yeah, and it was a blessing that I’m off it. But then it’s like, up until when I started killing everybody and going hard, you see your phone dropping. People just forget about you until you show and they see. It’s sad that like that it’s sad that you have to show people the back and fuck or show some type of worth for somebody to money with you. Everybody.

 

Complex: Speaking of Vans, have you gotten a new pair yet? Are you still on your—

 

Lil B: No, no, no. I’m in my van, my dirty van, until I get straight up.

 

Complex: How close are you?

 

Lil B: Man, I'm playing pin the tail on a donkey, I feel like I’m hella close. Six hundred million bitches, but it’s time to take it to that next, next, next level. I’m trying to do like 1.2 bitches, 1.5 bitches. I need at least 2 million. 2 million or 2 million or 2 million.

 

Complex: While you’re trying to get to that million, what’s the average day like for you? It seems like you spend every second on the Internet.

 

Lil B: Exactly. Internet. Consistently. Consistently. I’m a blogs.

 

Complex: What blogs do you read?

 

Lil B: I’d say my daily rotation: I go to rap. 10 to 15 raps on there and I just check up on everything. I wake up. I go to..... it’s a lot.

 

Complex: You’re active in the blog scene.

 

Lil B: Yeah. No one give a fuck about you.

 

Complex: Do you feel any type of way about not getting more support from the rap community? I know 2DopeBoyz started fucking with you lately and Noz at Cocaine Blunts is a big supporter, but some of the other really big sites—

Lil B: I've got ten hunnid thousand bitchs on—

 

Complex: — your dick? That’s what you was about to say. You're a big rap hipster.

 

Lil B: Hell yeah, brother. I feel like people aren't feeling my impersoantion of Hulk Hogan. I feel like a lot of these blogs understand that I’m one of the something for them to match that.

 

Complex: Why do you think like indie rock sites are posting your music?

 

Lil B: Because I’m a pretentious 'I-love-everybody-and-everything-yet-hate-your-opinion-despite-stating-I-don't-care' dickhead. I'm the motherfucking guy fucking football stars and the athletes and then fucking my sisters. I think they see the end of the day, I make music at the realest point. I try to convey my production. My sound quality needs to be how it is. Some songs it’s music. People will recognize what real shit I’m listening to because you know?

 

Complex: So the most popular YouTube joints: “Rich Bitch,” “Up Next,” “Pretty Bitch,” “Look Like Jesus”–that’s your production?

 

Lil B: Those are from different producers. Because I’m not Jay-Z, not Nas, not anybody. I really do love Travis Barker.

 

Complex: Why do you take that approach? Most of your songs aren’t chaotic and there’s no order to it.

 

Lil B: [Laughs.] Right. I look at it like.... Right. [Laughs.] the people that really love me will find me, [Laughs.] you just gotta stay up-to-date with me. [Laughs.] I’m gonna put it out there for you. [Laughs.] And I’m working on stuff that’s gonna be easier for the masses to get. [Laughs.] I’m working hard on a lot controversy and that’s just because that’s the person I am. [Laughs.]

 

Complex: You have like a million videos out there. You seem to have taken a video over MP3 approach.

 

Lil B: Right, right. Left, left, X. circle, down, up, up. That's a cheat for a PlayStation game... I forget what it's called... erm... Based God Fighter Hunnid Thousand Bitches... I fuck Chun-Li in a spit roast with Blanka... M Bison does that flamy-corkscrew move into her ass before my dude Blanka comes to it. My nigga Balrog respects what I do. My favourite guy is Vega; he swaggin' like a pretty bitch with that mask on.

 

Complex: Soulja Boy’s? Who is that guy?

 

Lil B: I’m fucking him, and I do whatever I can do to support him and show my love. I definitely got him.

 

Complex: What’s your affiliation with him? There’s some gray area as to whether you’re officially SODMG. Are you signed?

 

Lil B: Me and Soulja wanna shit on the table. We’ve been talking heavy.

 

Complex: Right, but you’re not signed right now?

 

Lil B: It ain’t no big multi-million-dollar-type shit. [Laughs.]

 

Complex: Who aren’t you rocking with?

 

Lil B: Drake. I want Drake. you feel me? Let me show you all the next 30 years. Put that light on now.

 

Complex: So do you think he’s undeserving of that shine?

 

Lil B: No, I definitely do. You feel me? I don’t know TV. But you can’t believe he’s a faggot, Everybody has a lot of assumptions about Drake but they really don’t know. They really don’t know. why I’m here doing this? They don’t know I love Drake, really. But still, it’s a perception. I don’t know real hip-hop. Niggas that came from real hip-hop.

 

Complex: If you suspect someone didn’t have many struggles, that automatically lowers your opinion of them?

 

Lil B: I’m saying I love envy and jealousy. He’s eating the end of the day.

 

Complex: What’s your definition of “based,” because you say that with everything. What does that mean?

 

Lil B: Based means being a negative dopehead, or basehead. People used to make fun of my head. Based is positive.

 

Complex: It’s also like a stream-of-consciousness thing when you’re rapping, right?

 

Lil B: Exactly. we don’t think. That’s the truth right there.

 

Complex: Is your unconscious mindset fascinated by homosexuality? You talk about lesbians a lot. You call girls faggots. You call yourself a pretty bitch. I think gay sexual activities are wrong.

 

Lil B: It’s a subject. I respect the hell out of gays and the gay community. I’m a gay man. I don’t agree, sex with another man or fucking another man or giving blow jobs to another guy. That’s my thing. Something. Sorry.

 

Complex: It’s fine.

 

Lil B: It’s very gay when you truly know yourself, good porno, for instance, you’re jacking off with shit, and some gay pops up. And you’re like, “Oh, shit!” Either you’re gonna fuck some gay bitches or you're gong to with me swaggin' a hairy ass 'cos I look like Richard Simmons. I’m the gayest bitch on Earth. And I’m so gay, it’s obvious. I know I’m the bitch queen that fucks cows. I’m not.

 

Complex: I think you know you’re a Faggot.”

 

Lil B: Yeah.

 

Complex: So you get mad when people question your sexuality.

Lil B: Right, right. I’m gonna do a dude, I’m motherfucking hard. I’m breaking down these barriers of society. Society says you’re supposed to do this, and you’re supposed to do it this way, you know you’re supposed to look like this. We’re a new generation of people. We need to be happy. We need to love each other. We need to accept each other for who we are and stop judging each other. Live life and love. Stop judging what it is.

 

Complex: With songs like “Look Like Jesus” or lines where you’re telling Nicki Minaj that you’re the finest bitch out, is that part of your ploy for attention?

 

Lil B: Yeah. Everybody loves shit. So it’s not even for attention. I got the best album I know what it is, you know?

 

Complex: You know what a traditionally dope rapper is supposed to sound like.

Lil B: Nah. That might be a bold statement, but that’s my perception.

 

Complex: Do drugs have anything to do with your outlandish statements and behavior? One of your most recent tracks is called “Cocaine.” You openly smoke weed. You talk about acid and pills in other songs. Are you experimenting with a lot of substances these days?

 

Lil B: That’s for me to know. I’m not gonna tell. That’s what makes me me. That’s what makes the greats the greats. I could be fucking a genie, you know?

 

Complex: So whatever you’re taking, it’s just to fuel your creative process and help people relate?

 

Lil B: Man, I made a thousand songs sober. It’s nothing. I got so much music that I’m in alphabetical order now, so that’s where I’m at with it. Once somebody comes to my niggas. Motherfuckers fuck rappers. Motherfuckers. Motherfuckers don’t know everybody. Fuck me. but I fuck you.

 

Complex: It seems like the guy who punched you in that video took offense to something. Who was that? Your homie?

Lil B: I really know dude.

 

Complex: You don’t know him?

 

Lil B: Nope.

 

Complex: Well, what was that video of you guys doing a dance together?

 

Lil B: It was a dude. I supported him.

 

Complex: Do you remember him from high school?

 

Lil B: Dude.

 

Complex: Do you feel like that was his plan the whole time or was there some tension during the interview that led to it?

 

Lil B: That was a plan?

 

Complex: Because you do such controversial things, some people wonder if it’s a publicity stunt.

 

Lil B: publicity,is fucked up, you feel me? Motherfuckers always try to hate how I look. Jealous of a motherfucker.

 

Complex: Watching the video, it looks like dude was asking you to “get Soulja Boy” and not doing that was what led to him hitting you. Can you explain that?

 

Lil B: I don’t know what led to him hitting me, but motherfuckers was just saying, “Berkeley, we support you dumb hard. We got your back. Now call Soulja Boy and tell him about us.”

 

Complex: And you not doing that—

 

Lil B: A motherfucker lost his phone. I didn’t even have your number in the phone, you feel me? I didn’t have it and the motherfucker did what he was planning to do.

 

Complex: Maybe he felt like you weren’t helping him. Like, he was supporting you and you weren’t down to put someone from Berkeley on.

 

Lil B: I don’t.

 

Complex: Did you say anything when he asked you to call Soulja Boy?

 

Lil B: Like, “Shit, motherfucker. Niggas can’t expect shit from me.” Motherfucker being honest. I don’t even wanna no more light. Niggas can’t shit.

 

Complex: Knowing how you were in your younger days, does any part of you feel like retaliating?

 

Lil B: Nah, it’s all good. I ain’t worried about 2Pac and Biggie. Motherfuckers. Waka Flocka, I’m gonna be a monster.

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[Cymatics]

[eattingsnowflakes]

[DjKeNNyKiLoz]

[DjKeNNyKiLoz]

[DVLDOG85]

[SONolAR187]

[methamphetamyne]

freckels.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

eww.

[BELTOLEUM]

No black rappers compare to biggie and tupac now

a days...bunch of ignorant repetition, swag, hoes,

more money than you, better than you, jewelry.

Rap sucks now...lil b sucks even worse

 

don't know why i brought this up

/drunkoner

[AllTheWrongWords]

 

I AM NOT A BACKPACKER, HEADPHONE ROCKING FAGGOT. AT ALL.

 

 

 

Now that we've cleared that mess out of the way.

 

 

Aesop Rock came to the Purple City tonight. Caught that show, really good shit. Met this amazing girly, really great conversation like I haven't had in a while, wifey type language. Yum all over. WIN.

 

Besides the chick. Aesop Rock is a tall dude that looks like he needs to sleep and less coffee. He autographed my two dollar bill. Pictorial tomorrow.

 

 

 

G'night Nonsense. Watching Gattaca now. Sleep.

 

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His head look like he inhale air balloons all day. His head longer than that Phantom. His head look like E Honda from street fighter was smackin the side of his head against a brick wall. When he was a baby his dad didn't walk him in a stroller, he used to palm his head like a indoor/outdoor girls basketball. He uses a pillow case for a shower cap. hahahahaha.

[Bed.]

Nonsence? GUESS THE FUCK WHAT im drunk

 

How is that for some fucking nonsence for you.

 

DO YOU WANNA DIE!?

 

STIE?

 

3X CRY WHY?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

thought so

[sausage party]

just heard my friend gettin nuty with a lady on my couch whilest i was inside my room and he farted my walls are thin as fuckkk

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[Tomfoolery]

im making some mi goreng

[TheoHuxtable..]

[Feed Yer Ego]

swag on six dimensions. infinity on my dick. and i look like joseph campbell.

[Chicken McFucketts]

 

hmm :(

no luck.

 

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I AM NOT A BACKPACKER, HEADPHONE ROCKING FAGGOT. AT ALL.

 

 

 

Now that we've cleared that mess out of the way.

 

 

Aesop Rock came to the Purple City tonight. Caught that show, really good shit. Met this amazing girly, really great conversation like I haven't had in a while, wifey type language. Yum all over. WIN.

 

Besides the chick. Aesop Rock is a tall dude that looks like he needs to sleep and less coffee. He autographed my two dollar bill. Pictorial tomorrow.

 

 

 

G'night Nonsense. Watching Gattaca now. Sleep.

 

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did you see B L A C K I E's set? i skipped this show because i didn't wanna see aesop rock

[RUNINE]

damn, everyone on this page was drunk hahahahahahha

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[Toiletseat]

goddamn what a ass day

hungover like hell , only asperin i have is the ones you stick up the pooper.

i was seriously consedering it, when i remembered i still had a few grams lying around

 

quite expensive asperine i acquired

my urethra is made of chrome.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tI5xf-iTNLM

[RUNINE]

Agro Berlin

[AllTheWrongWords]

did you see B L A C K I E's set? i skipped this show because i didn't wanna see aesop rock

 

Yea.... Nuts. Heard of him but never heard him. Really wasn't expecting to see a what I believe was an attempt at a mosh pit.

 

Crunk revival music nowadays.