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lol the last one.
A million dollars!!
HEVVY METTAL JOGGING PANTS
you know that bitch from teh oontz that was on americas next top model?
what was her screen name?
i wanna tell her about how many tic-tacs i have here
she wasn't from here i'm pretty sure
just some people had a nice obsession with her
her name is allison aka creepy chan
i had a dream over a month ago where lil wayne died.
since that dream i have thought lil wayne was dead.
just now i looked it up and realized he wasnt.
Yeah interesting that an internet meme ended up on a reality show.
when i was 15 i went to mexico with a family from down my street. they owned a house in san
felipe, that is where we stayed. i slept on a cot on the roof.. which was awesome, i caught
about 40 scorpions that week. anyway, this family has a daughter, her name is heidi. she just
recently came back from college and is currently applying to graduate school. this girl is
gorgeous. i've always thought so. she works at the bank i cash my checks at (amazing
coincidence considering where the bank is located and where both of us live.. me 2 cities
away, she lives with her parents, also 2 cities away but in the opposite direction) i get paid
once a week which makes it so i get to shoot the shit with her about once a week. she seems
attracted to me, and im pretty sure i am making it pretty obvious that i am attracted to her
by how i stare at her whenever we are talking. whenever she is talking and looking at me, i
am watching her lips move and struggling not to lick my lips and basically hop over the
counter. i am being such a bitch about this one though. i cannot muster the god damn
courage to just say "look bitch, you and me can have a thing going on, come with me to la
fondue ho so i can stop wondering and start knowing" i really need to do this shit, its getting
on my damn nerves that i have yet to find a good segway into asking her to do something
killing me right now.
im going to watch some more madmen and draw some more rock and roll letters.
that is all.
edit: also, heidi is my favorite girl name.
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