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Intelligent, young, handsome wealthy gentleman - 30 (Paris)

 

Bonjours,

 

I am aware of usual craigslist "recontre" section users: hopeless, brainless, niveauless, heartless, jobless, old, fat, ugly, over too much "optimistic" bastards. I receive 10 reply and i answer max 1 of them. Sorry , I don't have valueless time like most of you got. IN CASE if there is a curious accidental one, who is different than rest of you, then:

 

I am looking for a gentleman handsome, young, rich, romantic generous, who will support me to be successful, start my own business etc. I want to really loving boyfriend. Every adjective and adverb are in DIRECT meaning! Young means young, not 50 old grandpa! Handsome means handsome- not handicapped...rich mean rich, you earn minimum, 150,000 Euros per years( if you cannot spend it for me until i will be happy, finally, you are not interesting to me...) And what you write how you responds shows already how many working brain cells you've got.

 

DO NOT ask me question of a head answering mines... please couple of photos of you and your professional and personal description. No copy-paste romantic poem please. No philosophy...

 

About me, I am beautiful young woman, intelligent, eager after success in private in professional life. Hobbies, read, travel, fashion, movies, art, culture, languages and endlessly discovering the world...

 

 

Cheers,

 

Princess

 

sounds like a winner

 

http://paris.fr.craigslist.fr/w4m/4327069664.html

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