NightmareOnElmStreet Posted July 24, 2022 Share Posted July 24, 2022 Getting ripped off by amateurs on the fucking pool table, son. The MOST nonsense. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deine Mudder Posted July 24, 2022 Share Posted July 24, 2022 3 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Knight Posted July 25, 2022 Share Posted July 25, 2022 23 hours ago, Mercer said: @LUGRThat's how I used to take most of my dick pics until I picked up a used mammogram clamp to up the girth. I had to get a mammogram before. Talk about some of the most emasculating shit to experience. I get cameras shoved up my butt and this procedure tops it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted July 25, 2022 Share Posted July 25, 2022 37 minutes ago, Dark_Knight said: I had to get a mammogram before. Talk about some of the most emasculating shit to experience. I get cameras shoved up my butt and this procedure tops it. My wife just had her first, she was disturbed for about a day afterword. I can believe that. Hopefully they didn't roll through with a group of med students holding clipboards to watch. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Knight Posted July 25, 2022 Share Posted July 25, 2022 @Mercerthey do lol. Hospitals love having 22 year old med students watch you in your weakest and most vulnerable states 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted July 25, 2022 Share Posted July 25, 2022 Got the new gf referring to vagina as a cum dumpster now. I am the best! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted July 26, 2022 Share Posted July 26, 2022 e7ecb2e72619512b223de04bd9703484.mp4 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted July 26, 2022 Share Posted July 26, 2022 Blocked.mp4 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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crackalackin Posted July 30, 2022 Share Posted July 30, 2022 Glad to see this shits still here. Logging in for the first time in a minute on this account I made in high school cuz I'm fuckin 30, I'm broke, my fuckin years long relationship is burning, I'm fuckin 4 years sober and still angry and unhappy, so I'm thinkin 'man. maybe I should start bombing again.' I mean why the fuck not. 6 4 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted July 30, 2022 Share Posted July 30, 2022 Hell yeah. 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted August 1, 2022 Share Posted August 1, 2022 Chris Chan trending for 4 days on Twitter and people really out there arguing about pronouns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted August 1, 2022 Share Posted August 1, 2022 10 minutes ago, MOOGLE? said: Chris Chan trending for 4 days on Twitter and people really out there arguing about pronouns. You need to spend less time over there and more time over here… 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deine Mudder Posted August 1, 2022 Share Posted August 1, 2022 ProNouns™ 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elena Delle Donne Posted August 1, 2022 Share Posted August 1, 2022 (edited) i'm really the most swagged out white boy with no drip this shit is preposterous. no one is doing it like me Edited August 1, 2022 by Elena Delle Donne 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted August 2, 2022 Share Posted August 2, 2022 5 hours ago, Elena Delle Donne said: i'm really the most swagged out white boy with no drip this shit is preposterous. no one is doing it like me Calm down dude. You ain’t even that swol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted August 2, 2022 Share Posted August 2, 2022 Was taking a piss into a water bottle in the drivers seat of my truck while talking on the phone and overflowed the bottle not paying attention. Went into Home Depot with wet pee pants on and then back to the office. Basically, put my 2 weeks notice in at work and still rocking the pee pants sitting at the beach. Not really giving a fuck right now. 3 1 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elena Delle Donne Posted August 2, 2022 Share Posted August 2, 2022 piss on the floor mats though? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted August 2, 2022 Share Posted August 2, 2022 4 minutes ago, Elena Delle Donne said: piss on the floor mats though? Some got on the seat 😬. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elena Delle Donne Posted August 2, 2022 Share Posted August 2, 2022 your sheepskin is ruined Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted August 2, 2022 Share Posted August 2, 2022 3 minutes ago, Elena Delle Donne said: your sheepskin is ruined Dude, don’t they make sheep skin condoms….them shits is 💦 proof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted August 2, 2022 Share Posted August 2, 2022 22 hours ago, LUGR said: You need to spend less time over there and more time over here… Twitter has dog whale wolf level arguments on a massive scale I can popcorn.gif lurk on though. Plus that's where all my irl friends ended up after ditching Facebook, so we can be crass and borderline equal opportunity racist in peace. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted August 3, 2022 Share Posted August 3, 2022 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted August 4, 2022 Share Posted August 4, 2022 Pioneering new genres of Graffiti 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elena Delle Donne Posted August 4, 2022 Share Posted August 4, 2022 sus 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted August 4, 2022 Share Posted August 4, 2022 2 hours ago, Elena Delle Donne said: sus You’re sus for not wanting to guzzle all of those girthy glizzies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elena Delle Donne Posted August 5, 2022 Share Posted August 5, 2022 4 hours ago, LUGR said: You’re sus for not wanting to guzzle all of those girthy glizzies. not even a dozen? those are rookie numbers. that's a regular afternoon for a real man 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted August 5, 2022 Share Posted August 5, 2022 RIP https://nypost.com/2022/08/03/nyc-mcdonalds-shooting-couldve-been-avoided-with-hot-fries-says-kin-of-suspects-girlfriend/amp/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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