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I won't sugarcoat this: Roxxxy is hideous. Just God awful, shit-ugly. If someone asked me to design a statue honoring a face-transplant survivor who accidentally swallowed a hive of bees, it would be Roxxxy. She's a cross between a wax Sarah Jessica Parker and lower jaw Elephantiasis. She looks like a rubber sculpture of Miss Piggy that was microwaved. She's like a bloated Chrissie Hynde dipped in butterfat. She's the solution to the paradox of "Can God design a creature so hideous that even He Himself is incapable of loving it?"


She's a beast, is my point.




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Snapshot for Facebook Inc (FB)

Open: 41.8400 Day's Range: 41.6500 - 42.1650 Volume: 31,994,171

Previous Close: 41.2940 52wk Range: 17.5500 - 42.2600 1-Yr Rtn: +131.81%

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FB:US 41.8700






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Key Statistics for FB

Current P/E Ratio (ttm) 182.2174

Estimated P/E(12/2013) 58.7798

Relative P/E vs. SPX 11.6081

Earnings Per Share (USD) (ttm) 0.2300

Est. EPS (USD) (12/2013) 0.7130

Est. PEG Ratio 1.9481

Market Cap (M USD) 102,064.26

Shares Outstanding (M) 1,817.52

30 Day Average Volume 81,290,824

Price/Book (mrq) 8.2405

Price/Sale (ttm) 16.3828

Dividend Indicated Gross Yield -%

Cash Dividend -

Last Dividend

5 Year Dividend Growth -

Next Earnings Announcement 10/23/2013

mrq = Most Recent Quarter; ttm = Trailing Twelve Months

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Company Profile & Key Executives for FB


Facebook Inc. operates a social networking website. The Company's website allows people to communicate with their family, friends, and coworkers. Facebook develops technologies that facilitate the sharing of information, photographs, website links, and videos. Facebook users have the ability to share and restrict information based on their own specific criteria.

Mark Elliot ZuckerbergChairman/CEO/Co-Founder David A EbersmanChief Financial Officer

Sheryl Kara SandbergChief Operating Officer Jas AthwalChief Accounting Officer

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Facebook Seeks to Clarify How It Uses Member Data for Ads Updated Aug 29, 2013

Facebook Says Rise in U.S. Government Requests for User Data Updated Aug 27, 2013

Facebook Beats Twitter in Social TV Activity Updated Aug 28, 2013

Facebook Market Value Tops $100 Billion Amid Mobile Push Updated Aug 26, 2013


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The Top Ten Stocks for Aug. 30 Updated Aug 30, 2013

Facebook Aims to Clarify How it Uses Personal Data Updated Aug 29, 2013

Facebook Seeks to Clarify How It Uses Member Data for Ads Updated Aug 29, 2013


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Top-Grossing Free-to-Play RPG "Hello Hero" From Fincon Slated For U.S. Release On iOS, Android and Facebook Published Aug 30, 2013

MetaWatch Manager Update for Android Delivers Facebook and Twitter Notifications Published Aug 29, 2013

Advancers in Cloud-Based - Technology Sector: Unisource, Perception, Alcatel-Lucent, Facebook, Cirrus Logic Published Aug 29, 2013

User Friendly Changes, Acquisitions, Financial Results and Improved Solutions for Effective People Management - Research Report Published Aug 29, 2013


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