The Nonsense thread

[fat ralphy]

The homie showed up on my doorstep looking bad. Broke him off the cash in my pockets and said don’t ever show up here without letting me know first. 

 

Dude was doing hella good for years. 

[mr.yuck]

9 hours ago, Dskyse said:

Mr.yuck I wish I could draw that duck on your profile picture

drinky crow. Google it.

[ndv]

11 minutes ago, mr.yuck said:

drinky crow. Google it.

 

This is what I can up with when I googled it. 

[mr.yuck]

Lol @ndv your algorithm knows you best 

 

[MOOGLE?]

I’͖̜̪̔̑ͭͤ̓ͬͨ́m̛̰͕̣̹̈̄ ̙͙͓̓̽̓͝A̛̳̯͍̬͇̰̅́ͧ̆n͆ͣ̎̍ͪ͂͊ ̠͇͉ͥ͗̌̄͛̂I̬͋ͣ͐͢ș̠̫̳̲̠̈́̓͂̑̌ͭ͜l͒̅̐͊̓̋̈͏̥̗̭ȃ͇̤̳̠ͫͧͦ͂̈nd͈̲͔̩̘̩͖͜ ̜̟̼̘̜̆̇͛ͤͭ̒͂͝B͕̮̙ͧͪ̈o̷̭̺͉ͩ͋̑̑̈̃y̥͍͔̻̓ͧͬ ͎͕͖̟̙͇̈́͗̎̈́̂́̀L͉̝̻̯̖̟y̝̥̱̰̩r͂̇͊ͭ͏i̢̋̂̌ͯ̏͗̈c̳̲̦̦͉̘͌̀s̘̟̲̬̻͎̱ͥ̾ͬ ̩͔̙̃̉̄̚̚–̻̻̤̲͈̔͢ ̤͈̻͕̬̞̠ͯF̜͙̯͕̣̻̺̂̾̑̓̈́̍l̻̀̍̃ͥ̐y̛̩͕͖̫̗ͮ͂ͮͧͅy̴̲̣̙͎̞̯̖s̻̳̖̆ͥͥͧ́̀̽o̓͋̌ͭ̿̂̏҉̪͕u̗̰ͮ́̆ͭͬ̄̆͡l̗̦̪̠̣̎͒ͦjͬͩ͒́ͧ̽a̲̙̙̹͕ͫ͆̕
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̶̋ͮ̾̾̾͒ͧ‘̖͍̲̩͇͒͠C̜͚͈̤͞a̖͙͓͓͉̟̐͞u̎ͤ͢s̐̀̚͟e̗̦̳͈̙̜ͧ̿̌ͮ ̰͈̾ͧͧ̄̀Ĭ̠̮͕̙͇̰̣ͮͪ͡’̶̫̩̿ͣ̒̒m̗͓̟̜̪̿ͯ̾ͩͯ͐ ͇̯͚̇ͥa̷̙͍̗̭̱̦̻ͤ̆n̡̗̺̹ ̪͇̲̪̮̅̐́i͖̦̮̣̤͖͗ͧ̾s̶̰̲̜̦l̛͉͉̙͙͚̯á͂͊̋͋̇̂n̩̮̼̗̹͌̌d̗̯̤̬̂ͩ̎ͩ̕ ̮̟̽͑̇͊̒̌ͯ͞b̞̳̬̹̲̰̯̂̎͊̌̄͒͆o̳͈͈̹͚̰ͬͨ̐̿ͭ̍ͅy͓̩̥̞̭ͩ̈́ͩͣͤ́̚͜,͉͇͚̀ͨ͋͒ ͎̣͇͕a̱̲͎̯̝̭͍̋̑͛ń̢͖̖͊ḋ̉ ̧̹̭̠͈̘̳͑͑̆̊͒̊̚ͅI̴̳͙͕̤̥͖̺̋͊͗ͬ̓’͚͚̳̂ͯ̃̌͗v̄̃ͬ̿͑ͫe̼̠͂̑̒ͦ̀ ͎̦͓̤ͭ̀̓ͥͧ̀b͙͔ͪ̓̇̀͝e͇̤̗̗̭͆̇ḛ̶ͫ̋̎nͣ̎ͣ ͧͮ̋͐͢t̻ͧͮr͈ͪ̉̆ͣ̔͛ͧy͕͎͔̤̜͖̺ͪ̀̏ͥͨ̀̄͜į̰̖̖̥̘̘̋̎͂͂̚n̙̤͎̺͇g̼͎͚͌͒̿̃͡ ̳̭̞̍t͕̥̮̣͖̬̏ͫ͛̑̄ͅo̟̖̰̖͙̓̿ͦͯͦͫͨ ̦̗̙̥̼ͭͧ̈́̆m̘̻̪̘̝͒̅̑̿â͏̱k̔̈̾͘e̖̠͉̟̎ͭ͠ ͔̤̭͠i̶̞̠͎͈͓͑̔̂ͦt̬̦̫̲̹̹̕ͅ
̝̹̼̲̪͂O͚̲̭̪̊͌ͫ̓̏h͈̤̯͎͗̏̅͆͠ͅ,̴̤̻͖̖̘̫̯̉̓͂ͧ͊̔̏ ̧̦̤̉̔̍̈̎̒̓I̠’̞͈̄͊̈́m̩̫͉̙ͦ͐͐́̚ ̜̯͔̦ͅͅa̸n̢̩̲͈̬̪̜̣ͣ̆ͤ́̇ ͇͖̟̯̏͆͂̕i̴̟̓͑ͫͨs̓̆͏̟͎͓͍l̖̐ͬͤaͭͥ͛̃̋ͯ͏͈̝n͍͗̾d͎̬͗̾͛̀͑ ̗̱̺̟ͥb̼̹̘͐ͧ̐̆ͤ̃ͭ͡ọ͓͚̘̗̬ͯͬ̿͐̒̑y̝̒
̤̖͕̱̎̓ͪ̇̓ͥ̇Á̪̭̝̠̭ͤ̾̐ͅͅy̢͉̗͖͎̽ͅy̻̦͙̖̋̄ͣ̂͛͜,̅̉͛́́ ̸̦̬̘͉ͅI͙̫̼̰̜͘’̩̭̥͕̞m̱͈ͫ͐́̚aͥ̌ͧ̇͂҉͇̝̘̩͖̮ ̦̟̞̮̩̭̥̒ͬ͆j̙̘̮͇̝ͅų͇̗̩͙̭͓ͪ̀̓͑́ș̯͇̃ͯͪ̾ṭ̭̮̗̭̊ ̡̙̅̓̒͒͗̇͆i͈͍͇͉͂ͫsͯͯ͊̅̑̎l̹̲̠̆ͤͨͥ̿ạ̸̦͍͓̹̽͂͊n͎̟̥̿̅̌̆̃ͦ̒́ḑ̹̭͗̈ͭ͐ ̆̉̚b̜͈͔͘o͍̺͗̈͋̓ỷ̝̩̮̱̣̃͛̊̎̂,̪̮͉͕̩̜̾̂̽̋̽̑ ͚̫̣̘̳̠̐͛̀̇̆̚Ḭ̬̣͎͇̝̞̐̍̿’̑͋̿́͂m͓̥̹̼ͤͩ̽̑ͨ̏a̹̬͔̪̼̰̻͐ͯ̆̂̽ͩ͢ ̣̙̹͜j̈́ͪ͟u͇̮̤̻͐ͤ́s͋̾̑̋̃͒͒́t̨͖̞̓̑̿͆ ͚̝̬̑̋ͯ͒ͬ̎i̭͙̗̊̍̿̄s̼̲̞ͩl̞͗ͪ̽̂̎a̭̗̘͙̬ň̬̜̫̠̓ͭ̓̍̆͞d͖̖̠̲͔̖ͬ̂̉̀̋͊̚ ̞͚̘͐̃̉ͭb̢̙̺̃̀̍͊̓ͮo̘̭͕̓ͩ̈́ͮͬy̙̗̘ͧͬ
̺̣͕͋ͩI̢̻ͤͭ̔͂̏ͪ’̖͓͕̗̒͝m̿̿҉͖a͓͖̤̩̤̐͂̑ͬͭ͘ ̡̬̒̏ͥ̒̌g̃̑̃͟e̯̯̽̏́̽̏͡t̝̓̓͘ ̨̊ͥ̿̓k̥͈̬͔̙͊̈ͫ̒̽̾̚i̵̮̤̠͚̗͇ẉ̪̰̗̑̔ͨ̈́͗̓i̛̘ͭͤ ̝͕̜̜͑̈́ͥ̋̓͛͊w̜͂ͣͪ̅͟i̵ͦ̀̌̒ͦn͋̎ͦ҉e̖ͩ̈ͯ,̙̬̦̰̩͍̌̈͗̌̒̉͊͢ ̘̿n̰͙͙̩͇̞̤͋ig͂ͫͩ̄͠g͚͎̼̬̲ͮ͗͡a͗ ̹̠͆ͭͦ̀́ŵ̢̮̖a͓̦̻̥̲͙͉ͤͭ̏̃͡n̩̦̭ͤ̿̔̔̒ͦͅn̡̆̎̋͆ä̙́̐̏ͬ̽̊ͦ ̈͌̋ͩ͋͜k̗̗̜̗̣̟̽̊̀͑̕e̲̣̟͍͈ͨĕ̖̫̬̭͎̻̜̓͋ͣͣp̜̠̗̠̱̗̖̂ͯ͐ͭͦ̓̿ ̫̈́̂̓ͯtḧ̤̈́ͭ̃͝a̘̘̗̠̖̬̠͊͂ͮͫͬͨt̔ͣͨ͊҉͓͔̭͖̺̖ ̺̖̱̻̠̫̿ͅģ̠̲̰̘u̷͇̙̩̻̮͑̃͛̾̔n͓̉̉̂̃̎́
̱́̑ͭI̗͕̮͕͎̦͖͡ ̳̖̖̝̯̙͒̑ͅb̢̦̠̩̐̋̔̇̃e͎̰̳̳̫͋ͩ͛̓ ̼̠̣̜̮͔̼ͥ̃j͖͕͕̳̤̰̾̑͂̽̊͐̍͟ư͖̞̝͇̯̰ͣ̃ͩ͗s̘̦͚̋̆̃͠t̖͇͕͙̬͂ͥͫ̓ͨ͜ ̪̲͈͖̣̹͖̂̈́s̼̱͖̫̄̓̓ͭ͐͌̊͡t͎̲̩̞̳̹ͦ͋ͫ̕a̛̦ͫͩ͊̾r̵̤̀iͮ̽͗̂̂͏̖n̠ͧͭ͛̑́ͅ’̸͓̍̆̏̈́̉̾ ̃a̧̮̯͇̲͒ͮ̀t̫ͨ̽ͨ ̼̳̣̝̬͈̠̄ͩ̎ͯ͒ͣt̋ͣ̃ͫh̞̻̯̤̰̲̎͗̅ͦͦ̕ͅe͚͖͈̳͖̘̅̏͗ͭ̏̐͊ͅ ̟ͮ͋̔ͮ͆ͧͯs̼ͦ̍ü͉͖ͅn̡̫̘̺̤̼͉̹,̼̮̳̠͓̳̟̔ͦͬͯͮͦ̓ ̹̘͝[͖̤̏̍̈?̞̯͉̰̖]̧͕͎̲͔ͯ͌̒ ͏̼̪͕̹̜f̼̥ủ̺̟̥̐ͭ͋̊̈́l̈́͑̍̏҉͍̠̘̳̹͉͙l̲̘̮̩̟͖͇ͣ̈́ͣͣ̂͞ ̨̜̙͚ͬ̌̔ͭg͚̙̱͔̮͍̮̃͊ͨaͤͭͪ͋z̜̞͚̏͡ͅị͌̌͋͑n̷̪̣̼̖̞̖̑’͎̈̀̉̇̇̒̉͢
̦̬͒͞I̢̻͖̩̤̳̠̟ͦ͌̽’̘̣̇̽͊ͤ̆̓ͬ̀m̢̹͓̤̅̃̄̈̇̑ ͮ̈͂̅͡l͍̰͓͎̟̓̂͗́͐̏̎ͅͅi͖͚̣̥̖k͐ͪ̈́ͯ̋̓͏̮̞͖̭̗͇e̡ͪͩ̇̓̓̚,̙͕̺͎̖̄̓̓͆͋͠ ͔̠̘ͨ̋ͪͮ͛͊͂“̝̗̩̠ͤͪ͋͋tͪ̉̐̐̓̅ĥ̦̼͍̹͉̪̻ͥ̀e͑ͧ͌̚ ̗͓̳̩̟̊p͖͕̥͍̣͉̞ͬͥ̄ͦ̈́ͯ͋o̘̻͓̤͚̞̗͊͘o͌͌̈̅ͣ͢ľ̢̀ ̘̬̥̹͎͂̑ͪͦͥ̊ͦw̫̤͇̘̳ͪ͆ͧ͂̋̿̃ͅh̵̬͕̰̪͐̆̓̔̒̈e͈͖̙̍r͈̤̹̫̐ë̻̤̰̮̿̈͒̊̾ ̸̲̣̱̳̀I̖’͛͑͛͆̎͊ͮm͇͑͆̌͑̀ ̦͗̅̅s̮̮̼̒t̺̬̜̞̞̅ͣ͐a͓̤̗̞͎̟͔ͥy͍̜̙̟̤̳͇̏̉i̞̺͉̻̖͒̉͜ͅn̳̿̎̉͆ͪ̃͡'̪̼͎̪̠̹͇̒̋ͦ̃̎̂͂”͓̘͐̿
̍̎̎ͫ͌͝T͍̤̞̓̑hͥ͒̾̈͏è̮͉͈̬̭̫ͮ̊ͭ̄ͣy̲͇̙̼̖ͅ’̻̭̩̜͖̲̔͊ͣͦ̃͝ͅre̯̦̐ͪ͘ ̄͞ľ҉̥̞͉͕̳̩͓ḭ͎̰̦̲̺̳ͪ͑͒̃k̡̯ë̥̫̙̺́̋̍̏,̙̹͇ͣ̎͂̃ ̱͍͖̯̝ͣ͌͗̄̚ͅ“̵͔̗̩̱̔̌̀ͣy͚̣oͭ̓̍̆́̓҉͓ư̆̐̃͛̌̍͋ ̉҉͖̜̮͉̫̮̭w̴̱͖a̻̯ͤ̇͂̽̓n̟̼͚͚̼͖̳ņ͕̫̳̾ͩ̒̏̌̈́̚a͕̞͓̐ͯ́͌͗̃ͭ͞ ͖̼̻̗̝̝͔b̫͍̭͖͇̙ͦ͊ē͓͚̦͕͙̺ͭ͂ ̟̲͓͙ͥͪ̿͊ͩf̰̪͠aͧͯm̦͇̫̪͢o̬̞̞ͩ̈́ͯ͌̽̆͌u͖̒̅̈s͕̩͇̭͚̓ͧͬ̅͌ͤ”͙͔̙̺̞̫͋̎͂
̲̩̒̿͗́̌̍͛Iͭ͏̪̜’͏̗͓͈m҉ ̬̿͌̋̚ṭ̬͕̥͚̮ͅr̘̰̘͙͕ͣ͌ͪ̏ͬȳ̥̞͉̝̯̂͜n̯͐̄̏͠a̰̮͔͈̫̯͙͒̚ ̸̰̝̓̂ͮ̈̂̈ͫb̸̗̪͓̞͙͖̤͌ͪ̓e͓͔̯̙̖͖̮ͨ ̨̯̲̖̲͇ͥͯ̍o̳͉͇̫͎ͬ́͌ͭ͊̚͞ṳ̺ͥ́t̴͂͂ ̱͎͔ͨ͘w̝͓̮͐̔̈́i̞͎̻ͣͬͩ̌̔̚t̆̍̏ͬ͑h͍̪̗̘̠̼̊͛͗͜ ̦̿͝a̺͐̌̐͑̚l͓̲͙͗ͩ͂lͬͯͥ̉̀͛̚ ̱̘t͕̤̹h̗̬̟̞͔͇͕͡ẽ̳͇͎͓͒͋̒͛͌ ͇̭͖͢ͅg̟ͫͩr͈̮̩̳͔̮̰e̷͚̟̺̻ͪà͈̹̜̯̟͍̫̐ṫ͇̙̩̹̋̄ͣ̏̐̓͘e̼̰̰s̹̅̈́̓̊ͭ̚͘t̳͙̩̭̬̥̎ͮ̈̌̅ͪ,̯͚͇͈̻͈ͮ̚͝ ̫͇̦̪͔̲͉I̵͇͉̯̙̯͑̃’͉̺̫̻̽ͥ̔̌̌͜m͚̩̟̓̕ ̦͌̇ͧǎ̸̞̙̦̺̊ͭ̈́ͥ ̫̱̇̃͑̏l̶͎̘ͣ̓͋ͦͯï̩̠͔͚̯̟̐͂̃̑̈́ͤ͟l̘͠’̻̮̟͋̌̏̿͜ ̡̜͍̙̪̪̣̜̀ͧ́F͈̔ͥ̄ľ͏̞̮̗o̘͊ͭ́̊͛͘r̟̟̜͇̤ͭ̈́̎ͬ͠i̗͇͈̰̥͖̳͑͛̾ͯ̚d̡̫̥̹̮̜ͭa̶̬̥͚͍̱̩ͥͨͬͨ̇ͅ ͙̺b̋͑̍ͩ͋̆o͊y̔͂̊͛̾̑̐́
̻̈͛I̗̳̼̫͖͔̍̐̐̑ͪͥͅt̫̓̈́̏ ̸̙̦̜̭̪͐̿̓̉ͬͅg͙͔͉̳̬͎̺̀̒̔̒ͯe̳͎̟̯̠̗ͧ̆͆̅̽͢ţ̱̹̹̽́̅̒ ̨̜̹̮̍͗̌ͅr̷͖̖ͦ̂ͪ̋e͇̣͉̹ͯ̍̃̃ͧ̂ͤâ̵͙̪̤͉ͬ́̉̍̽l ̗̤̟͈͚́͒͋̑́̈̈́͞d̸̼̱͗̓̔̋̃͊ḁ̫̭͚͍̼̟ͩͧ̿ͧ̆m͕̼̮̞͂ñ̹͇͈̠̳͇̼̍̊̅͐ ̤̝̠͍̜͈̇ͪ͂t͓͊ͣ̂̎ͧ̽͆r̯͇̼̮ͬ́̉͛̉͘o̴̬ͣ͆̽͐̉̿̚p̪͖̹̗̒i̜͈̳̪̾̓ç̼̩,̢̔ ͙͔̗͚͊͊͑̓͒Ī͙̹̠̲̆̉͑̔’͍̓̿ͩ̄̍͛m̗̞ ̠͚̺̣l̬͓̒̎̋̚͘i͚̣̠ͦ̌͗͠k͉͈̼͙̖͛̓ͥ̿̈e̞̩̦ͥ̽̉̏̓ͭͮ̀ ̲̞̱̭̟͜ď̵͕͖͖̯ͪ̆͋̐ͭ̽ä̻͍̺̜̼̙͕́m̥̥͇͚̰̮̲͊͒̈̃̀ņͮ ́̅ͥ̃͆͂͏̙̗I͑ͫ̋̓̐͗’̻̼͙̌̈ͬͮ͐ͯͩ͘m̱͎̣͔̹̠̻ͣͧ́ ͑͏͈̦͎͓̗ͅt̜͚͆̇h͆̿͑̑͏ë̷̆ ̭͙̦̳̟͒̿̓tͤ̐̇͑͏̮͚̪ǒ͖̖̭ͪͧ̊͊̽͑p̦̼̐͗́ͦͩi͈̩c͎ͭͨ́̀̿̋͡ͅ
̗͕̼̫͎̜̝̐̿̀͑Ḯ̳̫̹͇̣̎͂̈ͥ̇̚’̿̔ͪ̊҉̮͍m̛͇̙̘̖̬̅ͩ̈ͧ̑ ̻̿ͥ̒͋ͥ͌a̻͇̿̑͗͌͐̈n̵̤͈̈͗ͣ̏͌̾͋ ̾͐̏í̡̫̾ͩ̍ͫs̵͉̒ͣ̐̑l̤̰̰̯̦͔̈́̌ͣͧ̿ͮ̍å̺̭̺̦̣̣͛ͮ̈͆̍ņ̤̝̾̀̅d̘̫̦̺̙͢ͅ b͆ͬ̍̾ͨ͂͊ȯͧͥ̄ͨͣ́y̶̫͓̗̋ͅ,͐ͤͬ̓̃҉ ̮̥͐͗͋̏̽͂̀Í̗̘̞ ̜̌́p͕̗̠̰̣̳ͧ̊͗ͪ̑u̵͍͖̘̥͎͍̗t̷͙̺̞̺̻̝̳̃ ͕̟ͬ̆ͩ̚m͌y̧̆͐ͫ̾͒͛̆ ̝͙̝͆ͫ̋͊͞v̭̮̯ͪͧ̄́ͪ̊ͪe̞̠̩̦̯̤ͩŝ̢̹̺̠͈͈̬͌̑t̩̮̻͚̥̳̱ͮ͟ ͎̦̬̝̞͉͗̐̈́ͫ͑o͕̲͔̫ͨ̊ͬń̬̫,̱͍̝̀͐̆̀ ̄͆҉̗̭̹̭͈y̝͋̈͛e̘̬̺ͥͥả͚͍̩̒͆̑̉ͮ̋ͅh̺̐ͦ̌
̞̫̫̔̌ͤL̴͙ͮ́͊i̳̦k͔̖̫̊̓e̳̖̼ ̺̓̍̃̀ͭa̷̫̣̘͚̲̝̳ ̐̎ͧ̂̓҉͖̰͇͍w̽a̲̹͊̽̽̐̿ͦ̚g̢̖̃ͭ̇̋ͮw̻̋̏̇͜a̺̭̹̻̞ͩ̿̅͌n͎̒͛͛̄̈́͑ ̱̳͔̈̃̾ͦ̚m̡̜̦̖̻̤̈́a̵̼̲͚̗͛ͥn͙ͮ͋ͤͥ,̥̩͖̭̗̼̔̀ͭ ̓͒̏҉̺ṱ̜̪̠̩͍ͪ̽̚r̸̲̯ͬͤͮ̒̔̐́ÿ̷̟͎͖́ͬͬͬ̓n̸̺̰͓̖̩̙͙̓͛ͩ͆ͫ̉ȃ̤̖͉̣̗̲̻̽̅ͥ͐͡ ͖̙͎̠̝̖̎m̮̦̪̳̹ͣ̈́͊̒̂́aͦk̞͙̮̎ͪe̓̓̽͏̮̻͚ ̥͈̣ͯ̉ͥ̔̅ͨ͞i̥͓͕̩̻͖͒̑͂ͬ̾̌̚t͙̜͕̟̐ͥ̿̚ ͇͚̝̳̻ͯ̀t̤̘͖͍͎͆ͯͦ̀o̮̭͇̦̺̫̾̋͞ͅ ͕̱̱t̴̲͔͈͔̫͉̓̊ͦh͈̙̝̣̿ͮ͑͆͡eͥ̃͗̑̅ ̷͔̄̓͛͛t̶̞̺̹̩͖̼̔ͅo̍͏̬̳͈̪̦̭ͅp̍͐
ͨ͠I̧̥͔͉̹ͥ͋͂̊̔̉͆’͉̀͂͊͌͊̒̀m̛̱̂ ̛͎̦ͤͩ̏ͣ͒ͥ̈a̮̺̦̩͎̟͡n̾̅́҉̹̝ ̸iͥ̕s̗͙͚̔l͙̣͇̫ͤ̊ͥͅḁ̴̞̰̻̤͊ń̘̰̪̤̲͖ͧͪḓ̻̱͈̥͚̈͗̈́͒̌̚ ̆͐ͬ̒͊̉͝b̸̹͓̫ͬͮͨͪ̀̆͑o̧͇͕͎̣̪̥̫ͭ͊͛yͨ́̈́ͭ͢,͉̻͔̞͇͙̈̍ͅ ̸̪̦̭͍̩͆́͛͂I̡̫̲͎̤̭͉̥ͪ͛̓ ͙̩ͩ̀͝b̠̳͕̖͋͒̌͂e̪̖̭̅̋ͭͣ̓͡é̷͍͙̳̯̣̮̑͌ͧͯͬ̋n̜͔ͥ̍ͥ̐͘ ̹̮̗̰̝̪̥ͪͫͯ̏t̑͡r͓͚͉̘͇̰̀ͥy̦̒̓͒̓̄̀ị̱̦̞̞ͨ̿̋̒͛̐͛ͅṅ͖̜̹͚̝͖̫͠g͚̼̞̳̬ ̫͎̺̫̞̩̽ͭ̈́ͦͪͅt̯͍o̡̠̼̹̾̄ ͔̰̹̣̟m̻͚̤͍̓̄́͘a̶̲ͪ̔ͭ̋k̵̳̥̼̔͒̊̔eͦ̎̿͒ͨͤ̑ ̠͓ͤͮ̑̽͟i̼̎ͩ͋̋̈t͇̤̙ͮͣ͘
̛̦̲̭̗̼̼͆A̧̭̯͎̥ͤy̶͚̤y̟̣̮̳͖̭̤̍̅͊̎̔,̶̺͓̖̲̝̣͋͒ ̈̍ͥ͋̂s̝͐̔̀ĕ̴̦̖͚͖̗ë͈͒̽ͨn̛̩̣̈́ͨ͛̆̚ͅ ̡͔̫̜̰̞̞̌ͬͪi̧̮͓̱̺̐͗̽ͥt̯̘̩̾ͧ ̫̞̯̄̌͑͞w̛̟̜̟͔͔̯̰͊̅̈̓̈į̩̗̖̩̈́ͫt̶̙͙h͚̪̺͎̺̩̲̚ ͔͈̳͙̭̿͑̈́t̟̠h͏͙̤̲̟͙ͅę̬͔̲͕͔͎̃ͅ ̣͓͍̮̻̻͉ͦ̃͠g͓̥͕̥̞̮ͭ̈́̈̂ͮ̓a̪̲̻͈ͯ͆͛ͦ̐̃͠n̠̲̫̯̅ͮ͂̋̽̉͆͝ͅg̣̻̭͓̟ͦͫ̅̏ͬͅ,̇̔͒̍ͮ͏̳̞̮̲̙̠ ̰̻̫͗g͈̟͔̠̰͔̼ͦ͋ͤ̇̀ä̫̱̝̻̯́n̲̞͉̐̋̊̓ͫͩ̾g̞ͮͣ͐͐ͣ̀,̰͇̘̩̮̦̮ͥ͜ ̘̠͚̆s̬̟̖̺̣̰ͪ͗͋͆̏̑͝w̺̜̮͔̝̼ͯ̄̈́i̻̘͙̦͇̯ͨ͡n̗̳̣̝͊ͧͧͪ̒ͬ̇g̺̑̀̆͑́͆̚Y͖̤̬̟̬̘ͭ͒ͨ́ó̸̰̋̿̾̃̓́ù̧̜̬̱ͨͤ̒̄̈́ͥ ̆͊̑̒̋ǎ̬̳̼̗͓͋̿i̮͚̊͗̅́͘n̜̳̹̍ͮͯ̌̇͂’̷̲͔̜̣͋͗͛t ̸͉̭̝̠͓̝j̝͉̳͖̝͓ų͙̜̪̘s̯̠̻̟̅̾̑͢t̢͚̔͐̇̈́ͯ ͔̮̠̠̖͕͆̎ͪs̡̳̗̼͖̄̓ͨẁ̖̼̬̮̒ǎ̱̣͍͈̤̩͔̊ͮͧ́̈͘ṉ̡̻̬̊ͬ́̊̎ͫ̐ḡͨ̄ͪ͗̍ͅ ̡͚̻͚͇ņ̬̪̼̰͂̋o͚̪ ̭͖̗̠̦̋̃̾ͭͣc͖̉ͩả̟̞̫͇͖̥̜n̦̝̯̗̓ͥͫ̄̎ͮ́ė͈͍̙̜̓̀
͔̭̘̗S̺ͣt̖͈̝̹̫̥̞̓̅͆ͪ̆̈̅o̥͕̙̱̦̲̾ͣ̓ͣ̀r͎̘͈̦ͣ̈̉́̃͗m̥̥̳̦̳̲ͦ ͎̝̜̹͖ͧͅt̳ͮ̉ͪh̶̟̠̺̙͇ͮ̀r͇͓̹̱͖͍͒̃̈́ͣͦ̂͗ǒ̡ͧ̍u̫̠̠̜͒̍̍ͪg̙͎̺͋͛́ͨ̚͜ͅh͍͟ ͖͍̤̲̝̈ͅt̛̖͍̙̠̝͓̤́̔̽̈ͧ͐ͤh̹̼͎̪ͦ̑̋͐ě͊̇̌̔ͣ ̣̉͋r̸ͮ̚á̴̹͕i͖̫̜͎͓̙͋̅͡ͅn̨̿,̻͟ ̷͒̿̅͐ͩ͆c̔҉͚ȃ̢͎̺̃͗u̴̖̟̬̮̞̠̲̎͒̆͒̄ṡ̖̥̝̺͛̅̏͆ͦȅ̏͛̎ͪͬ̓ ̫͌́ͭ̀wͥ͌͑̽e̥͎͎̥̝̓ ̗̉͑̂t̛̮͕̼̥̺͔̂͆ͪ͒̑͒r̯̙̯͐̐̆̋͊̚̚ẙ̺̰̘͔̝̮̔̄̄n̡̳̟̳͉̍ͧ͒ͫ̿ä̭̘̺͆̔͒̚ ͔͚̗̙̹̐͐͂̚[̰̓͗͡?͈̜̺̻͟]̻̲̺̱͖̰̻͛̐ͦ͒͠ ̅͏̞l̻̰̼̙̪ͩͅi̸͚̇̏̌ͭ̓̏̐k̸̳̭̯̦̏è͍͈͕̹͓͎ ̸̣̤̙̣̱̌̌â̴̫̯̿̍ ͎̥̻̼͉̜͊̀l͙̜̹͊̄̚ḯ̹͇̉̍͠o̘͔̘̩͇n̻̗͔͇
̰̺͉͖͍̠ͦ͌ͬͪͮ̿͟ͅF̪̭̮͔̬̭̏̎ͦͣ̄ͦr̢̲͇͔̼̳͈ͯo̷̟̞̺ͩ̽̂̃́̚ͅͅm̱̰̫͚̫̲̩ ͈̹̜͚̒̆̉͋ͨ̋t͌̓̔̔̉h͐ͥ̉e̷͇̥͍͖̤ ̜̅ͮ͑̌ͯ͗̚i̲̺̹̞̾ͩ̋͌͛ͯs̗̗͔̜̰ͨ͗ͪͬ̾̑̔l͇̮̱̲̪̄̃̒͛́ͨ͜ā̫͈̫͒̽̽n̖͙̼͖̰̤͉ͫͨͨd̖̱̟̭͟ ̈̎̽҉̙͔͎b̑̎̔ͭ̇̎͏̻̥̱̗̰͚̣o͈͈͉ͣͤ̓̾̿͂̈́ͅy̖̳͡,͓̖̪͎̔ͫ̊ͪͤ̑ ̸̲̹̟̲̞͛͑f̲̜̻͚̝̾̊̏̅ͯ̔͠r̷̿̽ŏ̺̌͑̓̄ṁ̙͉͖̳͜ ̡͖͉̣̣͎͕͚͗ͯ͐ͫ̚t̗̜͚͇͛h̡̟͓̟̾ͬͩĕ̯̖̻̤̩͔͇͗̉̄̍̚͟ ͌͛͑͋ͣ͟C̳̭̪̝͊̓̆͐ͮa̙̲̣͕͐ͥͦ̄̽r̘̅͗̃̉̽͂ͨi̶͔͇͌̊̍b̒b̺̃ͮͧͫ͜ẹ͍̥̘͗̐ͅȃ͒̀ͮ͜n̮͛Qu͇̹̞̫͚̗͑͛́͆̐ͦe̼̯͓͓͒͠ ͍̞̻̰͕̹̆ͭͦͣ͊͛̊͝ͅë̮̰̱̼̄̑̓ͮ ̻͉̦̏̃ͣc̖̫̜̜͎̩̖̓̋͊ő͕͉̟ͅḻ͓̼̲̠͗ͥ͊̚̕ͅ ͯ̾ͧ͏̰̣͔͙̤̱ş̱̲̙̤̌ͅò̙͍͎͕̻̼̬ͭͬ̓̀ͨy̡̫̪̏̅̓̈́̐͒ ̭̜̖̗̺͎̹ͯ̎͐̈́̈͡g̫̜͓͍̙̲͂u̞͚͉̭̹͙̍ͮͤͧa̧̟̞y͋͛ͮ͂͐ͬ,͎͊ͪͭ̂ ͖̜͇̬͈̺͘y̷̺̼͉̜̓̊à̢̟͙͈̦̟̠͖h̷͖̯̟̖͙̑
̿҉̥̰Iͨ͡’̟͔ͤm͚̯͕͇̬̜̆̅̇ͯͤ̍́͘ ̡̊ͧ̓a͙̟̹ͮ̃͒̀͋n̜̤̞̫̱̭̔̂ ̭̲̺̣͓̞̆̏́ͅi͉͍͚̬̗̟̔ͨͫs͎̥͎̥̼ͤ̈́̋͢l̢͇ͦ͌à̪̲ͥ͐͑͘n̡̽̄̔ͭ̽̚̚d̫͇̹͈͙̟̿͡ ̮̟ͧͧͭb͈̤͙̙̹ͯo̴̖͖ͨy̲̼͔,͈̭͙͙͇̾̎͛ ̷͓̿I̭̽̅̓̅͟ ̢̼̖̝͈̥͕ͨͥ̿ͦp̠̖̫̱̣ͬͮͫ̆̎ͣͧ͘ú͖͔̣̝̖͍t͙͔͉͈͍̎̇ͭͯ ̥͈̜̩̳͎̹͢m̙̠͈̹͇ͩ͛͛͞y̰̎ͧ̈́̈̎ ̯̮͔̞̳͚͔̿̀͐̅ͯ̉v̴̖͎̖͇ͤ̋ͥ̄ͨ̂͆e̲̼̥͔͡s̔ͩ͐ṱ̅̇ ͖ͭ̈́̾ȯ̵̺̱͙͕̯̻̋ͭn̦̼̱̉ͣ̍͋ͥ͢,͇̬̍͗ͦͪ̾̅͗͝ ͇̜̟͕͍̼̓̅͌̇́͒y̱̠͙̗̮ͥ̎̏̀̔͝ḛ̤̟̭͈̲̔̉̃̋ͪå̵̘̜̱̗̬ͪ̆h͙̰̘̟̺͙̐ͨ̈́̒

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From the caribeon 

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Found the new 12oz mascot 

[MOOGLE?]

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[MOOGLE?]

[One Man Banned]

Lol'd.  Then showed my girl and watched twice more loling

[MOOGLE?]

[mr.yuck]

Lol @MOOGLE?my old lady might stab me in the ass for pulling a stunt like that!

Edited October 29, 2021 by mr.yuck

[LUGR]

^Catch a shank in the stank…

 

^^That AI deep fake Sweet Baby Ray’s bbq sauce ad does not make me want to buy.

[One Man Banned]

[Dark_Knight]

Dude looks like he forced his girlfriend to go along with his costume idea. She clearly doesn’t fully understand the pinnacle of humor that they reached 

Edited October 29, 2021 by Dark_Knight
Stoned

[mr.yuck]

@Dark_Knight I’m not even sure they are at a costume party. His girls face reads; why are we doing this? 

lol

 

This is the smoothest dude on earth!

[Mercer]

17 hours ago, MOOGLE? said:

 

 

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[Deine Mudder]

[MOOGLE?]

 

[Mercer]

[MOOGLE?]

[fat ralphy]

bro is that really a deep fake - im hella susceptible to that shit, swore it was real.

[LUGR]

 

[One Man Banned]

12 minutes ago, LUGR said:

 

 

 

[mr.yuck]

I edged up the top half of my beard and mustache today and as soon as I drove out the neighborhood I had this dude start honking and flashing his lights as I rolled past. So I hit the breaks and he backed up to me. This cat starts talking to me rapid fire in Spanish and I finally get out “no habla, amigo!” He starts laughing and says something I imagine to be “I thought you were Puerto Rican,” and “no English,” as he sped off.

 

I looked at myself in the mirror and started laughing too. If I had been rocking a gold chain that would have been a wrap. There wouldn’t be any convincing this dude I wasn’t who he thought I was.

[Mercer]

[MOOGLE?]