metronome Posted December 5, 2020 Share Posted December 5, 2020 5 hours ago, ndv said: Only if you turn the pressure up Ain't nothing wrong with that 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Deine Mudder Posted December 5, 2020 Share Posted December 5, 2020 I'm Y 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted December 5, 2020 Share Posted December 5, 2020 ^convicted of murder in a robbery, escaped 3 times, this was the last and he somehow mailed himself out of the prison in a crate fucking crazy. They caught him a year later in Canada Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted December 6, 2020 Share Posted December 6, 2020 I_mean_he_was_almost_done..-hbdenp0c9u061.mp4 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ndv Posted December 6, 2020 Share Posted December 6, 2020 ^^ 😯 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ndv Posted December 7, 2020 Share Posted December 7, 2020 On 12/4/2020 at 11:36 AM, ndv said: I am posting this one in the nonsense thread. So about 1 minute ago I just had 2 Quill .com Salesmen walk into my business and give me their sales pitch and yada, yada, yada... So as he is giving me this sales pitch the salesman hand me a broacher (keep that in mind). So after I allow him to keep talking for a little while, I asked him if I could have his business card and I'll get back with you. Salesman said, "Ummm I do not have a business card, because Quill doesn't want us to hand out things due to COVID. It's a safety precaution." Really!? So I hand him his flyer (broacher) back and tell him come back at 4pm. FYI: 3:30pm I am gone for the day. Udate: So I am taking it my question was deliberately avoided or this is an auto response for what purpose to customer service? Or I just may have not worded my question right? What nonsense... Original Message Follows: ------------------------ From: To: solutions@quill.com<br> Subject: Other<br> Date: December 5, 2020 2:08:01 AM IST<br> Request Date and Time : 12/4/2020 3:36:58 PM First Name : Last Name : Phone Number : E-mail Address : Account # Web Recap Number : Order Number : Item Number : Comments: Hello! I had 2 of your salesmen come into my office today and wanted me to sign up, but I was busy and asked for a business card so I can get back with them. I want to verify the salesmen where legit because I was told by 1 of the salesmen that it was against Quill policy to hand out business cards due to the risk of COVID-19. Is this true? Thanks in advance! The answer... Hello, The sales associate is a member of the team we use to introduce new customers to Quill.Com. While they may stop by for a 1st order follow-up visit, because they move on to new territories when finished in an area, they are not able to continue to visit your office. We do have an extensive staff of skilled associates who are ready, willing and able to assist you in selecting the right products to meet all of your office needs. We also invite you to try our award winning website www.quill.com where you will find a selection of more than 65,000 office products. Welcome to Quill.Com! We look forward to making your job of taking care of your office Fast, Simple and Satisfying. We value your business, thank you for choosing Quill.com. Sincerely, Kaelynn K. Quill.Com http://www.quill.com ************************************************************************ Go paperless! Faster Invoices. Greener office. Go to Quill.com/MyAccount to sign-up! ************************************************************************ Please help Quill.com keep your personal information secure by not providing credit card information within email correspondence. Should any credit information be required, a Quill.com representative will contact you via phone for further information. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted December 7, 2020 Share Posted December 7, 2020 You should write a follow up message saying that you want to do business with them, but only with the representatives that personally stopped by your office. No fucking funny business. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted December 7, 2020 Share Posted December 7, 2020 I am now going to have to approach it a little different. Which I think you just did that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Schnitzel Posted December 8, 2020 Share Posted December 8, 2020 Hey-ey Do the mermaid Everybody jump, jump right in, Hula with the flow and then shimmy with the swim, Oh yeah! Do the mermaid! Hey-ey! Grab your nose, snorkel down, All the pretty mermaid girls are dancing all around! Yeah, yeah! Do the mermaid! Hey-ey! Now everybody make the boat rock, rock, rock, Everybody make the boat rock, rock, rock, rock, flip! Do the surf girl, Do the surf girl. Everybody drop, drop right in, Join the party wave and take a turtle for a spin, Oh yeah! Do the surf girl! Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com Now everybody nose, nose right down, All the pretty surfer girls are dancing all around, Oh yeah! Do the surf girl! Now everybody make the boat rock, rock, rock, Everybody make the boat rock, rock, rock, rock... Do the surf girl, Do the surf girl. Join, join, join the party wave! Ride, ride, ride the party wave! Give, give, give the party wave! Live, live, live the party wave! The party wave! Oh! Now everybody make the boat rock, rock, rock, Everybody make the boat rock, rock, rock, rock... Do the mermaid, Do the surf girl, And we'll all make the boat rock! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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SMdoubleXL Posted December 9, 2020 Share Posted December 9, 2020 That hurts my fucking neck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ndv Posted December 9, 2020 Share Posted December 9, 2020 Rough seas? Or drunken sailor? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted December 9, 2020 Share Posted December 9, 2020 2 hours ago, ndv said: Rough seas? Or drunken sailor? Yuge storm, 1900 containers overboard or destroyed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ndv Posted December 9, 2020 Share Posted December 9, 2020 ^^ C'mon, Who and the what and the hell is this? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kults Posted December 9, 2020 Share Posted December 9, 2020 like farts... from a twat 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Kults Posted December 9, 2020 Share Posted December 9, 2020 ^ fkn nonsense Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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