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Company comes out with new pork-laced ammunition they believe will keep Muslims from going to heaven.

 

A company in Dalton Gardens, Idaho has developed a new line of pork-laced bullets they hope will be used to fight back against Islamic terrorists.

South Fork Industries created the bullets, which they call Jihawg Ammo, so they can be used as a 'defensive deterrent to those who violently act in the name of Islam.'

They took traditional ammo and coated the bullets in a pork-infused paint. Those shot with the bullets would be unclean, as the Islamic religious forbids Muslims from coming into contact with pig meat.

 

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Unclean: The creators of Jihawg Ammo believe that shooting a Muslim with a pork-laced bullet will keep them from getting to heaven

 

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Terrorist repellant: The bullets were created to deter 'those who violently act in the name of Islam'

 

The manufacturers believe that this act will keep any Muslims shot with the bullets from going to heaven.

'With Jihawg Ammo, you don't just kill an Islamist terrorist, you also send him to hell.That should give would-be martyrs something to think about before they launch an attack. If it ever becomes necessary to defend yourself and those around you our ammo works on two levels,' the company said in a press release earlier this month.

 

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Not effective: Religious experts say there is nothing in the Quran that states dying with pork in your system would keep one from getting to heaven

 

But experts on the religion disagree with the theory that the bullets would keep Muslims from attaining salvation.

'There is no penalty for coming into contact with pork given by the Quran,' said Shannon Dunn, assistant professor of religious studies at Gonzaga University in an interview with Religion News Service.

 

'To my knowledge, Muslims, especially unknowingly, would not be banned from heaven for eating or getting hit by pork. There are some interpreters who suggest that Muslims should eat pork than starve, if faced with that alternative.'

Effective or not, the company is getting a surprising amount of support on Facebook with more than 5,500 likes.

And they're looking to make money outside of bullet sales.

The company is selling shirts and other paraphernalia on their website with such taglines as 'Do 72 Virgins a Favor' and 'Put Some Ham in MoHAMed'.

 

 

Just when I thought I'd seen it all.

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Company comes out with new pork-laced ammunition they believe will keep Muslims from going to heaven.[/size]

 

A company in Dalton Gardens, Idaho has developed a new line of pork-laced bullets they hope will be used to fight back against Islamic terrorists.

South Fork Industries created the bullets, which they call Jihawg Ammo, so they can be used as a 'defensive deterrent to those who violently act in the name of Islam.'

They took traditional ammo and coated the bullets in a pork-infused paint. Those shot with the bullets would be unclean, as the Islamic religious forbids Muslims from coming into contact with pig meat.

 

article-2347150-1A79D969000005DC-190_634x376.jpg

Unclean: The creators of Jihawg Ammo believe that shooting a Muslim with a pork-laced bullet will keep them from getting to heaven

 

article-2347150-1A79D965000005DC-336_634x321.jpg

Terrorist repellant: The bullets were created to deter 'those who violently act in the name of Islam'

 

The manufacturers believe that this act will keep any Muslims shot with the bullets from going to heaven.

'With Jihawg Ammo, you don't just kill an Islamist terrorist, you also send him to hell.That should give would-be martyrs something to think about before they launch an attack. If it ever becomes necessary to defend yourself and those around you our ammo works on two levels,' the company said in a press release earlier this month.

 

article-2347150-1A79D95D000005DC-214_634x617.jpg

Not effective: Religious experts say there is nothing in the Quran that states dying with pork in your system would keep one from getting to heaven

 

But experts on the religion disagree with the theory that the bullets would keep Muslims from attaining salvation.

'There is no penalty for coming into contact with pork given by the Quran,' said Shannon Dunn, assistant professor of religious studies at Gonzaga University in an interview with Religion News Service.

 

'To my knowledge, Muslims, especially unknowingly, would not be banned from heaven for eating or getting hit by pork. There are some interpreters who suggest that Muslims should eat pork than starve, if faced with that alternative.'

Effective or not, the company is getting a surprising amount of support on Facebook with more than 5,500 likes.

And they're looking to make money outside of bullet sales.

The company is selling shirts and other paraphernalia on their website with such taglines as 'Do 72 Virgins a Favor' and 'Put Some Ham in MoHAMed'.

 

 

Just when I thought I'd seen it all.

 

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