YearzOne 626 Posted July 2, 2012 Share Posted July 2, 2012 hmmm Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Realism 836 Posted July 2, 2012 Share Posted July 2, 2012 When we were in middle school, we found his mom's duffle bag in the closet with a huge black dildo. Next, we found a jar of Vasoline in his mom's bedside table with a giant scoop missing from the middle, like someone dipped and greased a baseball bat with it. The unfortunate part, for him, is his mom lost one of her hands to drugs when she was younger and had a stump about that size. Let your imagination run with that, we have never let him forget that. NEVER FORGET. Then, we're in high school and he's living at his dad's. They're out of town for the week, and we find a briefcase under the bed. After some cleverness from another friend, we pot the combination on it. It was a porn emporium. Gimp masks, cock rings, nipple clamps, dildos, videos... anything you can think of, it was in there. We put the pics of his stepmom on a newsgroup (I know I'm really dating myself here). Mind you, we're all about two hits of acid in... I pull out a huge studded dildo and smack his girlfriend across the face with it. Everyone laughed, so I did it again. Irritated, she bites it as I am swinging it at her and locks down on the head of it. About four seconds in it dawns on everyone in the room where exactly that thing has or could have been. He broke up with her within three days, he said he couldn't get the thought of kissing her afterwards out of his head. Best part was, unbeknownst to him, we had taken this now teeth-indented dildo and hid it between the legs of a wolf statue up on a mantel in the family room. His stepmother and father found it about a week after their return home. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
YearzOne 626 Posted July 2, 2012 Share Posted July 2, 2012 QUE? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ohefdubs 63 Posted July 2, 2012 Share Posted July 2, 2012 car temps arent accurate doh I promise it was hot as hell Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Deine Mudder 1,074 Posted July 2, 2012 Share Posted July 2, 2012 Intro of new Futurama episode - Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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bed framed 221 Posted July 2, 2012 Share Posted July 2, 2012 Intro of new Futurama episode - yea they're doing that for promos now too haha.... also, I can't wait for the Black Dynamite cartoon to come out on Adult Swim! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RIPS 457 Posted July 2, 2012 Share Posted July 2, 2012 YOU BETTER PUT SOME PORK CHOPS ON THE GRILL!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
nsmbfan 395 Posted July 2, 2012 Share Posted July 2, 2012 but then i was like not giving a fuck 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
anybody_wanna_peanut? 136 Posted July 2, 2012 Share Posted July 2, 2012 DAMN THATS A BIG DUDE FOR THAT OIL DRUM Quote Link to post Share on other sites
nsmbfan 395 Posted July 2, 2012 Share Posted July 2, 2012 i think he just swoled up in there like a bloated corpse Quote Link to post Share on other sites
anybody_wanna_peanut? 136 Posted July 2, 2012 Share Posted July 2, 2012 ^oh good cause that woulda been tough to get him in there http://www.morphthing.com/morph heres a way to kill a few hours.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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HUSK 272 Posted July 2, 2012 Share Posted July 2, 2012 ^^^ Illuminati man...... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RIPS 457 Posted July 2, 2012 Share Posted July 2, 2012 ^^ http://youtu.be/-62mgGbsS20 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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