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used to play on multiple teams as a child... soccer fucking sucks. everyone has eurocup fever & is an expert on the subject all of a sudden. pfft

 

 

Yeah, no. Not quite. I've been watching soccer since John Barnes played for Liverpool, which was about the late 80's. The US is one of, if not the only country, in which soccer is not a big deal.

So, no. I'm not a "Eurocup bandwagon expert". Pfft.

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Things I know about soccer:

 

I think there are 100 + leagues. No idea which ones are good. Does anyone?

 

It usually takes 2 hours for 10 guys to get a ball in a net that's 20ft wide. Lot of strategy involved.:(

 

You can see more action in a Target parking lot than on a soccer field.

 

Most soccer fans seem to be anal-retentive assholes...,

 

that's why their fans act like Mongol raiders high on pcp after 2 beers and think it's awesome to take

 

dumps in the stands and throw flares in each other's faces.

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