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Truly a sight to behold.

 

A man beaten.

 

The once great champ, now, a study in moppishness.

 

No longer the victory hungry stallion we've raced so many times before,

but a pathetic,

washed up,

aged ex-champion.

 

OMFG so much win! great movie, props must be spread around before i can give em again:lol: :lol: :lol:

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1. L. Ron Hubbard heard a crash of bricks, and then a chilling

shout, the kind that would make lesser men scream in

terror.

3. "OH YEAH!!!!!"

5. His time in the Navy hadn't prepared him for this.

7. The experiment, the god damned experiment, its purpose

had been so noble! But the result, less so. Now L. Ron was

trapped in the newly abandoned city of Norfolk, Nebraska,

pursued with dogged determination by this newly animate

Kool-Aid Man. His only weapon, a battered copy of

'Dianetics.' It had been given to him by a reincarnated

Malcolm X, who had taken it upon himself to 'referee' this

battle to the death. Some referee! The bastard had handed

him a book and vanished.

9. Another crash, closer much this time. "OH YEAH!!!!!" came

the demented voice of the Kool-Aid Man. L. Ron ran.

11. The Kool-Aid Man crashed through a wall just behind him.

L. Ron heard it shout again, and the sloshing, oh God, the

horrible sloshing! He had seen it consume other people,

seen them dissolve into that foul liquid, their souls forever

trapped in that sickly sweet cherry abomination. Suddenly

he had, not an idea, but maybe the first part....

13. He he half turned and looked back at the beast. It was

gaining on him quickly. He threw the book into the Kool-

Aid man's Kool-Aid. The book was absorbed into the Kool-

Aid instantly. The creature stopped. Its mind had been

flooded, overtaken by this new inrush of horrible

pseudoscientific ideas. Its Kool-Aid began to bubble. It lost

its balance, and fell to the ground. The horrible Kool-Aid

flowed from it like so much blood. The nightmare was

finally over.

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