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"Specifically, from the time this man had been a child

he had always had a strong sexual fascination with his

bowel movements, especially when they "come out

real long and soft". And on those occasions when he

had a bowel movement of the "right" feeling and

texture—an event which he claimed happened only

about once every couple of months— he would become

"uncontrollably aroused" from a sexual standpoint.

Using vegetable oil "to enhance the effect", he would

roll the bowel movement around in his hands,

sometimes for several hours; and he would enjoy

several ejaculations while in the process of doing this.

He would save his "nicer poopoos" in plastic bags,

sometimes for several days. And at several points

during this time span he would pick his bowel

movement out of the plastic bag and begin getting

sexually recharged again. During the course of this

behavior he would fantasize being with a "really

beautiful young girl" who had "long hair and a pretty

face" and who "also liked long, soft, beautiful oozie-

goozies".

 

 

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Love-shyness#_

 

http://www.love-shy.com/lsbb/index.php

 

 

 

lol found weaponxxx's blog

http://robertpervisvancouverbc.blogspot.com/?m=0

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look at this ... prepare yourselves.

 

i can and will fuck rebecca black. yes, the girl that sang friday. allow me to explain.

she's not yet 18 but when she is she'll be immediately fuckable.

she's gained 20 pounds since the friday video (estimate).

 

i fucks with that.

 

rebecca-black-main-500x360.jpg

 

look at her desperation too.

shes recording fan videos with 2g iphone or some shit.

desperately asking people to check her on social media.

 

i got this in the bag.

 

 

she sucks at saying things that can be paid attention to.

 

 

is she persian?

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ron perlman

 

fuck br0, i havent even been on the mic in time... legal/financial matters to deal with

 

 

Word me too man. I lost my job and started doing alot more unproductive pot smoking and illicit drugs....

 

KEEP GOING tho man. Stay on the course the cuz goal comes with obstacles and setbacks.

 

You got twitter? It's a huge convenient comedy outlet for me and I think a lot more "modern/coming up" comics should embrace it

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