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Comedian: Yo, check this out, black guys drive a car like this:

"Do, do, ch. Do-be-do, do-be-do-be-do."

Yeah, but white guys, see, they drive a car like this.

"Dee-da-dee, a-dee-da-dee-da-dee-da-dee."

[Audience howls with laughter]

 

Homer: Ah ha ha, it's true, it's true! We're so lame!

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Woman Offers Sex

For Cheeseburgers , Crime News

She was lovin' it a little too much.

Manatee resident Christine Faith Baker, 47, was arrested after

she allegedly offered sexual favors for two McDonald's dollar-

menu cheeseburgers, according to the Miami Herald .

An undercover officer invited Baker into his car on Friday and

started talking about sex. Baker allegedly said that her fee was

two McDoubles -- the dollar-menu version of a double

cheeseburger -- costing a grand total of $2.75.

Of course, Baker was also allegedly looking for a tip of another

$40 for her services, the Bradenton Herald reported.

The detective bought the burgers and drove to a vacant lot,

where other agents arrested Baker on charges of prostitution.

It's yet unclear whether she was allowed to eat the delicious

doubles before she was taken to jail.

Baker was released on Saturday.

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