The Nonsense thread

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[Fist 666]

a friend of mine has a 20 inch pedobear sticker on his 325i.

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[MOOGLE?]

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[bigdoughnut69]

[watson]

[anything goes]

 

NEEDS MOAR SAD KEANU

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[watson]

[StoneBonerOner]

thats dope, i always laugh at these studio apartments with double high ceilings, you are living in 500 square feet of space you want to use every square inch.

[MOOGLE?]

Wetlook is the enjoyment of a person or people wearing wet

clothing, without getting naked or having sex. Devotees are

mostly men. There are two separate categories of wetlook

fetishism. The first group just likes to look at people in wet

clothes. The second group likes to wear wet clothes. It is a

sexual fetish, where the enjoyment comes from the observation

of wet- clothed persons as well as getting wet oneself, but other

people enjoy getting wet themselves for entirely non-sexual

reasons. Many people enjoy the way as wet clothing looks,

when molded to the body, as well as the way the clothing feels

against the body when wet. Furthermore, light colored clothing,

especially white goes transparent when wet that many people

find appealing, exciting and sexy. The clothing also has a sheen

to them when wet as well as change color when wet. It can also

refer to clothing that is shiny in appearance and thus is termed

“wet- look”.

Wetlook is often considered to be borne out of the idea that

wearing clothes while swimming or bathing is forbidden,

improper, or nonconformist. Those who enjoy wetlook report

discovering their enjoyment at an early age, as young as five

years old. Usually happening from having a wetlook experience

themselves, from observing someone else getting wet or getting

wet themselves. Those enjoying wetlook do so in different ways

- some enjoy the act of getting wet, while others enjoy

remaining wet. Some enjoy getting wet slowly, while others like

the surprise. There are different kinds of jokes, where the point

is how to become wetlook. For example, dunk tank. Basically, a

dunk tank consists of a large tank of water, over which a seat is

suspended. By striking a target, the seat will tip or fall into the

tank of water, thus "dunking" whoever is sitting on the seat.

Underwater shootings, swimming, posing under the water also

can be considered as a way of wetlookism.

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[MOOGLE?]

Otto: Whoa! A talking dog! What were you guys smokin' when

you came up with that?

David X. Cohen: We were eating rotisserie chicken.

— The Simpsons

Any work whose creation seems to have involved large amounts

of hallucinogens, cocaine, crack or any other illicit substance

that makes people think really weird ideas are also really good

ones . The plot hinges on bizarre transformations, freakish-

looking creatures, and nonsensical actions that only seem to

make sense in realms of logic far removed from your own. That

it was the product of a deranged mind looks like a foregone

conclusion.

And then you find out that it most certainly wasn' t.

The creator claims that they weren't taking drugs — or at least

weren't taking them then — or the creator just doesn't seem

like a person who would take drugs of any sort.

Note that in real life, composing any work of art (or doing

anything more complex than opening a door, for that matter) is

borderline impossible* when tripping on hallucinogens like

DMT or mescaline; most admitted users of entheogens tend to

do their work between trips, not during. And stuff like cocaine

doesn't actually make you hallucinate or think trippy things,

though it does make doing more cocaine sound like a fantastic

idea.

Sometimes averted— hell yes they were on drugs!

[BELTOLEUM]

PIZZA IS A VEGETABLE.[/size][/font]

 

[MOOGLE?]

Clownilingus

There is an interesting subset of Wet and Messy Fetishism

known as " Clown Porn". In this, all the acts are committed by

people in full clown costume; maybe even by some ex-clowns

who have ended up in the porn business. There is something

particularly sinister about fetish porn performed by clowns;

clown videos you know are supposed to be masturbated to

seem to swallow your soul at its most innocent core. One

supposes most viewers have been raped by a clown and are

trying to get over it.

Despite how horrendous Clown Porn is, equally laughable is

the website StopClownPornNow. org , a group whose mission is

to bring back their fantasy version of clowns via the abolition of

this particular porn sub-genre. Their sob-story about how

clowns have been forced into this industry by a shrinking job

market is particularly hilarious.

“

Like all fads, "clowning" was soon replaced with something new

that entailed another run to the mini-mall to purchase the

appropriate accessories, leaving the old clown costumes behind

to spend the rest of eternity on Salvation Army shelves. But this

supposedly harmless practice left a sizable number of clown

fetishists in its wake, unable to become sexually aroused

without the fool's bells and whistles (not to mention juggling

clubs and unicycles).

In a fateful twist of history, just as these fetishists were combing

the streets with their unfulfilled pathological desires, thousands

of clowns were now wandering the streets of America with no

place to call their own, no job for which they could be

themselves and demonstrate their truly remarkable talents.

More and more, the clowns and the fetishists were bumping

into one another as they wandered those streets.

Haven't the clowns suffered enough? They make their work out

of self-humiliation, but should they be forced to go this far?

„

—StopClownPornNow.org

[CALIgula]

[bigdoughnut69]

[CALIgula]

i think alliyah was 10 in that picture

[watson]

http://www.karmaloop.com/product/The-Tye-Death-Tee-in-Tye-Dye/127917

 

 

$30+ shipping for a tye-dye tshirt

 

 

HAHAHAHA

[CALIgula]

karmaloop getting over.

 

nonsense!