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I DID THE PRE ROAD-RAGE SELL-OUT LOVER-BOY FAIL AGAIN TONIGHT.

 

AN SUV WAS GOING THE WRONG WAY RIGHT AT ME,

SO I FLIP IT OFF THROUGH THE FRONT WINDOW AND THROW UP THE "WHAT's UP" HANDS,

I PARK TO GET SOME FOOD,

SUV PARKS TO APPARENTLY ALSO GET FOOD,

I STAND BY MY CAR WITH THE MEANEST LOOK ON MY FACE,

JUST WAITING TO SAY SOMETHING GENERIC LIKE "THE FUCK YOU LEARN TO DRIVE AT"

BUT GETTING OUT OF THE SUV WAS A REALLY HOT ASIAN GIRL,

I IMMEDIATELY SWITCHED TO APOLOGETIC-MODE AS IF I WAS IN HER WAY.

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I DID THE PRE ROAD-RAGE SELL-OUT LOVER-BOY FAIL AGAIN TONIGHT.

 

AN SUV WAS GOING THE WRONG WAY RIGHT AT ME,

SO I FLIP IT OFF THROUGH THE FRONT WINDOW AND THROW UP THE "WHAT's UP" HANDS,

I PARK TO GET SOME FOOD,

SUV PARKS TO APPARENTLY ALSO GET FOOD,

I STAND BY MY CAR WITH THE MEANEST LOOK ON MY FACE,

JUST WAITING TO SAY SOMETHING GENERIC LIKE "THE FUCK YOU LEARN TO DRIVE AT"

BUT GETTING OUT OF THE SUV WAS A REALLY HOT ASIAN GIRL,

I IMMEDIATELY SWITCHED TO APOLOGETIC-MODE AS IF I WAS IN HER WAY.

 

 

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