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Spider-Man thought he was bad

He was screwin' my date up

He was botherin' my girlfriend

He tried to cut her out of seventy dollars

 

I whipped Spider-Man's ass

I whipped Spider-Man's ass

I whipped Spider-Man's ass

I whipped Spider-Man's ass

 

Spider-Man messed with my girlfriend

Spider-Man wrapped his arms around her with my bedroom door closed

Suddenly, I opened the bedroom door on Spider-Man's sneaky ass

I caught him kissing my girlfriend and beat him to a pulp with a rubber hose

 

I whipped Spider-Man's ass

I whipped Spider-Man's ass

I whipped Spider-Man's ass

I whipped Spider-Man's ass

 

Spider-Man beat the hell out of me

He whirled me and knocked me to the floor

I tore out his world and threw him against the radiator

Spider-Man was being such a stupid jerk

 

I whipped Spider-Man's ass

I whipped Spider-Man's ass

I whipped Spider-Man's ass

I whipped Spider-Man's ass

 

Rock over London

Rock on Chicago

Napa, it's the parts store

 

24'd. so good.

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Breaking News!

High school basketball players brutally beaten for Tebowing

 

Two South Carolina boys basketball players were slammed to the ground, punched and kicked “to the point of vomiting” for Tebowing during the game.

 

Following a 20-point win, the Wando (S.C.) students were beaten by fans of West Ashley (S.C).

 

The students celebrated during the game by getting down on one knee in Tebow’s signature pose.

 

The incident was first reported by the Charleston Post and Courier.

 

The newspaper reported that a 17-year-old Wando fan told police that as he and a friend left the gym and began walking through a breezeway, some West Ashley fans jumped the players.

 

“They were scared for their lives,” said Lara Isaac, the 17-year-old’s mother. “No one was manning the exits to make sure this wouldn’t happen. The kids who did this apparently knew that.”

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