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RANDOM LIFE RULES AND REGULATIONS FROM THE IRON CHEF.

 

1.) TRAVELING ABROAD.

IF YOU INDEED ARE A LADY-BOY YOU MUST HAVE THIS TITLE PRINTED UNDERNEATH YOUR NAME ON YOUR ID/DRIVER'S LICENSE.

IF YOU ARE FOUND TO BE A LADY-BOY AND YOUR ID DOES NOT STATE THIS YOU WILL IMMEDIATELY BE BE-HEADED,

RIGHT AFTER WE MAKE YOU WATCH A MAN AND WOMEN HAVE SEX.

 

2.) WORKING OUT AT THE GYM.

IF I SEE YOU FIDDLING WITH YOUR STUPID PHONE/DEVICE WHILE I'M GETTIN MY CARDIO/WEIGHTS ON,

I IMMEDIATELY HAVE THE RIGHT TO GRAB IT AND THROW IT AGAINST THE WALL,

I NEED AT LEAST 1 PLACE IN MY LIFE WHERE I'M NOT SURROUNDED BY THE FACEBOOK/TWITTER EVERY 5 EFFING MINUTE PERSON.

FIDDLE,FIDDLE, EFFING FIDDLE!

AND YOUR 20 TEXTS COULD HAVE BEEN 1 EFFING PHONE CALL!

 

3.) SNEAKER-HEADING.

EVERY DAMNED SHOE WITH A JUMPMAN ON IT IS NOT AN EFFING "JORDAN",

CALL THEM JUMPMANS OR JORDAN-BRAND, THE ELITE TITLE OF "JORDANS" WILL GO TO THE ONES HE WORE DURING GAMES AND A COUPLE AFTER HE RETIRED,

I'M SICK OF HEARING SOCCER-MOMS SAYING "I GOT MY KID SOME "JORDANS".

4.)LAGGIN'-DRAGON'

IF I SEE THAT EFFING COMPLEX-MEDIA TOOL-BAR "TRY" AND DISGUISE/CAMOUFLAGE ITSELF BLACK,

TRYING TO HIDE THE FACT THAT IT IS LOADING WAAAAY TOO SLOW AGAIN, WE HAVE THE RIGHT TO POST PRON JPG. GIFS EVERYWHERE

LIKE IT's THE LAST DAYS OF THIS WORLD AND ALL THE ADMINS/MODERATORS ARE TOO BUSY WITH THEIR BUCKET-LISTS.

 

(*PRINT THIS OUT AND START A BOOK, OH YEAH, I'M GOIN TO AT LEAST 20)

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