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At least I don't think this goes on /nom/. . posted by

Reuben Dittingsick on Thu, 20 Oct 2011 10:03: 18 EST

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If given the opportunity, would you feast on human flesh?

If yes- How would you feel afterwards? Have you eaten it

before?

If no- Why not? Would you consider yourself a slave to

society?

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Sidney Horringded Thu, 20 Oct 2011 10:06:07 EST

ID:XD/ 7LCTv No.2090294 Ignore Report

im curious as to what it tastes like

grilled

sauteed

hell, cold cuts on a sandwich

we probably taste awesome

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Hugh Cobblehedge Thu, 20 Oct 2011 10:07:11 EST

ID:kZb 10PUm No.2090296 Ignore Report

>we probably taste awesome

Probably like chicken

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Nathaniel Gondletane Thu, 20 Oct 2011 10:09:13 EST

ID:TNORe /b2 No.2090299 Ignore Report

i've heard we are pretty salty

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Hamilton Cibberpat Thu, 20 Oct 2011 10:22: 01 EST

ID:p 5yKSyoC No.2090305 Ignore Report

what opportunity do you need? theres billions of us, not

that hard to lure a prositute somewhere and eat the

evidence of murder

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Oliver Duckford Thu, 20 Oct 2011 11:43:11 EST

ID:BBsPvvOI No.2090357 Ignore Report

There's even some infographic out there that shows the

best cuts on a human.

Avoid the brain!

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Thomas Dirryfield Thu, 20 Oct 2011 11:46:07 EST

ID:jVwd3 HHS No.2090361 Ignore Report

Wouldn't our constant exposure to chemicals and food

such as fast food make us taste kinda bad?

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Hedda Niggerfield Thu, 20 Oct 2011 11:50:11 EST

ID:YlmYmIaA No.2090366 Ignore Report

>>2090361

I bet it's the opposite. Think about it, what foods taste the

bests? The ones that are salty and super fatty.

Some chicken fried man steaks would be awesome.

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Hamilton Cibberpat Thu, 20 Oct 2011 11:57: 16 EST

ID:p 5yKSyoC No.2090373 Ignore Report

>>2090357

but brian make u smart

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Whitey Cloddlegold Thu, 20 Oct 2011 12:00:20 EST

ID:SPzO 2tyC No.2090375 Ignore Report

Au contraire to the opinions ITT I actually think human

meat wouldn't taste that nice. Think about it if we were half

as good as cow or chicken, we'd be hunted by animals

everytime we step foot in the wild

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Hugh Fessleworth Thu, 20 Oct 2011 12:04:27 EST

ID:6vNEFTCd No.2090380 Ignore Report

>>2090375

Yeah, because animals care so much about taste...

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Matilda Nickleford Thu, 20 Oct 2011 12:17:50 EST

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I think we'd taste shitty due to the fact that we eat crap.

Specially dieted meat like veal tends to taste the best. On

the other end of the scale, we eat all kinds of sub-food

waste.

Rich people probably taste the best.

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Lillian Foshgold Thu, 20 Oct 2011 12:20:57 EST

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I bet we would taste good considering we contain all of

the essential nutrients we need to survive. I bet our bodies

would be happy to eat something so nutritious.

I would be very tempted to eat it, but I'm not going to kill

anyone.

>IIIIIIII

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Nicholas Duckworth Thu, 20 Oct 2011 12:22: 40 EST ID:Nd

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We taste like pork.

Our flesh and skin are quite similar to the common swine,

so it's likely that our base flavour is somewhat porkish.

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Matilda Sabberway Thu, 20 Oct 2011 12:23:32 EST

ID:mbDUhLvt No.2090400 Ignore Report

The opportunity? No. The necessity? Yes.

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Priscilla Mopperspear Thu, 20 Oct 2011 12:24:32 EST

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i'm vegan, i won't touch any animal products.

...but i'd eat a human. fuck people, they deserve to be

eaten. At least if they're food then they're useful.

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Whitey Fimblefuck Thu, 20 Oct 2011 12:39:55 EST

ID:VY2 gpz6f No.2090415 Ignore Report

>>2090401

Start by eating yourself.

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Hugh Cobblehedge Thu, 20 Oct 2011 12:42:32 EST

ID:kZb 10PUm No.2090419 Ignore Report

>>2090415

this, 1000 times

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Fuck Husslekeg Thu, 20 Oct 2011 12:42:42 EST ID:J

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>>2090401

>. ..but i'd eat a human. fuck people, they

deserve to be eaten.

Yeah, dogs too. Dogs are fucking assholes. But then again,

they eat their own poop; so I don't know if they'd be too

great to eat. At least it would be fun to hunt them.

As for the taste of the human; It would obviously depend

on their condition: what they ate, got for exercise, etc. just

like it does for animals.

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Ebenezer Nicklehall Thu, 20 Oct 2011 12:44: 27 EST ID:NB

+HJyzy No.2090423 Ignore Report

>>2090415

lol, why u mad tho?

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Nell Pittlock Thu, 20 Oct 2011 12:46:38 EST ID:+B 8FhNR 7

No.2090425 Ignore Report

i'm a vegetarian, so nah. plus it's gross. i'm just as much of

a slave to society as anyone else.

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David Pockfoot Thu, 20 Oct 2011 12:48:49 EST ID:/ZTVD 8I2

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>>2090401

Then you don't really see the point behind being vegan.

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Charlotte Cerrysat Thu, 20 Oct 2011 13:03:02 EST

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I'm vegetarian, so no.

People have eaten other people throughout history:

"In March 2001 in Germany, Armin Meiwes posted an

Internet ad asking for "a well-built 18 to 30 year old to be

slaughtered and consumed". The ad was answered by

Bernd Jürgen Brandes. After killing Brandes and eating

parts of his body, Meiwes was convicted of manslaughter

and later, murder. The songs "Mein Teil" by Rammstein and

"Eaten" by Bloodbath are based on this case."

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Augustus Digglefuck Thu, 20 Oct 2011 13:06: 25 EST

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You should know more about the Aghori, who sometimes

consume half-burnt human remains.

It all makes so much sense, if you look at it from the

perspective of honouring all of creation, of affirming that

there can be no taboo if the material world is created by

god.

http://www .youtube.com/ watch?v= GEpJdHS1pV 0

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Cyril Hummerridge Thu, 20 Oct 2011 13:08:23 EST

ID:9MpfCJbe No.2090451 Ignore Report

>>2090446

It was bullshit that he went to jail for eating a man who

wanted to be eaten.

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Priscilla Mopperspear Thu, 20 Oct 2011 13:16:24 EST

ID:gHiIk /Sq No.2090461 Ignore Report

>>2090415

>>2090419

I don't have the pain threshold to eat myself. Also, if I

started with myself I wouldn't be able to eat any of you

guys, you big silly's

>>2090420

dogs aren't evolved enough to be assholes. Anything they

do outside of their natural behavior is almost certainly the

result of human influence, so basically dogs are chill, but

people make them assholes, either by treating them bad,

or breeding the fuck out of them making some retarded

asshole crossbreeed dog or someshit

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Priscilla Mopperspear Thu, 20 Oct 2011 13:40:55 EST

ID:gHiIk /Sq No.2090496 Ignore Report

>>2090430

lol telling me what I think

whatevs bro, the world must be SO simple to you with your

giant philosophical genius brain

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John Dellerchune Thu, 20 Oct 2011 13:42:14 EST

ID:gAfl1934 No.2090498 Ignore Report

The idea repulses me, but I don't eat meat. Eating human

repulses me only about as much as eating mouse or

monkey.

If I ate meat, I probably could do it.

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John Dellerchune Thu, 20 Oct 2011 13:43:17 EST

ID:gAfl1934 No.2090500 Ignore Report

>>2090450

Gross.

Fortunately I don't believe in God.

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Fuck Hottingmere Thu, 20 Oct 2011 14:20: 12 EST

ID:Bxj3 lKrT No.2090576 Ignore Report

>How would you feel afterwards?

I would feel full afterwards. No remorse if that's what

you're asking.

>Have you eaten it before?

Not yet.

>Would you consider yourself a slave to society?

Yes, we're all slaves to society.

I would rather eat people than cows, assuming I enjoy the

taste

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Fuck Bundlestudging Thu, 20 Oct 2011 14:20:34 EST

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>>2090396

thought that was some sort of ET face on the shelf...

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Charlotte Blanderkick Thu, 20 Oct 2011 14:22:17 EST

ID:I4 fDZjQQ No.2090585 Ignore Report

I can't take this topic seriously, as the only people who say

they'd willingly eat human flesh and feel no remorse are

trolls and attention whores.

Evidence: This thread

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Jack Neblinglock Thu, 20 Oct 2011 14:23: 22 EST

ID:gHAfQORX No.2090589 Ignore Report

>If no- Why not? Would you consider yourself a

slave to society?

The fuck kind of pretentious question is that? I'd be sad if

another human being died, and in no way would I disgrace

them by fucking eating their flesh. Am I a slave to society?

No... it's just not my thing to eat another person.

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Rebecca Tillingson Thu, 20 Oct 2011 14:30: 36 EST

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>>2090580

mfw

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Fuck Hottingmere Thu, 20 Oct 2011 14:40: 25 EST

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